Cracked Ass Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Why waste time and supplies trying to ingest stuff that changes the taste of your cum? Just sprinkle that shit on your dick at the appropriate time. Better yet, let her do it. Get naked next to the spice rack and let her try it in 31 flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 cracked cuts out the middle man... just shoot in her mouth and give her a piece of Big Red... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by Smart cracked cuts out the middle man... just shoot in her mouth and give her a piece of Big Red... This had me rolling ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 this whole thread is fucking hilarious. my last boyfriend was obsessed with ass raiding.... every chance he got he would harass me about it. i told him that if we were ever married he could, that shut him up. and we're not going out anymore so he never got the chance! this cracks me up that this has been such a favorite topic on this board. hahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence cypher, its just like that one time when dean had to sneak out the window, but the frame was too small, "so this is what i did, see...." holy shit, yeah it is. one of my favorite parts. and with all the responces, I think a thread needs ta be started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 cracked and smart pulling the gangster move... 'just shoot it in her mouth and give her a piece of big red" haha... ive been sweating this shit lately, cause ive been taking alot of vitamins, and im told, from the board, which is the cerntral news service to the whole wide world, that it makes your cum taste like shit... luckily(?) at the time me and my girl are split up, but im assuming that will change in the near future, eatleast on a night-to-night basis, and im not trying to make her gag.... anyone have any reliable info on this vitamin shit? is it specific vitamins or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 i think it goes like this... this is the dumb version I understood. if you are eating flintstone vitamins...you are in the clear. if you are eating herbal pills that smell like shit...you know the ones that make you gag if you don't have enough liquid in your mouth, or you smell the bottle and it reeks..then i think it affects the taste of your bodily fluids.... avils...you should keep me in the closet. As soon as your man mallet can't proform I'll pop out, finish the job (give me like....14 seconds..) (about 13 to get in)...and then while I am falling asleep in the anal abyss, you can be busy online sharing our victory throughout the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 if you take the vitamins and your pee smells funny then you're gonna have some 'contamination'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 i very rarely get close enough to my pee to check for a difference in smell, BUT, it does make it fucking neon green/orange... right now im mostly taking B complex's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 no, I don't mean 'sniff the bowl'... it will smell funny from right where you usually are, you'll take a whiz and you'll think "DAMN! funny smelly piss!" from what I can tell about vitamins, some do nothing to the urine, some make it smell, some make it turn a funny color and others make it smell and turn a funny color.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 www.webmd.com here i come... "um, i have a question. my piss looks like toxic mountain dew, will my girlfriend stop blowing me because my cum tastes like elephant shit. i hope not?" how come i gotta drink pineapple juice? that shit is nasty as fuck. why cant toaster struddel make it taste better? or what about sprite... i drink alot of sprite. they should put a cum improving chemical in there... they would sell a ton of the shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 drink lots of fish suace and eats lots of lumpia blueberry punuany does sound like a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild turkey Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 so if i start drinking a lot of fireball will my cum taste like cinnamon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence www.webmd.com here i come... "um, i have a question. my piss looks like toxic mountain dew, will my girlfriend stop blowing me because my cum tastes like elephant shit. i hope not?" how come i gotta drink pineapple juice? that shit is nasty as fuck. why cant toaster struddel make it taste better? or what about sprite... i drink alot of sprite. they should put a cum improving chemical in there... they would sell a ton of the shit... i just laughed my ass off at that toaster strudel thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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