khaotic970 Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 3 WORDS DEBBIE DOES DALLAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 I HAVE SPANKED MY MONKEY LONG ENOUGH! it is time for me to go out and get a real woman!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 porn with plots is just funny , they are so completely retarded that you cant hlep but laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 i like a lil plot... i saw some porno w/ asia carrera where her comp breaks down, so she calls some computer nerd, who comes to fix it, and his roomate ends up dating asia, whim the comp nerd has fallen in love w/... in the end, the comp nerd gets laid by asia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 plots should be there.... if not...all guys would think its cool to just bend women over and stick them in the ass.acting is always bad..but i have seen this one porn where this beautiful japanese girl rides the shit out of this white guy...whos face you cannot see...then doggystyle,then the blowjob for the finish...it was very cool and one of the most "arrousing" porns i had ever seen...i like some 70's porn...some good acting and cool plots..like college girls that need money,so they fuck thier bosses...something about tight short'short sleeved 70's baseball shirts that turn me on.... they have to have big boobies in them though...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 i went to a party last weekend, and walked into the tv room and there was porn on, and everybody was acting like it was nothing big..... and this girl i went with kept looking over like every minute as if to see if someone had changed the channel, then look away repulsed.. i just said to her, look, noones got the remote, you think its gonna change the channel by itself? she laughed and decided to just watch it.. i on the other hand was more interested in other things......i swear... fun times..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9ign Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 LogJammin' I believe that this scene from The Big Lebowski sums up my opinion on porn plots. Enjoy! MAUDE Take a look at this, sir. She is aiming a remote at a projection TV. The screen flickers to life. A title card: JACKIE TREEHORN PRESENTS SECOND CARD: KARL HUNGUS AND BUNNY LAJOYA IN A THIRD CARD: LOGJAMMIN' The Dude is at the bar, a bottle of kalhua frozen halfway to his glass. From the television set we hear a doorbell ring, and then a door opening. On the TV screen the door opens to reveal a sallow-faced man in blue coyer-alls. It is Dieter, the floater in Lebowski's pool. DIETER Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable. DUDE Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. MAUDE And you recognize her, of course. The girl answering the door is Bunny Lebowski. Bunny: The TV is in here. DIETER Za, okay, I bring mein toolz. Bunny: This is my friend Shari. She just came over to use the shower. MAUDE (grimly) The story is ludicrous. DIETER Mein nommen iss Karl. Is hard to verk in zese clozes-- Maude switches off the set. MAUDE Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. DUDE He fixes the cable? peace, -9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 yah fuck plot/. serious it makes me pissed. espiecialy when im getting it for free on a black box and i cant fast foward. and all the time its the stupidest plot . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 We just got digital cable on Friday. So the other night we decide to order a porn pay-per-view. Look through the choices and decide on Super Quick 2 because the plot looks funny. Basic plot is that you have an Evil Clown(who by the way is a midget) who is trying to take over the world by turning everyone into sex slaves. This was the funniest movie. I have never seen a movie with worse camera work in my life. I laughed the whole way through. Definately a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 19, 2002 Author Share Posted February 19, 2002 i had never seen this before anywhere, maybe it was just a bgsu thing but kids sit around and watch porn more there than any college i have ever seen. seriously groups of kids sit aronud together watching porn and giggling. this thread is really old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 ive wondered the same thing. if i was gonna make a porno id make it funny as hell. itd have some sort of plot thing but itd mainly just be comedy and sex. i could write soem tight porno scrips. i gotta get on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 the plot is what makes the porno unawkward if you watch it with a girl. the stupid scripts and the horrible acting and the double d's and the... well you get the point. plots in porno makes the shit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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