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What to Get Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend for Valentines Day?

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I think I'm gonna have to go with the tried a true Trashy Lingerie http://www.trashy.com It's like a present for her but it's also a present for me. It took a couple of days to get my stuff and I live 30 minutes away. I would've gone in person but you need a female escort to get in there to keep the pervs out. Needless to say I can't take the girlfriend. Maybe a DVD or something.

What and where are you gonna get for you girlfriends or boyfriends for the 7 girls on 12oz.?

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well iono how old you are and therefore whats appropriate...

but one year i took my girl out to a fancy restraunt and gave her this glass rose ( she happens to like roses too) and then when we got home i had left another gift on her pillow ... it was this braclet she'd been wanting for the last 6 months and a skimply semi-see through underwear set........she started cring so im pretty sure she was happy.

but i tend to spoil her with the little things ........

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Look @ you man all suave ruining for the rest of us cheap bastards.

Glass rose, bracelet, lingerie.

My sister is hooking my up with a tennis bracelet to give to her cause she knows her younger brother who hasn't worked for about 4 years ain't gonna buy it. That's what family is for.:cool:

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i am driving 3 hours to surprise her at school, I am cooking her dinner, and serenading her with my oh so sweet voice....I am not giving away all my secrets of what else I am doing.

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im gonna have to get going on my shopping i guess

i know i have some time but i have no clue what to buy...

its not for a girlfriend but for a girl who happens to be a friend that i care for very much. victoria secrets is sooo played, mac makeup is too fucking expensive, and other than that im shit outta ideas:confused:

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If your trying to get in there and lingerie is appropriate try that trashy link. They got way nicer shit than victorias secret, alot cheaper too. But since she's just your friend how about spending 50 bones to let her get massaged at some health spa. Spend a 100 and you can get one too & might get to see her with no clothes except for the towel.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

i am driving 3 hours to surprise her at school, I am cooking her dinner, and serenading her with my oh so sweet voice....I am not giving away all my secrets of what else I am doing.

 

 

 

 

this reminds of a song by Bismarkee

 

'you...you got what I need...and you say he's just a friend...ooh bayybee youououou...got what I neeee-eed..

 

Don't go up unannounced Zacko...I'm afraid for what you might find.

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Originally posted by Pistol

If your trying to get in there and lingerie is appropriate try that trashy link. They got way nicer shit than victorias secret, alot cheaper too. But since she's just your friend how about spending 50 bones to let her get massaged at some health spa. Spend a 100 and you can get one too & might get to see her with no clothes except for the towel.

 

oh dont get me wrong ive seen her naked before, we kinda hookup and shit but we arent boyfriend/girlfriend... ive never bought her lingerie before, i just go to victorias secret to buy her lotion and perfume and all that crap, i think im gonna take her out for a really nice dinner, and then take her down to the beach to go out on this pier that is just too damn cool at night. i still want to get her something though...aargh!

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Hey Ms. Bombastic. How are you gonna get away with out posting some ideas on what YOU wouldn't mind getting for Valentines Day from your man. Ideas? :idea:

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Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic

this reminds of a song by Bismarkee

 

'you...you got what I need...and you say he's just a friend...ooh bayybee youououou...got what I neeee-eed..

 

THAT SONG IS DOPE

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Guest Pilau Hands

OH GOOD! THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!

 

I don't have a girlfriend, doubt I'll have one for valentine's day, and further more, I just woke up and immediately, without skipping a beat, have "Eleanor Rigby" stuck in my head for some damned reason. That's really fantastic.

 

All the lonely people.

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people.

Where do they all belong?

 

All the rain in Seattle was cheering me up. Fuck this.

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For Valentine's Day, I'm promising not to pee on my girlfriend when we take a shower together. She always gets upset by it, however amusing I may find it to be. Sheesh, women. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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why not rack a lot of your items. then it looks like you got her a lot of shit and they dont know its racked. works great with makeup. fill a bag and run. :)

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

For Valentine's Day, I'm promising not to pee on my girlfriend when we take a shower together. She always gets upset by it, however amusing I may find it to be. Sheesh, women. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

somehow i actually believe this to be true without a doubt that you really do that. jangles likes to pass gas on my things, suck as stuffed animals other men have given me, and throw then at me post-fart. sheesh, men.

 

elenor rigby is the worst song to hear like right after a breakup. you can get me something pilau. xoxo

 

 

are girls supposed to buy things for boys for valentines day? last year i made him a big dinner and brought over stuff to make crepes. he needs some matching socks... hmmm...

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maybe you could paint something on a wall for her(her name, character, or something of yours she likes) and get a good flick and put it in a dope frame. shes a girlfriend and if you like her you'll get her something special. you dont always have to spend a shit load of money to let someone know you care.

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Guest Demik

I have no fucking clue on what to get my girlfriend......hey maybe some handtowels.........lol

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

For Valentine's Day, I'm promising not to pee on my girlfriend when we take a shower together. She always gets upset by it, however amusing I may find it to be. Sheesh, women. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

I am sure you know about the pressing up against your girl in a hot shower to pee on her technique....do you know how hard it is to do that and keep a straight face?

 

why would she get mad about you pissing on her?..urine is surgically sterile.

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Guest Pilau Hands
elenor rigby is the worst song to hear like right after a breakup. you can get me something pilau. xoxo...are girls supposed to buy things for boys for valentines day?

 

Iris, I try not to give girls things for valentine's day, when they have boyfriends. That's a door with "Do Not Enter" written on it. Bad times.

 

Girls should always get stuff for their boys. Any girl that doesn't get me anything for valentine's day, gets the cold shoulder to the teeth. I don't dig it.

 

I was saying to someone the other day, I've only received flowers a few times in my life. I'm not a testosterony macho guy, so I appreciate the thought. I got a dozen roses one year...that was actually really nice...but it only came after I told her I hated that guys only buy girls flowers.

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valentines day is a made up holiday so companys like halmark can make more money. i hate valentines day, it may have somthing to do with the fact that i really dont have anyone to be with on that day. the only girl i want to be my valentine shares the same view anyways so fuck a present, ill be spending the money on music insted

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I have successfully avoided every Valentine's Day since 1989 by being single all winter, and sometimes much longer.

There is a downside to this strategy however.:(

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Originally posted by Anyone

maybe you could paint something on a wall for her(her name, character, or something of yours she likes) and get a good flick and put it in a dope frame. shes a girlfriend and if you like her you'll get her something special. you dont always have to spend a shit load of money to let someone know you care.

 

have done it (actually for the same girl im getting stuff for now) and it was appreciated but that was back in the day when i couldnt afford shit but now i work close to 12 hour days sometimes longer... so im looking to spend some dough on my somewhat girliefriend

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

 

urine is surgically sterile.

 

however popular of a belief this is , it is also incorrect.........urine is not sterile , and certainly not surgically sterile , it is however the cleanest of bodily fluids......yes , cleaner than spit......

 

just thought i'd clear that up

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

 

however popular of a belief this is , it is also incorrect.........urine is not sterile , and certainly not surgically sterile , it is however the cleanest of bodily fluids......yes , cleaner than spit......

 

just thought i'd clear that up

You must be tired man. Wrong thread. :loopy: :lol: :D

Maybe instead of "swapping spit" with the lady we should swap urine for Valentines Day.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Nah, I don't press up against her at all... I just let her get under the shower stream all by herself, so she closes her eyes and enjoys the warm water without a worry in the word. Then I step back, aim somewhere around the torso, and let 'er rip. Since the water's just as warm as the pee, she doesn't notice at first, until I'm just about finished. Then I say "Hey, check this out", and she opens her eyes just in time to notice the last of my pee splashing on her stomach. And then she tries to castrate me, thankfully with no success yet. I also drool on her in the shower.

 

And sometimes, when I refrain from any of these, I might get some sex. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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