Jump to content

movie cliche website


MESTHREE

Recommended Posts

This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.
Guest --zeSto--

When men drink whiskey, it is always in a shot glass, and they always drink it in one gulp. If they are wimps, they will gasp for air, then have a coughing fit. If they are macho, they will wince briefly, flashing clenched teeth.

 

A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober in a split second (see several thousand westerns, and "Peter's Friends.")

 

soooo true...

 

the one that kills me everytime isn't on the page though,

People in bars just order "beer".

"I'll have a beer"

 

they never say which kind of beer.

Is there only one brand in the movies? Duff beer perhaps?

If you walk into a bar around here and just ask for beer,

they'd laugh your ass out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest WebsterUno

*555-MOTA*

 

Ever notice, when someone uses the phone,

in either TV or the movies, they dial, or are told to dial,

"555-blahblahblah". I dont know if the site mentions that.

I read it somewhere that BELL made the number

specifically for that purpose.

 

 

 

 

 

yeah, BIG wow, huh.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest --zeSto--

The hero will always be paired off with a female character. The sidekick never will.

 

that's just not fair !

 

just think about poor Tonto, Kato, Robin and Garth

Link to comment
Share on other sites

In many movies, they show the exterior of a Boeing 747, then they cut to the inside where the flight attendant is exiting the elevator wich comes from the galley to the passenger deck, and I'm all like, in fact it is not the 747 that has this design at all, but rather the L1011!!!

 

my friends all say" word?"

 

and I say "word is bond nukka, it's the only passenger airliner aircraft ever made by lockheed..."

 

I can't belive how many times I've had this conversation!

 

 

 

 

 

 

why does a man who's shirt clearly reads 'genius at work' spend all his time watching a children's cartoon?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest --zeSto--

I didn't see this one on the list....

 

When robots or computers run out of power,

then slow down like people would. (think terminator)

If you pull the plug, a robot isn't going to slowly say

"please.... plug...me...... beep.....*

 

damn robotic dramatics!

 

Genius at motherfunken work here nukka !!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...