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alrite...last nights dream...this is all i can remember

 

im in class and all of a sudden my bio teacher starts yelling at me and kicks me out....i have no idea what i did....anyways im in the hall and all of a sudden this chick from my class shows up....we climb under a sofa to have sex (WTF)...but all of sudden she starts to snort liunes of coke...and each line had a number on it....the crack vile with the number 1 on it was very small, and the vile with the number 19 on it was very big..she snorts it all and i cant rememebr what happened....im still wondering why my dream decided to have sex under the sofa

 

post ur weird dreams up

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i had a dream that sole 'of anticon fame' was trying to kill me 'the shining' style, hacking through my front door with an axe. strange days i live in.

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well, i left my house, which seemed like it was in mexico, rather than california. i walk down to the market place, another mexican type thing. i see some people i dont know, but, i noticed them, so i started talking to them. then i stop talking to them. and i start walking. this guy starts walking too. and he goes to his car and pulls out an orange streak. he starts to write on a wall. he writes 'made' 2 time.. one right below the other. he looks at me, and hands it to me. i try to write on the wall, but it doesnt work.. it worked alittle bit, but not really, (kinda like when you use it on certain plastics and it doesnt actually work, it just leaves alittle but not enough to be legible) so, i press harder, and then it starts to bend.. the whole streak bends down, then i realize its hot as fuck, and it must be so hot its melting the plastic. so i turn around and look down the street, and theres a cop car with its lights on coming towards me. i hand the guy his streak, say goodbye, and start running. i run through a dusty lot, jump a fence and im in a yard, but its a yard with one line.. i continue to run. i meet up with a group of people, again i dont know them, and start to i guess, mingle. then i remember, wait, someones chasing me, so i start running again, i see the guy with the orange streak from earlier, and he says 'i heard you can hook it up with dvds' and i say yeah, come with me to my house and you can look at some that i have right now. so, he calls a bunch of other people over. and we all start going to my house. we go to my bedroom and i show him the scarface dvd. he looks at it. and then i jump on the bed. and i look outside. and there is a rv outside. i can tell that its a police rv, somehow. then i see a shitload of people jump out of it and start chasing me. i think about running but i dont actually do it. and i get caught. and then i wake up. fucking strange.

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Originally posted by NATO

i had a dream that sole 'of anticon fame' was trying to kill me 'the shining' style, hacking through my front door with an axe. strange days i live in.

 

that sucks. tim holland is a goon. he is from my town.

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when i was little i had daydreams of some girl saying my name all calmly and shit riding on the tip of a huge blade with a bunch of blades surrounding her..there was like glass reflections for a background..i also used to have the same dream of some guys coming into my house the same way eachtime and me hacking them up with a cleaver..and me wrestling a fellow that had broken into my house to the ground in my hallway and him ending up shooting me in the face with a .357 everytime.

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Originally posted by theblindpoet

i had a dream last night where my back was very hairy. i had like wings of hair. it really pissed me off

 

hahaha.. damn that had to suck. must have been a very traumatic experience. i'm really sorry...

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speaking of hair, i jsut remembered

 

back when i was hella young i had this perverted dream about touching this girl.......only thing was she was my age (about 6 or 7)...was covered in blonde hair from head to toe...about as dense as leg hair....and she was flat.....it was scarry as shit

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i had a dream i bombed the fuck out of this big long highway barrier, i mean big throwups both sides for about 300 metres. then as i was finishing the last throwup, jack skeleton from tim burtons "nightmare before christmas" starts walking along the highway really big and scary like. all the while the message was playing in the background. then he ate me. then i woke up.

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i hate it when u dream that you fell off something , then u wake up and u have that weird ' still falling ' feeling.......ya i hate that

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Last night...Okay read this knowing that it is how I understood my dream...while I was still in my dream. Dream logic = screwy.

 

I was the age I am now...but I was acting like a young kid.

 

and understood my apartment to be the same...but it looked different. It was much darker, like I was living in a nine inch nails video, but skipping about like nothing was wrong. Anyway, in my dream it was common for me to just walk in and out of other people's apartments at night. I'd say hello, and sit and watch tv with them while they were in bed. In one of these apartments, I'm digging through a closet because I have this nagging feeling...I reach the back wall and just stare at it. I start punching it. The people start freaking out like what the fuck are you doing to our closet?

 

It's a hollow wall. I look through and start shaking and run back to my apartment. I'm talking to someone, but don't remember who. Apparently five years ago (in dream world) I had found this doorway in the closet and walked through. It was like a theme park. Beautiful rides everywhere, sunlight beaming (remember this world is dark). I used to play there everyday, but then oneday forgot. I started shaking because, five years of neglect later, the inside world had become like my outside...dark, gloomy, broken down. It was like a magic garden type deal. My believing kept it beautiful, and either I stopped believing, or just forgot.

 

That's about as all as I remember...oh and something about an elevated train like in Jackson Heights.

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seriously fucked up... seriously...

 

i don't know what the fuck kind of shit went on in my brain last night.. but last night's dream was scary as shit....

 

i dreamt i had a cyst like breast cancer deal.... and it travelled around my body.. and it formed a hairy nuttsack on my armpit...

 

... what the shit?

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i always have the weirdiest dreams when i take nyquil.....one time i had a dream i met mario....it was fucked up i have really trippy dreams sometimes.

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not enough energy to type out the whole dream, so here is the short version.....

-jewish grandmother makes crack at catholic daughter in law(aka my mother)

-mom gets angry because it has happened sooooo many time before

-mom slaps the 90 year old woman to the floor

-bright colored lines exploding over a dark drab background

-brother(me) looks over at sister in amazement

-both of our jaws drop the way they would in an old WB cartoon

-wake up

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Originally posted by hypochondriac#1

is that a man or a woman in the background?

 

whatever it is, i am sure it is food for the huge guy in the front.

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yes SmarterChild is a punk bitch hes just a rip off of Azile which i would have to say is much better

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