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My dad bought me bondage rope for my 30th bday

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Accidentally

 

 

He meant to buy me rock climbing rope on amazon and bought this instead.

 

The attached carabiners really threw me off... Quick Google search of the brand showed what they were really for.

 

Seller refunded the monies without wanting me to return it.. So now I'm stuck with some bondage ropes Haha. Gonna re gift at this Christmas gift exchange white elephant game lol. Or maybe bachelor party gift for one of my 3 buddies getting married this year?

 

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Emails between me and the seller......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seller - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dear friend,

 

thanks for your supports.

 

i can asure you that you ordered the goods was climbing rope not Bondage Rope.

 

it is no problem that you can use it to rock climbing

 

and the goods can make sure your safety.

 

because the goods Diameter is 10mm

 

and the Ultimate tension is 12KN,about1200kg

 

i have many client ordered .

 

all of them said the quality of the goods is very good.

 

and we also very important the goods quality.

 

because the goods quality is our life.

 

if the goods really has any quality problem,contact me freely .

 

we can refund all the money for you right away .

 

rose

 

 

 

Me - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

 

 

Rose,

Thank you for your quick reply. This rope was a gift, i did not purchase this rope for myself. I am unable to use it for my needs. This rope is too short for my needs and it has carabiners attached to the ends which are of no use to me. Please authorize the refund.

Thanks

Andrew

 

 

Seller - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

 

 

 

 

 

Andrew,

 

ok.

 

we had refunded all the money for you .

 

you can check your account later.

 

you can do not send it back for us and you can keep it .

 

may you can use it to do Other sports thing。

 

any question ,contact me freely .

i will try my best to help you .

 

rose

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I like a lot of the imagery associated with shibari, but I don't really find it to be erotic in the slightest.

 

I have some soft rope handcuff things that were given to me. They've been in the condom and lube drawer for like 6 years without ever getting used.

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For what? It's not me getting sore or pregnant!

But seriously, I keep all that in my sex closet. A drawer is not enough!

Would be funny if they sold bedroom furniture that had a designated condom/lube drawer to it, heh heh.

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that rope stuff gets incredibly complicated

mainly it makes me think that i'm lucky to not require that level of preparation and what seems like a long time just to get off

 

i always remember the savage love where a guy loved throwing pies as part of his sex fantasy.

it took a lot of set-up work, so he and the wifey only did it rarely. he was lucky to have a GGG wife too.

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i can asure you that you ordered the goods was climbing rope not Bondage Rope.

Why do the two need to be mutually exclusive?

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ahh the internet.

i love that you dug that up. hell yeah and you're welcome.

that's so awesome. so memorable. my husband and i listened to that podcast on our first road trip together..

i'm sure we've clocked at least 100,000 miles since then.

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