Deine Mudder Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 one thing i know for sure, tnhrough all the 'upgrading' on this site, the search still sucks donkey Haha. Oh, by the way, that cooking thread was great as well. Some seriously nice stuff, as well as cooking salmon in the dishwasher and whatnot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 That well, shit thread is sticky material, imo. Mandatory reading for all noobs. Yes, should be put as "forum rules" you have to agree to when signing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Haha. Oh, by the way, that cooking thread was great as well. Some seriously nice stuff, as well as cooking salmon in the dishwasher and whatnot.. oh word. i forgot about the cooking thread! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Don't forget about the oontz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 old soldiers never die, they just flush away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Extreme hammock thread was dope haha.. of course DAO Threads/posts by Mero tinychat i think it was? had some fun nights on there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I agree with most of these as epic old school oontz.... I once made a fake juggalo muspace and infiltrated hella juggalos in like a scientific research attempt. Lost in the crash. The Adams Block thing went way farther than we ever thought, Shai and I were going to meet up with Adam....news stories in local SF papers. I have the archive of the thread in .pdf somewhere because there were threats of lawsuits. The Tranny Handjob thread and a few of the EBPH/DOW threads were fucking ridiculous. When POZ and VAJ hooked up and everything was crazy in tiny chat w. fake piss drinking and shit. Gliks and his antics. Almost everything DAO eveery argued about became LOLZ......I really liked DAO /nh Oontz is debauchery. Or I guess was debauchery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Chump Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 lol, yeah, recall the VAJ and POZ piss drinking pic now!! Adam's block was petty awesome. Glicks banning cats for hating on some rapper, neckface punchings and Swampfight licking some pornstar's arse, etc. Some the arguments with AngelOfDeath in crossfire went on for fucking pages as well, dude was extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 co-signed ghost attachments and extreme hammock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 CMENCUP wonk saggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 wow. i forgot about AOD. he got married and fell off prolly living in a backwoods swamp by now lol. he'll pop up outta nowhere with some random comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Shower Fart had some cool stories. Milk Grenades was nice. Dance and graff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Ha, dang - missed that extreme hammock thing back in the day.. looks like fun.. ..found the old thread, but most of the pictures (and the official website) are gone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Chump Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 lol, I was doing something today completely unrelated and CityOnSmash and his "captain-save-and-then-try-and-screw-a-crack-whore" popped in to my mind. Dude was out there. What was the chick's name that had the pugs? I think she hung out with Milk Grenades, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Shower Fart had some cool stories. Milk Grenades was nice. Dance and graff! i think enough time has [passed that i can reveal to those hwo did not know, dance n graff was poopmanbob. i miss that dude. he and mams were the life of the oontz partay both married men these days. Ha, dang - missed that extreme hammock thing back in the day.. looks like fun.. ..found the old thread, but most of the pictures (and the official website) are gone.. key3, rumpuncher.. i actually forgot his original username. ugh. that's gonna bug me now. it was something like zippo. hahaa fuck! lol, I was doing something today completely unrelated and CityOnSmash and his "captain-save-and-then-try-and-screw-a-crack-whore" popped in to my mind. Dude was out there. What was the chick's name that had the pugs? I think she hung out with Milk Grenades, sukisuki had the pugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Fuck Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr.Maker Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 [ATTACH=full]206725[/ATTACH] Boo and I are friends. I can ask her to come back if you want lol. She traveled the country for awhile in a mobile skate shop. Pretty fucking rad. [ATTACH=full]206744[/ATTACH] With a funnel! So awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I was looking at old threads I started but now can't remember how. That's some funny shit. Need to bump some old threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 She should definitely come back; It seems that none of us saved her noodz to post in these threads so if she could give us some fresh stock that would be swell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Chump Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 sukisuki had the pugs That's the gal. She was a right fox too, if I recall correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 haha please don't make this thread nsfw start a new thread for old noodz if you must 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 /4000yearoldnoodz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 key3, rumpuncher.. i actually forgot his original username. ugh. that's gonna bug me now. it was something like zippo. hahaa fuck! Kilo7 I think. Man, the extreme hammock thread was awesome, which reminds me of the MS paint what yo think people look like thread, where someone MS painted him hammocking between the two towers, that shit was awesome Drawball, oh man, that was great. Fucking great. Does anyone remember "ruining christianity.com" where everyone went to their forum and just all fucked around? Lots of fun there. Pooping habits thread where, and I dont remember who, but went into this crazy long story about wiping down the seat, using the entire roll to build a nest, then using the empty toilet paper roll holder to cover his dick, then going home for a shower. Tease was always exciting, "can a girl get pregnant if she swallows" PMP telling the story about taking a shower with his wife, then getting out and sticking his ass back in and farting, then hearing her throw up in the shower. One of my favorite memories of 12oz is when people used to get called out for self promo in the graffiti threads, it was ruthless. Now, it is all instantgrams and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 This, this will make me laugh until the day I die. Iquit. Im kinda shocked I found it. do i have any special rituals when it's time to take a shit? well yes, as a matter of fact i do. private and public shitting rituals can differ greatly. for now, lets focus on the steps involved in dropping the kids off at the pool in a public location. STEP 1- step one basically involves surveillance and intelligence gathering. who else is shitting in this bathroom? does their shit stink so bad that it will disturb me and interfere with enjoying my own personal aroma? do i want to sit directly next to this dude and totally freak him out with the ferocity of my dump? chances are i do. especially living in asia, i generally feel the need to rep for americans, in that we do everything bigger and better than they do. i want that old chinese man to be in AWE of the atrocity that is my white american ass. STEP 2- flush first. after selecting my throne, i flush first. even if the water looks clean, how do you know someone didn't spit in it? maybe someone drank a lot of water and took one of those transparent pisses that can go completely undetectable and didn't flush. i don't want this nasty pisswater splashing up into my asshole when i drop the goosebombs. STEP 3- the third step is what i like to call, "building the goose nest". i remove ALL the toilet paper from the roll. all of it. yes, you heard me correctly, take the fucking TP roll off of the dispenser, and i take ALL of the TP off of the roll. i start layering my TP around the bowl, creating a nice fluffy nest to perch on. then i decide how much TP i'll need for asswiping and hold on to that. i leave a generous supply, as you never know what the hell is going to happen once we set the wheels of poo in motion. STEP 4- now i take the empty toilet paper roll and put my penis inside of it. sitting carefully on to the nest, i place my cardboard protected penis onto the edge of the bowl, making sure there is absolutely no penis to toilet contact. i get comfy. maybe light up a cigarette. take a deep breath... STEP 5- bombs away. hold nothing back. take no prisoners. make it loud. nothing wrong with a little grunting, tennis pro style, too. STEP 6- wipe. STEP 7- flush. STEP 8- wash hands. this is when i'm hoping my crapping neighbor will finish at the same time as me, so i can see the fear in his eyes after witnessing my ass in all of it's glory. STEP 9- try to get home for a shower asap. i usually need it. but this is all pretty standard stuff, right? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Also, yes, meetin my wife on here, thats a pretty great moment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 i dunno OT, that PMB and his shower fart was pretty good too :tongueclosed: you def brought up some money memories tho. oontz OG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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