where Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Do yall wipe til the paper is all the way clean? Idk kinda sounds like a waste of time to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I got better things to do than wipe all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Wipe the day away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 naw playa I gotta keep it moving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 5 hours ago, where said: Do yall wipe til the paper is all the way clean? Idk kinda sounds like a waste of time to me oh absolutely. i have the time to avoid the cheek smear do you wash your face or your ass first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 3 hours ago, where said: naw playa I gotta keep it moving Moving and groovin with skid marks to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 ^Rewind selecta! That’s a great tune for the toilet. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: do you wash your face or your ass first? You mean after i waffle stomp a shit that somehow feels colder than the shower water? i wipe i just don’t over do it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 44 minutes ago, where said: You mean after i waffle stomp a shit that somehow feels colder than the shower water? i wipe i just don’t over do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 i guess if you had a dog you could let them finish the rest after wiping most of it, but liberals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 cats are so indifferent to poop, our cat would never eat my shit but like every dog would, kinda weird if you think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 28 minutes ago, where said: i guess if you had a dog you could let them finish the rest after wiping most of it, butt liberals *fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 just clogged my toilet again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 23 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: just clogged my toilet again Log jam! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 (edited) the internet says you can put soap and hot water into a clogged toilet, but mine was too stopped up to even go down enough to do that. just a bitch made toilet. can't swallow shit Edited January 29, 2021 by Elena Delle Donne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: the internet says you can put soap and hot water into a clogged toilet, but mine was too stopped up to even go down enough to do that. just a bitch made toilet. can't swallow shit Soap and hot water does not work. Snake it with your hand. Make @Toiletseatproud. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Shit, flush, wipe, flush. These four steps will prevent clogged toilets both at home and out and about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Mind blown emoji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 19 minutes ago, morton said: Shit, flush, wipe, flush. These four steps will prevent clogged toilets both at home and out and about. Shit, wipe, wipe, wipe, flush, flush, flush. These seven steps will share your toilet treasures with your downstairs neighbors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 How do you get anything done if you’re in the bathroom all day? I hold my breath while I’m in there so that I have to finish wiping quick. yall ever had diarrhea and it lubes up your asshole and the finger with the toilet paper goes up your butt? Yea me neither Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 14, 2021 Author Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Sometimes , when its a slow day, i wipe like micheal j fox. The resulting shit chessboard is a fine breeding ground for dingleberrys. Makes a great time killer, its like jenga doo doo unraveling the hairs and shitscabs. Edited February 14, 2021 by Toiletseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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