Drue_Down Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I got snipped a year ago On a Thursday, @9am. The first day of March Madness - by design. Percocet. 4 day weekend. Percocet. In bed + B-ball + Netflix. Percocet. Wife dealing with the kids all weekend. Percocet + Beer + the Reefers. Why post this? I'm now an advocate for the snip, whereas it used to scare the shit out me. That's why you get a valium the morning of, because most men go in thinking they'll come out of it a eunuch. I've successfully talked one friend into it, and have three more in queue. [All dads who were on the fence.] But... You don't have to be a father to set yourself free. If you never want kids, or are unsure. DO NOT HAVE KIDS. Kids consume your life, your dreams, your hobbies, your everything. It is no longer about you, it is all about them. It is a commitment bigger than you could possibly dream - unless you're a deadbeat dirtbag. YOLO, and it is fucking short, really short. Take this from a teenager about to turn 40. Don't let some broad talk you into a life-altering 30 year commitment you can never be fully prepared for. Stay ahead of that shit and cut + tie them off. No pain, no big deal. The only difference I can tell is that it went from milky to a hazy clearish white. It's kinda like when the Coke fountain shoots clear instead of brown because the syrup ran out... but the seltzer is still full force. The only downside: Not being able to shoot for a few days / week. That's the longest I ever went since I first found porn in the woods... and combo that with Percocet which makes you molly horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I did it 5-6 years ago I don't like pills, so I didn't take them. I drank away pain. But really, it wasn't that bad at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'd like to get it done. I tried while I was in the Army, but they said I wasn't a "good candidate" because I didn't have kids yet... I could have 37 children and they'd pay for every single one w/o a second thought, but trying to prevent kids? Nah, they won't cover that shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I think I remember you talking about it. They paid for mine with no problem and they didn't ask that many questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm sure I've bitched about it before. I think there primary hang-up was that I don't have kids and they fear having to try to undo that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It is un-doable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I think. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 this is a conversation that we have in my household often. i'd get a tubal ligation if it meant i also wouldn't have a period. i guess we just haven't gotten around to it. plus my man is a little on the young side and i know they'd try to talk him out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 and btw, you can absolutely, totally have a vasectomy reversed. http://www.urologyhealth.org/urology/index.cfm?article=54 Almost all vasectomies can be reversed. However, if the vasectomy was performed during the repair of a hernia in the groin, there may be more difficulty reconnecting the ends of thevas. Rarely, reconnection of the ends of the vas is not possible because such a long segment of the vas was removed during the vasectomy procedure. snipsnapsnipsnap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Yup. Thanks for making me not have to google that for cilone the troll. (giggling like a child in the CAD lab over the battle thread). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 YOWCH! Fuck no, are you crazy? Me and my homie roll tight, been together from day one, he's always hanging out with me, I couldn't do that to him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Homie is going to get some other homies if you don't watch out. Those other homies are with you forever too and cost a lot of money. I have three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well your homie should have worn a wetsuit while scuba diving 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Or kick the ocean in the stomach. Just kidding though, children are beautiful, I hope to own some one day. I'm sure you love yours, teach them to grow up and flick trains and draw big dicks on paper, lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Haha I do take them to catch pics in the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 nobody wants to have sex with me so i'm good. can't afford surgery anyway. life is chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 yikes. ouch. register sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Had it done about seven years ago, no regrets. They fucked it up though and hit a blood vessel causing my scrotum to fill with clotted blood till it was the size of a small grapefruit and the black. Had to have a corrective surgery and ended up taking about three weeks off work during a hot and heavy project which was a pain also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Homie is going to get some other homies if you don't watch out. Those other homies are with you forever too and cost a lot of money. I have three. hahahahahaaaa word. people wonder how i travel like i do. two words: no kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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