bobobi11 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 In an effort to make up for the humiliating actions of hub-cap wielding Tanya Harding, a Portland man attacked Limp Bizkit lead Fred Durst at an area mall. Durst was in Clackamas auditioning guitar players to fill an empty spot in the band. While on his way back from the food court, where witnesses say Durst consumed a Hot Dog on a Stick and three Gyros, an 18 year old man came up and threw a cream pie at the back of Durst's head. Durst immediately dropped to the floor and curled up into a fetal position while his body guards attempted to restrain the attacker. When sheriff's deputies arrived, Durst sporting a new clean pair of pants, told the suspect, "You're just lucky my bodyguards were here to protect you." The 18 year old suspect claimed he "didn't realize he was attacking a star." Claims that the star resembles his next door neighbor, Guy Love the president of the local chapter of NAMBLA. Okay, this really happened, Durst got hit with a pie, the guy got arrested, and the band continued auditions. The local paper doesn't have it on their website and this was more fun that retyping it. http://www.dtonline.net/images/freddy.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 that dood embodies toydom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 "Guy Love, the president of the local chapter of NAMBLA." uhm... guy love... i can't even finish that thought anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 oh man my sides hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 holy shit that made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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