theprotester Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I didn't know there was a gay way to stroke floral arrangements. Memories. After a lengthy foot chase and no way of making it home, temperature dropping to freezing. I gave up on trying to sleep in the construction site, the slight warmth of rediset concrete bags had turned to a dull ache. Lactic acid feeling solidified in the calves I got my sense of direction, and like a bird returning to the coastline, walked until I hit I train line. I walked past an electrical store on the highway corner, they'd conveniently attached an LED display, like a shotclock, to the top of the store. This would display to the hoards of traffic each morning and afternoon how many minutes they have left, and just how cold it is outside of your car. At 3am though, it was just telling me I'm an idiot. Found the trainline, beauty of a sleepy city - next train won't be for hours. Cold and defeated, and fucking COLD, I retracted like a snail into my tshirt. Out of the corner of my eye I saw smoke. Or I thought it was smoke, jumped off the platform and walked over to a giant row of mulch piles. All steaming away. I shoved my hand in, and due to the hands being nearly frozen and the mulch being well above ambient, felt like third degree burns. Gradually I levelled out my hands temperature and dug a little hollow in the side, climbed in, and slept so well I only woke up when the runner trains started. Got up dusted myself off and walked over to the platform. Just another one of those "imagine what everyone else on the train was thinking" memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 lurkin, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 i know we arent supposed to change thread titles but the 14 year old in me (/no homo) wants to change the title to mammories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I didn't know there was a gay way to stroke floral arrangements Surely you mean a non gay way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 i know we arent supposed to change thread titles but the 14 year old in me (/no homo) wants to change the title to mammories. mammaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 um, yeah....i knew it looked wrong when i spelled it, but didnt really check to see how its spelled....lol. i mean how often do i even use that word!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 not nearly often enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 i need to start using it more i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 hey, it's like we got our own forum up in hurr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 And I wish I wasn't going grey. Yo AIDS, what's the best thing you've done during your Oonts hiatus? Hey, thanks for asking. Can't even recall really when I stopped oontzing, life outside of the internet took over I guess. (thankfully) In the past bunch of years I have completed 2 college degrees. I spend my days now painting in my studio. That's pretty much all I do now. I definitely miss the old oontz days, things sure have changed, nothing but pop ups and other ads now here it seems. Oh well. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 anyone else wanna share what they did during their oontz hiatus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 never really took a hiatus, but slowed down a bit. what'd YOU do??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 paid tuition man not mine my kids couch surfed (well stayed with assorted friends) so i can focus strictly on work and pay tuition and a few trips to here and there met up with a few fellow oonzters in my trvels took a gaziliion flix. broke some bones in my hand and ankle now i need hip surgery.hahah you know, typical stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 As barren a scalp as I have Ever seen Genetically recessive mutant, come forth Spit shine my dick-------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 And I wish I wasn't going grey. shit.... same here. and i havent even hit 30 yet. its getting pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Steady lurkin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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