CardboardCondo Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 times that cool things happen to you couple week ago i found a purse with a bunch of money in it. one time i boned two girls at one time. one time i smoked pcp and my hands were two big balloons one time i kickfliped over a 7 stair handrail lately i have been burnin on some walls too. :D your turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 One time I never smoked PCP. /victory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 TOT I never smoked pcp also. TOT I managed to roll a bowling ball so fast/hard that it went into the gutter, flew into the next lane and got a strike. i fucking hate bowling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 TOT i got head in the whip while she was driving it. TOT i rolled that blunt in traffic while driving a stick shift. TOT the forum clock was fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 TOT i had to forum to myself CURRENTLY ACTIVE USERS 376 (1 MEMBERS & 375 GUESTS) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 TOT i met biz markie TOT i got stopped for writing on a sign with a marker and the cop took my marker and told me to go away TOT i ordered a 3 piece chicken selects and got 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Doe Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 TOT I got a free SLR camera at a bar on Valentine's Day. I think dude wanted da D doe :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 lately i have been burnin on some walls too. stay up nurga mayne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I realized I have been on this website for 12+ years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 TOT i got stopped for writing on a sign with a marker and the cop took my marker and told me to go away TOT a motorcycle cop told me simply to "knock it off" after seeing me catch a whiteout tag on a sign. He didn't even come to a stop. TOT I existed yesterday. amazing day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 to be fair, people do improve significantly over four years. unless he didnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 TOT I was invited to make art at an album launch for some of my fav UK rappers and was given many drugs and alcohols TOT I had a piece ride for more than a week for the first time and felt the prouds TOT I found a massive bag of weed on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealcityonsmash Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 TOTY got played by some of yer fav stupid sounding rappers and was g-holed n gaped after taking many drugs and alcohols TOTY rolled a bucket around town with yer hat crooked and trunk rattling and felt the fools TOTY found a dirty roach in the rain behind the phone booth and smoked it like a head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 TOT i suavely stole a banana as the lady right in front of me told me i couldn't have a free banana only cool cause a female friend was with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 TOT those african american lads got in my face and i didn't do shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 That one time those undos were fronting like a college couple. Tot I got to the homie's place before he did and his cock ring was chillin on the bed. Tot living the broke life using tobacco from smoked butts for poppers. Tot we rolled some kid a spliff with pubes in it for his birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 That one time me and an ex were at a bar playing darts and got challenged to a game by a couple guys who brought their own darts with them and we kicked their asses with the shitty bar darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 TOT yesterday when this hispanic gentleman almost side swiped me, then flipped me off and slammed on the brakes, I pulled over, got out of my car and he sped off. I met him at the next light and he wouldn't roll his window down. My anger problems have been hitting real frequently lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 that one time i was drunk and coked up at a party. it was raining outside just as it was in my soul. i looked around and saw people content with their puny lives , working 50 hours a week, fucking once a week and paying their mortgage producing there firstborns. the only reason i attended was a dear old friend who bettered his old ways and became a addition to society. bored with the conversation and agitated with the questions about where i did get my income, what i wanted to with my life and questioning why i would wear a jogging pants combined with a fancy blouse. the judgement was baffling from these soul dead people so i decided to drink all their whisky and reminisce long gone days with my lost friend. all this talk about shit that didn't matter made my bowels bellow in distress. however the owner of the house made some remarks he shouldn't have about my beliefs and morals. having learned the hard way that these people don't have the same ethics as most of us here, i followed their passive aggressive ways of handling beef. i explored the house and step by step my heart sank while walking through this ikea filled and banksy look alike printed canvas hung, soulless, suburban hell. my bowels whispered to me that they were ready for their daily walk through the park. i entered a room and saw a good ol' cd player. lo and behold it was plugged in and out of sheer nostalgia my hands moved automatically towards the open button and my mind clicked while the cd player opened smoothly. i'm gonna shit in the cd player. i bend over and open sesame the brown gold came out. firstly it was a little solid while a further down the road it was a nice but firm lighter shade of brown semi hard glorius poop. i giggled like miley cyrus thinking about horse dick and pulled my pants up. tired but satisfied i looked around and thought it was good etiquette to close it, so i did. the poor thing tried for a centimeter but then ejected itself again. there was a sweater lying around so i got that and helped it. the shit was everywhere while it gagged shit like a asian pornstar gargles cum. the poor thing had shit dripping everywhere. out of nowhere it starts playing, after a few lines in the penny dropped. it was playing fucking nickelback, so lady's, gentlemen and shemales. that's the day i learned nickelback was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 That one time on april 20th a vending machine kept giving me my dollar back and a $1 credit and the change from the snacks ordered.. cleared it out, then used change for drinks. tot i got change from the cashier and and it was more than i had paid. ...TOT I managed to roll a bowling ball so fast/hard that it went into the gutter, flew into the next lane and got a strike... ^nice Tot i mishit a golf ball at mini golf and it bounced off course to a different hole and went in :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 TOT i got 5-6 feet of air in my 96' isuzu rodeo, TOT i smoked weed in the buckees bathroom (its a giant gas station with tons of people in it that sells beef jerky) TOT i was surfing and a fisherman caught me with a treble hook in my thigh about an inch from my nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 A girl talked to me once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 A girl talked to me once. do you need artificial respiration? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Bitch, I might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Tot I got to the homie's place before he did and his cock ring was chillin on the bed. thats fucking gross :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0W0N Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 TOT I spun around in circles w/G.U.R.U. TOT I got raided and they didn't find the weight TOT I used CPR. TOT I sharted during my first training shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 TOT I crashed through a traffic sign exiting the highway and still went into the nearest corner store to try and buy beer at 2:30am, like nothing happened. TOT I dosed up a chick with some mushrooms her first time and she kept saying "Oh my GOD what is wrong with you people?! Why are you all laughing at me?!!" then locked herself in the bathroom all night TOT I was in the local train yard and ran into a hero with a lawnmower blade telling me it was his yard. fuck you ghouls :) TOT I got too drunk at the art show and lit the joint in the middle, effectively ruining the experience for 5 people I had just met. TOT I moved into Brewster Bakers apartment complex and got him $500 off his rent and he said he'd split it with me... and never did. if you see this bruh ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 TOT pilled up as a teenager I stole a whole trout from a 24 hour supermarket using a large goth man as cover and then posted it through some bitch I hated's letterbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I guh-ave out all my propz in this thryd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I propped you for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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