gasfacevictm Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 That girl is NOT your perfect soulmate. She's a cock-gobbling whore like all the rest. She farts, she shits, she has stupid opinions. She says things that she thinks are so fucking cute but they only make you want to smash her in the face with a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 We talked that ad into existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Meanwhile ... this fucking shitshow tragedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Can't be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 that could totally be real. "the movement startled you out of a PBR induced revery" yeah. some chicks talk like that. also could be fake. funny, regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I fall in love every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 i'm leaning towards real on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 i say fake....who would fuck on a toilet with shit in the bowl....cant be true....if it was me, i woulda flushed first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Yummy Mommy - m4w (palo alto) You have to be the Hottest Mommy in the World, bar none!! I first saw you walking in a sun dress. I said to myself "that girl has some really nice stuff go'n on under that dress" and I was more right than I thought. Then I saw you in spandex and I wanted to cry!! hahaha. I felt like a kid in a candy store with no money. You have the sweetest ass I've ever seen, my mouth watered so much wanting to love your yummy ass I almost drowned. (not kidding) i inhaled and choked.. lol I can't take my eyes off of you. Then you walk out of sight and the rest of the day I'm stuck fantasizing that I'm making out with your beautiful Hiney and Licking you sooo Good. That would suit me just fine, licking you really good. Bill Clinton said oral sex isn't sex! lol. I'm starting to agree with him if I could only lick your sexy ass for a long time. You could watch a movie or something. all i'm saying is, what would it hurt if i was just satisfied with licking you everyday as you walked by? it wouldn't be good for me if anyone found out either. so, it would be the greatest non-sex awesome daily thing we could look forward to. Porkys Pizza ...... - m4w (san leandro) to the faux-hawked (of changing colors) counter lass ....... i mucho-likee :) what say we "twirl some dough" ;) Stop Being so MAD!!! - m4w (willow glen / cambrian) I got so excited when I saw you driving down Lincoln in your black SUV. You were smiling until you noticed it was me.Your son was in the back seat probally confused why you flipped me off. You said back off until you could break away. I have. You said you dont hate me but you refuse to talk.Why are you so mad? are you afraid your husband will read this? I am so fucking sick of Kevin Hart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 i say fake....who would fuck on a toilet with shit in the bowl....cant be true....if it was me, i woulda flushed first. i guess i didn't think of that. just that dude flipped out cuz it went in a public toilet. but drunk people might. either way, you may be right on calling humanshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 how old is this dude? whats going on in this part of the internet anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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