KILZ FILLZ Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Goddamn how the fuck is a man suppose to perform under these conditions Runnin a 2/3 porn chub tryna get mine... Went to toilet to clean up and she is passed out when I got back Tips for getting em out quickly in the future? Adios bitches--- PS- chemical Ali, beltoleum is locked outta his acct. holler at him PPS- if you get locked out only raven can help you. Blow up his inbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 The only things that I'm able to take from this drunken post is that you drunkenly hooked up with a fat bitch, couldn't get hard so you blame it on the condom, and that she's passed out and you want her to leave. Did she pass out from being drunk too, or was it from the head that you gave her due to being embarrassed about your malfunctioning cock? And that ps your other screen names on here are chemical ali and beltolium? pps if I have it wrong then my bad, I'm just trying to figure out wtf you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Let her stay and fuck her in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I smack Bitches who suck dick through a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 That's why you go to her residence. you can raid the fridge on the way out. take the cheese first - shit is expensive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 pics or it didnt happen Exactly what I was thinking. She is passed out, Prime pic taking time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Let her stay and fuck her in the morning. wining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 i banged this chick the other day. didnt know she had a bunch of money and herb before hand but i got there and she broke out with the green. she went to the bathroom and i dug in that wallet. she had xanax and klonopin too but i didnt fucks with em. coulda sold them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 that good ole' Look but the take routine? good for you beers, doing the right thing and all. we disappointed in you BOATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swaggio Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I was dating this Miami girl for months. Really tried to get her to start taking contraception as things were getting, for the most part, at least semi-serious and exclusive. Her friend, a nurse (probably the child of Cuban parents like my ex) told her that taking birth control will make you sterile later on. Like playing telephone with the pope, these two. I rolled the dice a fair amount of times, but for the most part was codommed up. While nagging her about the pill, she refused yet again, telling me if the unspeakable did happen, she would be definitely keeping it. Really made a mark in our relationship. The mark where I started to use more condoms, and decided that this thing with her wasn't working out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Tell her your baby's mumma is heading over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I haven't used a condom since before Anna Nicole Smith died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Condoms definitely suck. Just pull out before you get the tingle and just jerk off on her face. As far as getting them out quickly I don't know Some bounce some stay. Like injury said, just go to their place. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen X Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Here's a little something that works for me I've found it to be successful to a marked degree it doesn't matter who the bitch is it's just a matter of flippin' switches and I'm givin' it you free... Turn on Looney Tunes cartoons as loud as your TV will go, explain that you couldn't posibly expose her to this insanity... jump up and down, really, jump down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 ^lol.. looney toons would always wake me up at night idk i think it was when porky pig was all, "Tabeebapdpadab-thats alll folks!" that and the honey mooners theme song. boats have you tried, you can't stay tonight.. i have work early and if you're here we'll probably sleep in/ i'll be too comfortable to get up on time or You gotta leave soon cuz the homies are meeting here at whatever o'clock and im leaving to go rock this wall but if i liked her I'd just let them stay and hit it the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You gotta leave soon cuz the homies are meeting here at whatever o'clock and im leaving to go rock this wall this one works for everything yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 cant do da dishes MOM...walls n homies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen X Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 ^lol.. looney toons Nothing punctuates a swift kick in the ass followed by a suitcase out the front door like the cartoon sounds (boooooo-whip, or, SPROING!). I try to tell this to everyone I meet that's prone to domestic violence, nothing downplays the situation better than ironic and quirky sound effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Symbols, you don't strike me as a girl who would get caught up in a guy, but has there been a guy who has booted you out of their place in a rude way? Story from girls perspective? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 remember when threads had pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 remember when threads had pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Condoms suck but abortions, kids, and $40 plan B suck worse. Just man up boats, if it's a gilr you only want to be a hoe just tell her you have to leave, walk her out, walk around the block and then back into your shit. If she's wifey material, then you start coming up with the golden lines about promises you made your Ma to help her with her yardwork and visitng sick kids in the hospital etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Symbols, you don't strike me as a girl who would get caught up in a guy, but has there been a guy who has booted you out of their place in a rude way? Story from girls perspective? I'm thinking maybe her silence speaks volumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Orrrrr that she's been around this place long enough to know better than to throw steak to the wolves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I am sure she had a wild period of her life, but I think she is calm nowadays. A traveling calm. But what do I know? She could be having a drunken orgy with midgets in every country she goes. Probably wrong about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 kicked her out when i got up for work at 4 after hitting it again though pics fail my bad was a perfect opportunity... bitch was snoring hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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