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Condoms suck/getting her to leave

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Goddamn how the fuck is a man suppose to perform under these conditions

Runnin a 2/3 porn chub tryna get mine...

 

 

 

Went to toilet to clean up and she is passed out when I got back

Tips for getting em out quickly in the future?

 

 

 

 

Adios bitches---

 

 

 

 

 

PS- chemical Ali, beltoleum is locked outta his acct. holler at him

PPS- if you get locked out only raven can help you. Blow up his inbox

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The only things that I'm able to take from this drunken post is that you drunkenly hooked up with a fat bitch, couldn't get hard so you blame it on the condom, and that she's passed out and you want her to leave.

 

Did she pass out from being drunk too, or was it from the head that you gave her due to being embarrassed about your malfunctioning cock?

 

And that ps your other screen names on here are chemical ali and beltolium?

 

pps if I have it wrong then my bad, I'm just trying to figure out wtf you're talking about.

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That's why you go to her residence. you can raid the fridge on the way out. take the cheese first - shit is expensive

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pics or it didnt happen

 

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

She is passed out,

 

Prime pic taking time!

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i banged this chick the other day. didnt know she had a bunch of money and herb before hand but i got there and she broke out with the green. she went to the bathroom and i dug in that wallet. she had xanax and klonopin too but i didnt fucks with em. coulda sold them

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I was dating this Miami girl for months. Really tried to get her to start taking contraception as things were getting, for the most part, at least semi-serious and exclusive.

 

Her friend, a nurse (probably the child of Cuban parents like my ex) told her that taking birth control will make you sterile later on. Like playing telephone with the pope, these two.

 

I rolled the dice a fair amount of times, but for the most part was codommed up. While nagging her about the pill, she refused yet again, telling me if the unspeakable did happen, she would be definitely keeping it.

 

Really made a mark in our relationship. The mark where I started to use more condoms, and decided that this thing with her wasn't working out.

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Condoms definitely suck. Just pull out before you get the tingle and just jerk off on her face. As far as getting them out quickly I don't know Some bounce some stay. Like injury said, just go to their place. Problem solved.

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Here's a little something that works for me

I've found it to be successful to a marked degree

it doesn't matter who the bitch is

it's just a matter of flippin' switches

and I'm givin' it you free...

 

 

Turn on Looney Tunes cartoons as loud as your TV will go, explain that you couldn't posibly expose her to this insanity... jump up and down, really, jump down!

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^lol.. looney toons would always wake me up at night idk i think it was when porky pig was all, "Tabeebapdpadab-thats alll folks!" that and the honey mooners theme song.

 

boats have you tried,

you can't stay tonight..

i have work early and if you're here we'll probably sleep in/

i'll be too comfortable to get up on time

or You gotta leave soon cuz the homies are meeting here at whatever o'clock and im leaving to go rock this wall

but if i liked her I'd just let them stay and hit it the morning

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You gotta leave soon cuz the homies are meeting here at whatever o'clock and im leaving to go rock this wall

 

this one works for everything yo

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^lol.. looney toons

 

Nothing punctuates a swift kick in the ass followed by a suitcase out the front door like the cartoon sounds (boooooo-whip, or, SPROING!).

 

I try to tell this to everyone I meet that's prone to domestic violence, nothing downplays the situation better than ironic and quirky sound effects.

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Symbols, you don't strike me as a girl who would get caught up in a guy, but has there been a guy who has booted you out of their place in a rude way?

 

Story from girls perspective?

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