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Happy Australia Day Oontz

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Greatest day of my year has finally come around again. Seems like almost a year since the last one.

 

You have full permission to root around in public, increase the volume on your casual racism, eat as much baby sheep as one can humanly consume, and listen to the radio all day to find out what the hottest 100 songs are - and if someone touches that dial, dingo them.

 

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Good on you Pro, im not much for nationalism outside of Irish heritage, but Aussieland is

definately on the top of my need to visit list.

 

If only your island didnt house every deadly creature on planet fucking Earth.

 

Cheers mate. (Am I right?)

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Greatest day of my year has finally come around again. Seems like almost a year since the last one.

 

You have full permission to root around in public, increase the volume on your casual racism, eat as much baby sheep as one can humanly consume, and listen to the radio all day to find out what the hottest 100 songs are - and if someone touches that dial, dingo them.

 

849804-our-jen-takes-cossies-to-america.jpg

 

please tell me "dingo them" means to blame their abrupt disappearance on the indigenous wildlife. If so i'm stealing it. Just like every fucking american who says "No worries."

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Just like every fucking american who says "No worries."

 

I have always hated when people said that to me.

 

Starting with the Australian army I trained with more then a few years ago.

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^word. and word to brickos. cunt is said more there than in any place on erf. bar nun.

 

 

Is "no worries" an ozzy thing? I say it, I wonder where I picked it up from.

 

prolly but kiwis say it too.

i picked it up from an old coworker.

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Cunt is my favorite word, I easily say it more than any human being who has ever lived.

 

To the Aussies:

 

How do you feel about the new shark culling?

 

Do Aussie girls like American dudes?

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