Weapon X Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 It keeps growing after you die anyway. I might as well be dead. I have to go to three weddings this summer so there's that. Btw, i have never once trimmed my beard. That is on some weird shit that is not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I'll get a straight razor shave this is it....i own two straights and a safety razor....but getting the royal treatment at a barbershop is the way to go. matter of fact, for my birthday this year: 1. 1 hr massage 2. straight razor shave 3. amazing breakfast 4. relax in the sun at a resort 5. sushi 6. strip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 If and when I feel like putting some joy back into my life, I'll get a straight razor shave and a hair cut. like this, wish i had it this easy! grumpy old man oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 i'm depressed too, but I can't grow a full beard. just a bunch of thick scruff. i can't express my unhappiness and unfulfillment to the world as easily. Sweatpants will have to be the telltale indicator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Doe Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I was watching True Life: I Need to Change my Man today. There was one married white couple, and the husband was super into "beard culture" I guess you would call it. He had a bushy beard, so I guess he was a failure. Anyway, I guess he had a beard club and all he was focused on was his beard and promoting it hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I met a guy at a bar a year ago, who went to beard competitions. He needed a real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 He doesn't remember you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 day 41 no shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted July 9, 2014 Author Share Posted July 9, 2014 I can't get past a week, wife won't let me either and justifiably so as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Apparently beards smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 meh...i think im going to shave and leave just my goatee tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I am still rocking a full beard, can't even remember the last time I shaved (apart from my head). Definitely not a hipster at all, TDB would be pissed if I shaved it off, tickles her fancy innit hahaha I am still trying to work out how long I am gonna let it go, might ride out the rest of the year at least and see how big it gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon sandleshit Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I had been rocking a full beard from about October until about March, I was just in the mountains so theres no one to give a fuck. And its cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 10 months with out shaving. Failing hard at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 See, the thing about beards is that in the summer time it's too hot out to have one that's long and in the winter it doesn't really that's right keep reading this post and forgetting to post after Lew Blum in the last person to reply thread. Go about your day as you normally would, talking with strangers about beards and hipsters and beard lengths, all the while allowing the last person to reply thread to slip further and further back into your subconscious. The more you talk about beards, the further it goes, until you've finally forgotten completely to the barber I usually go to but he was on vacation. Man, I sure do like beards. What's your opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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