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If you have a bushy beard, guess what, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE!!

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I grew a beard because I fucking hate shaving, I did however keep it pretty much in order

 

best thing about shaving your head, just do clippers on number 1 and do your whole face

 

this all day long

and night if you really push it

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mate had a bushy beard he looked like the paddle pop lion.

which is fucking strange because paddle pop lion doesn't have a beard

 

still it's somebody's face don't let it bother you

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I grew a beard because I fucking hate shaving, I did however keep it pretty much in order

 

best thing about shaving your head, just do clippers on number 1 and do your whole face

 

 

 

Tennis ball head FTW…!!!

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keeps things simple for sure. I go on runs where I will straight shave, but not right now, it's beard and it's staying until the laziness leaves me.

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Nope, don't care how people look, that was not my point. I was talking about how people make decisions and used the current beard trend as a case in point.

 

 

I seriously don't see what the hype is over Hunger Games. It's a pretty well trodden storyline and the first movie was pretty predictable. Distinct lack of boobage as well.

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keeps things simple for sure. I go on runs where I will straight shave, but not right now, it's beard and it's staying until the laziness leaves me.

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You have a wife and eat brunch in a cafe surrounded by hipsters, you my friend failed before you even started this hateful nonsensical thread.

 

Could it be that all your life you have longed for the ability to enjoy the hairs on your chinny chin chin? and in a world rife with manly men with beards to their toes and goatees of gold you lack the testosterone levels to muster a millimeter of hair from that acne ridden fast food loving skin of yours? did your wife perhaps say she liked a man with a beard and thus began this torrid affair of misguided hate, perhaps your father had a beard and as a child mocked you for your slender shape and skinny arms, emasculating you from the beginning? I understand you dislike people but their lives do not affect you, your live yours and they live theirs, that's all there is to it. You may be a complete and total idiot but i do not let it ruin my day, I smile much like everyone in forest gump and let you get on with it.

 

I'm sure i could start a thread in which we all sit down and discuss the many reasons you decided to take 30-45 minutes of your day to not post anything remotely new, challenging, engaging or at all humorous but instead create a four page orgy of retarded comments misguided views and uninteresting jibba jabba. We could discuss why you are not interesting, we could move on to where this life of failure began and then somewhere along the lines we may find the definitive moment you decided to be a hater.

 

look inwards brother and you will find peace.

 

PS. Muslims and any other beardy religious purpose is the same as people doing it cos its cool. Contradictions. Everywhere.

 

PPS. Except vikings, that is a symbol of "I will pillage and rape your life". Which is pretty cool.

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Has stubble and shaves somewhat regularly, had a beard due to lack of care for appearance, entirely the opposite of this mans apparent hatred for cool kids.

 

no shave november happened here only 2 years ago have you all forgotten?

 

12oz being hipsters, before hipsters were hip?

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You have a wife and eat brunch in a cafe surrounded by hipsters, you my friend failed before you even started this hateful nonsensical thread.

 

Could it be that all your life you have longed for the ability to enjoy the hairs on your chinny chin chin? and in a world rife with manly men with beards to their toes and goatees of gold you lack the testosterone levels to muster a millimeter of hair from that acne ridden fast food loving skin of yours? did your wife perhaps say she liked a man with a beard and thus began this torrid affair of misguided hate, perhaps your father had a beard and as a child mocked you for your slender shape and skinny arms, emasculating you from the beginning? I understand you dislike people but their lives do not affect you, your live yours and they live theirs, that's all there is to it. You may be a complete and total idiot but i do not let it ruin my day, I smile much like everyone in forest gump and let you get on with it.

 

I'm sure i could start a thread in which we all sit down and discuss the many reasons you decided to take 30-45 minutes of your day to not post anything remotely new, challenging, engaging or at all humorous but instead create a four page orgy of retarded comments misguided views and uninteresting jibba jabba. We could discuss why you are not interesting, we could move on to where this life of failure began and then somewhere along the lines we may find the definitive moment you decided to be a hater.

 

look inwards brother and you will find peace.

 

PS. Muslims and any other beardy religious purpose is the same as people doing it cos its cool. Contradictions. Everywhere.

 

PPS. Except vikings, that is a symbol of "I will pillage and rape your life". Which is pretty cool.

 

I fail because I'm married and ate a meal in a cafe?! Hahaha...., rightio!

 

You, my friend, take this thread far more seriously than myself, which is nice, thank you. But I do like how you pillory me for writing a long post talking about how other people's ideas annoy me and you, in response write a long post trying to make me change my ideas....., and then try and convince us that you're nothing like me!!

 

Hahaha, nice one, mate!!

 

 

 

 

PS, you seem to miss the fact that I don't care about beards at all, that it's about the influence of fashion trends that I was discussing. As a matter of fact, I have a lazy old beard now myself, yay!!

 

But thanks for playing anyway ;)

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^ hasn't shaved since he started this thread.

 

Actually, I just went and ran the clippers over my dial after posting that. It's fucking hot here today and my facial laziness was finally outweighed by discomfort.

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