theprotester Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I fully grasp your feelings. Pdx is a breeding ground for this shit. Living here has definitely opened my eyes to how unoriginal and fuckin whack people are. Im so glad the skateboard scene is relatively untainted with trend hoppers up here. Shitty spots and not many parks minimizes it for sure. And not having any use for bars anymore definitely helps avoid these tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 fuckin' eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 1 day's beard, sandpaper on the pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 not having any use for bars anymore definitely helps avoid these tools. hidden sobriety perks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 im pretty much a canadian lumberjack. and the best i can get is a chinstrap. moustaches in general are gay as fuck, including the dudes who grow em for november and are not fundraising for prostate cancer but just want to fit in. my dad jinxed me at an early age when he caught me using his razor and shaving cream when i was 5 years old. "whatre you doin in there? you wont be able to grow a full beard until youre 30." still waiting. -patchyasfuckbeardoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 My crew raised $8.3K for Movember. I hate cunts that just do it to be in the swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 the last time i shaved was my wedding day in '04. i was nearly 30 years old then. fuck you. i'm also an english professor, so fuck you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 the last time i shaved was my wedding day in '04. i was nearly 30 years old then. fuck you. i'm also an english professor, so fuck you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 See, I'm not as perturbed by this cat as I am the foo's that follow him. I'm sure he ^^^ wasn't the anti-fashionista but I guess there's at least some level of authenticity about him..., maybe. It's the fucking wallies that follow this kind of guy. First there was the anti-fashionista, then there were people like this comedian ^^^ and then there were the every day, McDonald's eating, accounts office admin, blockbuster watching average Joe who in no other way fits the picture other than they grew a fucking beard...., because it was coming in to fashion. Not only are they not the original and stylish anti-fashionista but they aren't even the person that first followed the anti-fashion, they are the DICK that simply followed an established fashion simply because it was fashion!! the last time i shaved was my wedding day in '04. i was nearly 30 years old then. fuck you. i'm also an english professor, so fuck you again. Well, you really don't qualify as a fashion victim then, do you? And in that case, this thread is not about you at all. Funny, I would have thought that an English professor could both read and use correct grammar, though. You sure you're not just a fashion victim trying to cover your tracks..., hmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Deconstruction, brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 All I know is that I look fuckin' good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 As I say in my wall of text, people who autonomously bushy-up are cool in my books. It's the weak-ass tools that only do it when fashion trends tell them it's the thing to do. Oh, and Pfffft, I'm not sleeping in that pic, I'm just checking my left boob out. It's pretty hot. Then your beef isn't with beards, it's with hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I get your point and I half agree. I personally don't rock a beard (looks like too much work and maintanence for a start), but if I were to do so I would be the victim of ridicule from all the grumpy old working class people at my job and also from people in the circles I chill in socially. So maybe, if I wanted a beard and grew one besides all of that, I would be super cool and brave in fashion or whatever. Not for nothing but you sound like the type of dickhead to rock tight pants just to escape the ridicule of your peers. Not saying that you or your peers rock tight pants, but just saying though. I'm sure YOUANDALLYOURHOMIESLOOKTHESAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 My crew raised $8.3K for Movember. I hate cunts that just do it to be in the swing. How does growing beards actually raise money for anything anyways? Or wearing pink bullshit for that matter? If you wanna donate to a cause, then donate actual money to a cause. Pink ribbons and facial hair does about as much as people posting "like = 1 prayer, ignore = you will rot in hell" posts on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 fuck you[/color]. i'm also an english professor, so fuck you again. ^If that one English teacher back in high school was more like you, I would not have had to cram so hard to escape failing. And capitalization wasn't even my problem. The rest of my English teachers before her were more like you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 How does growing beards actually raise money for anything anyways? Or wearing pink bullshit for that matter? If you wanna donate to a cause, then donate actual money to a cause. Pink ribbons and facial hair does about as much as people posting "like = 1 prayer, ignore = you will rot in hell" posts on Facebook. you get people to donate or sponsor you growing a moustache for a month for prostate cancer. its the same as taking pledges and running the 5 km (OMG METRIC) for a cure for breast cancer (which i do every year as my mother and grandmother are survivors). they dont fundraise in the suburbs outside of philly? for someone who claims to know so much about the real world, you seem pretty sheltered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 See, I'm not as perturbed by this cat as I am the foo's that follow him. I'm sure he ^^^ wasn't the anti-fashionista but I guess there's at least some level of authenticity about him..., maybe. It's the fucking wallies that follow this kind of guy. I don't know, man. Personally I can't take anybody rocking Tom Sawyer tight cut off's seriously. And don't even get me started on his Zimbabwe ears. The fuck is he supposed to do if somebody grabs them shits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 you get people to donate or sponsor you growing a moustache for a month for prostate cancer. its the same as taking pledges and running the 5 km (OMG METRIC) for a cure for breast cancer (which i do every year as my mother and grandmother are survivors). they dont fundraise in the suburbs outside of philly? for someone who claims to know so much about the real world, you seem pretty sheltered. How so? If you want people to donate money then ask them to donate. How the fuck does growing a beard or rocking pink panties do anything to solicit funds to your cause? Or even running a marathon for that matter? You could run from one side of the country to the other and back like Forrest Gump, and still the only people who are going to donate are the same exact people who were going to donate either way. And in my experience, it's only you "sheltered" people who believe that these mindless acts of nonsense have the power to generate jack shit from people who wouldn't have donated anyways. All you're doing with your marathons is actually wasting money that could have been better spent on your cause. And I'M the one who doesn't know so much about the real world? OK, buddy. Keep growing your beard while running marathons in your pink sneaks. But ask yourself how much of the money put into those marathons could actually be better spent on actual cancer research and funding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 bee bearding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 How so? If you want people to donate money then ask them to donate. How the fuck does growing a beard or rocking pink panties do anything to solicit funds to your cause? Or even running a marathon for that matter? You could run from one side of the country to the other and back like Forrest Gump, and still the only people who are going to donate are the same exact people who were going to donate either way. And in my experience, it's only you "sheltered" people who believe that these mindless acts of nonsense have the power to generate jack shit from people who wouldn't have donated anyways. All you're doing with your marathons is actually wasting money that could have been better spent on your cause. And I'M the one who doesn't know so much about the real world? OK, buddy. Keep growing your beard while running marathons in your pink sneaks. But ask yourself how much of the money put into those marathons could actually be better spent on actual cancer research and funding. you asked how doing shit like that raised money, and i answered. BY PLEDGES. thats it thats all, i dont care to read your assinine viewpoints on everything. i actually feel sorry for you, that youve got to live your life on a daily basis with such a condescending attitude towards every little thing. lay off the booze bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 you asked how doing shit like that raised money, and i answered. BY PLEDGES. thats it thats all, i dont care to read your assinine viewpoints on everything. i actually feel sorry for you, that youve got to live your life on a daily basis with such a condescending attitude towards every little thing. lay off the booze bro. You can pledge money to a cause without having to pledge to run a fucking marathon. In fact, you'd probably get a lot more pledges without telling people that they have to run a fucking marathon. If you don't care to read my "asinine views", then don't post your asinine views for me or anybody else to respond to. And especially if you're going to throw around the word "asinine" while claiming that growing a pink beard and running marathons actually generates money that couldn't have otherwise been generated without all the pink bearded, marathon running, nonsense. How much of that generated revenue is actually spent on licensing, police overtime, etc. etc? How much of that could have actually gone to your cause without all the hoopla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Pink shit, mustaches and marathons are to raise awareness as much as to raise money. More awareness = more donations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0QTD3uZoTI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 protester apparently the only one getting it. other acceptable references would have been: homeless 'nam vet, wizard, 19th century european viceroy, and so on... also: i feel privileged to have my grammar officially DAO'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 lol, well shit, I wouldn't have got that in 100 years! nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 lay off the booze bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 It's obvious what type of man fucked the quasi- spook's gook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tot_poker Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 This thread is laughable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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