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apparently, when a girl you slept with ten years ago decides to call your cellphone to catch up and you talk to her for all of 30 seconds, it is imperative that you tell the ex youre happily committed to your new girl within the first 10 seconds and then hang up.

 

that extra 20 seconds ensured a comfortable ass spot on the couch last night.

 

i smoked a joint, had a cigarette, jerked off, and watched infomercials till about 4am this morning.

she was none the wiser.

 

jokes on her, my saturday night was excellent.

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apparently, when a girl you slept with ten years ago decides to call your cellphone to catch up and you talk to her for all of 30 seconds, it is imperative that you tell the ex youre happily committed to your new girl within the first 10 seconds and then hang up.

 

that extra 20 seconds ensured a comfortable ass spot on the couch last night.

 

i smoked a joint, had a cigarette, jerked off, and watched infomercials till about 4am this morning.

she was none the wiser.

 

jokes on her, my saturday night was excellent.

 

 

 

And let me guess, you were thinking about the ex while jacking off? :biglaugh:

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