sayWORD? Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 no, but this morning i noticed her cat was licking her toothbrush and i pretended i didnt see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Pussy bristles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 My gf's couch is too small to sleep in comfortably. Last time we had a fight I slept in the car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 hahaha thats awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 cool thing about being homeless: dont give a fuck where i sleepl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 That doesn't sound cool at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Cool thing about having a house: I'm not homeless and get to sleep in a bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 cool thing about being single: i always have a bed, all to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Cool thing about having a girlfriend: I have a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 waking up to some shit like this all of the days i win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 that rock looks mad comfy. I can see myself taking a permanent dirt nap there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Waking up with a future, I win for longer. PS, In the last few places I've lived I've woken up looking out on to the Brindabella mountains, Beijing mountains and Sydney harbour..., with hot coffee..., and a shower. I win X3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Cool thing about having a girlfriend: I have a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootybooty Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 My girl and I only fight when she wakes up and has yet to hit the bong and taken her morning turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Nothing like a bong poop in the morning to remind you how much you really love some one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 SLAP DAT HOE AND THEN PUT IT IN HER BUTT. THEN SEND HER TO THE COUCH. Make sure she makes a pit stop to the toilet to shit out all that pee first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 apparently, when a girl you slept with ten years ago decides to call your cellphone to catch up and you talk to her for all of 30 seconds, it is imperative that you tell the ex youre happily committed to your new girl within the first 10 seconds and then hang up. that extra 20 seconds ensured a comfortable ass spot on the couch last night. i smoked a joint, had a cigarette, jerked off, and watched infomercials till about 4am this morning. she was none the wiser. jokes on her, my saturday night was excellent. And let me guess, you were thinking about the ex while jacking off? :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Cool thing about your girlfriend having her own place is when you fight she can fuck off and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Cool thing about your girlfriend having her own place - I get to bang her when you guys argue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 SHITTING THE PEE OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 My girl and I only fight when she wakes up and has yet to hit the bong and taken her morning turd. Once, twice, three times a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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