KILZ FILLZ Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 But I'm in the bed Bitch said some dumb shit about my sis after a night out Feel like I banked a W for all of us Cheers bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Pics or no happeny happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Family first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TONY MAYO Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Thing is, I can't sleep well without her next to me. So this happened to me once and I had to really ask myself if I was mad at her. Emotions are her thing, not mine. I just want peace and quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I can't sleep well without her next to me. Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I live on the 4th floor on the other side of the building from the front door. Coming in after a ride today, I walked in on the ground floor and instantly thought "the wife is cooking". Crazy Chinese soft boned chicken dish for dinner tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 i live in a 2story penthouse on the 31st and 32nd floors over looking every city that makes up the greater vancouver metropolitan area. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 i live in a 2story penthouse on the 31st and 32nd floors over looking every city that makes up the greater vancouver metropolitan area. that is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 oh and Hua when you said Chinese soft boned chicken, were you reffering to nsmbfan shivering with scare and shaking with lonely as he cried himself to sleep on the couch? thought so, 24'd or id prop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Thing is, I can't sleep well without her next to me.... Emotions are her thing, not mine. You sure about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I just sleep in my bed, make it real uncomfortable for my lady. Fuck her. And our coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I just sleep in my bed, make it real uncomfortable for my lady. Fuck her. And our coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I bet that's an actual profession. Edit: it is Here's one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 smash^ http://sexcoachu.com/ i like how they have an español video option and since austria is in vogue right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 ^ they offer live training.. Yo Boats how many days til you're back in the bedroom? You might need a sex coach yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 smash^ http://sexcoachu.com/ Who the fuck wants to be "sex coached" by Ron Paul and some ugly bitch? The fuck does a Ron Paul and some ugly bitch know about sex that they're coaching people? If you need to be "sex coached" in the first place, that's fail in and of itself, but if you're relying on Ron Paul and some ugly bitch to teach you how to fuck then you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7SIkbO2EE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 You sure about that? This was the lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 NSMB's just a sensitive, caring man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 SLAP DAT HOE AND THEN PUT IT IN HER BUTT. THEN SEND HER TO THE COUCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Once you pee in the butt, you can sleep in the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 apparently, when a girl you slept with ten years ago decides to call your cellphone to catch up and you talk to her for all of 30 seconds, it is imperative that you tell the ex youre happily committed to your new girl within the first 10 seconds and then hang up. that extra 20 seconds ensured a comfortable ass spot on the couch last night. i smoked a joint, had a cigarette, jerked off, and watched infomercials till about 4am this morning. she was none the wiser. jokes on her, my saturday night was excellent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Sayword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Did you do any puzzles? I like puzzles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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