crime stoppers Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 14 years old... ...in a "shit that makes you feel old" thread. idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Well, as no paramters were set in the thread title, I feel able to post in here what makes me feel old. Also, age 14 does not lay out my birthdate, does it? I could be 76 for all you know. My point was at 14 I thought I knew the world, at my age now I know I don't. It's a fair few years later. Pretty entertaining though. I'm glad you know 14 year olds with kind of insane mental flexibility. Maybe the human race isn't doomed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Ice is meth? Learn something every day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Feeling sleepy at 10pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 14 years old... ...in a "shit that makes you feel old" thread. idiot. DO NOT BACK DOWN JOHNNY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 10, 2013 Author Share Posted November 10, 2013 chicks i watched grow up are now legal and i feel dirty(not really because being 23 is the perfect age for such debauchery) Holler when you see them years from now and they look like old beat the fuck up soccer moms. This has been my experience with chicks who were "too young" for me back in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Going back to school and finding out that the kid in front of you was born the year you graduated high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 working around /with people of every age... i always say there are three levels of gettin old. you know you officially hit it when you complain about what kids are wearing/the music they listen to. then-when you discuss aches and pains and methods to help you along. then when ya talk about your bowel movements like people talk about the fucking weather. personally-when i realized 19 was too young for me. they at least have to be 25. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 everybody glued to their phones all the time This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ice is meth? Learn something every day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 i think you meant this video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Saturday night I punk'd a crew of 20+ teenagers having a party & violently speeding down my street. DAO would have been proud, the thing that set me off was this Honda full of kids doing a lap around my block (screeching tires & fish-tailing,) when the driver got out of his car I yelled at him & called him "a tight pants wearing hipster faggot" .... he broke the fuck out as fast as he could. I walked up the block to a driveway full of kids and went off about how they need to keep their crew in check. Instead of curb stomping me (which they should've) they politely apologized and called me "sir"... at that point I paused and laughed, and said I can't believe you just called me sir. My how the tables have turned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Every time I hear one of my waitresses tell me the graduated high school in 2009 or around there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Making a list in my head of things I need to do at work the next day, during sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 when a friend's kid started going to the high school you graduated from. loss of sex drive. yip i said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Forest Gump came out 20 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 babysitting my little cousins and putting on cartoons for them to watch and realizing the cartoons of their generation suck and are making them soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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