CILONE/SK Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Feelings, nothing more than feelings, Trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, Trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; You'll Never Come Again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you And feelings like i've never have you Again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; You'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you And feelings like i've never have you Again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Please elaborate on the role play and raping? Was it like this: Were you abused? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man... must spread rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I have only been with two older women, and both of them fucked like they were just back from war. I don't know how old you are, but that might have had more to do with the generation that she grew up in than it did their age. She was probably fucking like a porn star by her freshman year in high school. My generation was fucking since middle school, and the really cool kids were doing it in elementary school. And fucking was like a fucking sport that everybody participated in. It's like people have amnesia about their youth. When people say "these kids these days" this and that, it makes me want to slap the shit out of them and remind them of how out of control we were at that age. And then point my finger at their 15 year old who still holds their moms hand at the mall. If anybody when I was a kid even got seen with their parents at the mall after the age of 13 they would have been ridiculed to the point of changing schools and make it their life's mission to not ever let that happen again. If they got seen holding hands with their mom over the age of 13, their life would be over and they'd be better off just killing themselves. This younger generation seems to thinks it's cool to stay a little kid and therefore doesn't even bother trying to grow up. I think I just went off on a tangent, but my point was that you probably just don't know how to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 did her VAG feel like 2 kids popped out of the hole you stuck your pee pee?? did she have her kids cut out and have a nasty scar that you cam all over?? did she suck your dick?? and if so... was it good?? A+ thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 When I was 21 I backpacked Europe solo Met an awesome chick while I was in Munich I would've guessed she was my age Struck up a convo in the bar by mentioning a piercing she had Banged her brains out for the next week Went to Amsterdam for a week after Then returned for Oktoberfest and banged some more She was a senior in high school when I was in first grade She was awesome though OG punk chick from back when Talked about how today's punk are about fashion not politics I was some hip hoppy graffiti kid Awesome sex Awesome talk Awesome music Awesome movies Awesome beer Awesome kitty cat She unfriended me on Facebook when I talked shit about Amy Winehouse beinga scum bag who overdosed and deserved to die I guess she prob had a history of hard drugs and I offended her or something Haven't told any chicks I've dated about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Yeah you nailed it Dao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I dated a woman who was 10 years older than me for a while (nearly a year) when I was 23. She was freaky as fuck and really fun to be around. She had a 9 year old kid who was really cool and not a shit head like some little kids I know. After like 5 months she lost her job and I think she got depressed, started gaining weight and went psycho and started calling me when I was hanging with my friends like "WHO ARE YOU WITH ARE THERE GIRLS THERE" and then it started to get lame really fast and ended shortly thereafter. She was azn/filipina and any time anyone asks me about her when I get to that part about her being from the Philippines (even though she was Americanized) they're always say shit like "oh that explains it" like its really common or something idk. That's because Philipenas are fucking nuts. Every stereotype has at least a grain of truth behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 did her VAG feel like 2 kids popped out of the hole you stuck your pee pee?? did she have her kids cut out and have a nasty scar that you cam all over?? did she suck your dick?? and if so... was it good?? A+ thread. On the scar, the first one I was with had that. Which was annoying because I can't seem to nut easily from behind, and the scar always put me off when I flipped her over. She was pretty into the idea of me nutting on her face, which was cool to start with, but it started to become a bit of a turn off for me. Though she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose. On the feel from the one that had natural births, I guess sometimes they just hold together a lot better. She's only a tiny thing, so I thought it was going to be blown out - but it was actually quite attractive even to look at. She gave really awkward head though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 She was azn/filipina and any time anyone asks me about her when I get to that part about her being from the Philippines (even though she was Americanized) they're always say shit like "oh that explains it" like its really common or something idk. in my (s)experencie they're all indeed fucking nutjobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 did her VAG feel like 2 kids popped out of the hole you stuck your pee pee?? did she have her kids cut out and have a nasty scar that you cam all over?? did she suck your dick?? and if so... was it good?? A+ thread. No not at all, her shit is actually pretty tight. She told me her husband had a tiny dick, so other than the two kids...there hasnt been a whole lot of stretching over the years. No nasty scars, both vagina shits. Yes she sucked my dick alot actually, and yes, milf head is like fat chick head without the akward humiliation you feel having a whale choke on your skin flute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 This dude used "eclipsed" and "auburn" in the post. He's in love. :heartbeat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 The fact that you made a thread asking for our opinions on your situation contradicts everything you just said and suggests that you indeed have feelings for the old broad. And that you're asking us to talk you out of said feelings. To each their own, bro. If you're happy banging a wrinkled old Velma then just go with it. Asking strangers on the internet to validate your choices of women is a sign of insecurity. A bigger man would just keep on keeping on without seeking such validation and thus receiving less ridicule in response. Just do you and keep it to yourself and fuck what the rest of us think about it. Grannies need dick too LOL! I already knew you were a fucking retard, but it's hilarious everytime you reprove it. No where in this thread did I ever ask anyone's opinion on my situation, but simply their own experience. Put the bottle of Steel Reserve down and work on your reading comprehension. Again at no point did I ask for any of you low life to vindicate my choice of ham wallet homie, not to mention it's funny that you're calling her a granny when yall probably could of been in the same graduation class :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 This thread is a sight better then the "two shrimp and the frog" thread you(DAO) started old chap. Titties have been loosely promised; to which I will check back frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 if anyone on here thinks their ladies' vag is blown out, you can get her some of these. it may not work for her but it has worked for some. lelo balls. for tightening kegels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 pointless , there is no other alternative than anal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 Symbols...im guessing you on atleast a few of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I don't know how old you are, but that might have had more to do with the generation that she grew up in than it did their age. She was probably fucking like a porn star by her freshman year in high school. My generation was fucking since middle school, and the really cool kids were doing it in elementary school. And fucking was like a fucking sport that everybody participated in. It's like people have amnesia about their youth. When people say "these kids these days" this and that, it makes me want to slap the shit out of them and remind them of how out of control we were at that age. And then point my finger at their 15 year old who still holds their moms hand at the mall. If anybody when I was a kid even got seen with their parents at the mall after the age of 13 they would have been ridiculed to the point of changing schools and make it their life's mission to not ever let that happen again. If they got seen holding hands with their mom over the age of 13, their life would be over and they'd be better off just killing themselves. This younger generation seems to thinks it's cool to stay a little kid and therefore doesn't even bother trying to grow up. I think I just went off on a tangent, but my point was that you probably just don't know how to fuck. Fatherly advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Tight!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 just a real good looking woman with that Velma from scooby do swag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 A bigger man would just keep on keeping on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 biggest age difference i ever had: 21 to 29, and does that even count since we were both in our 20's? she was jamaican, and basically ran her game on me. we fucked for the first time in the backseat of my car, her fat, healthy, bouncy brown ass pushin back onto my dick until she hit my lap and proceeding to mash all that on my waist remains my fondest memory. the next morning, i call her up lookin to chill, some dude answers, we both go "whos THIS?" and he flips out. still hit it a handful more, before she disappeared on me. flash forward a few years later, she hits me up lookin to hang, i guess this cat was out of the picture or out of town, she just wanted to fuck. hit it on 2 seperate occassions before she disappeared again. funny, for the longest now, ive been thinkin something was wrong with me because virtually all the girls who gave me head, id go soft; except with this one, and this other woman in her 30's i had sex with last summer. now i realize it wasnt me; chicks really just dont know wtf theyre doin until theyre a little older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 woww... just back tracked to mercers post, he said basically the same thing. i guess i do have the right idea.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I had a girl basically jerk me off with kegel exercises on my dick. I am a believer that they can make a real difference. I don't really have anything to add about age difference, but agree that lower twenty somethings can't fuck like late twenties/thirties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 hahha. classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 reaching into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 hahha. classy. There's a detailed story somewhere. To keep on track, I've never banged an "older" woman, which I would assume means 30 and up, and I'm 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Tight!! CIL that post was mainly for you after what i've read about your lady. guys can tell when a woman can use her kegels and use them well. you can't fake a reaction like that without being Meryl Streep. and there's a lotta ladies out there with no clue what they are. you don't need kegel balls, but for a lady who has never used them i'd think the balls might help. and if a lady has had several children vaginally and experienced 'loosening' the online forums are full of gals who love these things. it may seem ridiculous, and for a woman who has tight muscles it may indeed be ridiculous and unnecessary after childbirth i would not know from experience, but the loosening vag is probably real, bc there is a huge plastic surgery industry built on restoring the vagina. they call it 'vaginal rejuvenation' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I think the whole blown out pussy thing is nonsense. A girl either has a big pussy or not. The same as having a big nose or big feet. I do not think child birth affects that, unless you are talking about the few months after it. The body is pretty resilient. If someone's girl has a loose pussy, she was probably born like that. My opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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