CMF Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 i met an insane chick last night when i was walking to the store. she was trying to untangle a knotted up fishing string when i first saw her. said she was gonna go fishing with a golf club soon. after 5 mins of talking to her i realized she wasnt kidding and that she was a nut. i racked a 4loko for us to drink and we were chillin drinking it and i recorded some of the coversation we (she) was having. she was talking about her stuffed tiger falling out of a window and people hitting her with lightning. we walked around the neigborhood adter that and the whole time she was TOTING two huge bags of big books. i held the heavier one for her for a minute. it must have weighed 40 lbs. she was cool. i guess shes just going through a bunch of shit. and on lots of prescribed and not prescribed drugs. i could see she was an alright human. at the end of our talk she said she was gonna walk to the dam 20 miles west of austin. we were in south austin. the end. no pussy :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold8b Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 and they said 12oz was dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 1 can of 4loko.. sharing like boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I am sad for no pussy but I genuinely enjoyed your story. Sometimes meeting random fucking insane people is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Like people always end up finding each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You left out the part where the meth pipe came out, You spit crazy mad game and girl's panties drench, And beer shit jr was conceived..., Oh, and then "crazy" girl starts thread bashing your spray steez. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Boy you know how to pick 'em. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 lol ya mook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "lets make a thread on 12oz to make my baby mamma jelly.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I think we need a " Shitty Beers needs to stay off the Meth!!" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You mean ready rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 freebasing ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "And that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for some crack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 nigga move to detroit. there are a grip of insane crack fiends that will give you a handjob for a dollar fifty, you got 4 bucks, nigga you golden. I thought Austin was a straight hipster college town, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8izEnuff Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You mean ready rocks stfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 METH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 sounds like a winner, you should have took her home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Boy you know how to pick 'em. "lets make a thread on 12oz to make my baby mamma jelly.." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: what could i possibly add to these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "lets make a thread on 12oz to make my baby mamma jelly.." first thing i thought the drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 If he's trying to make her jealous with a story of him trying and failing to get pussy from some crazy homeless chick, then he's doing it wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I feel somewhat high after reading that run on, pointless ass, methmumbled story. Well done crackhead... well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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