injury Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 this is where i get my women, are there other places ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I was working last night and a crazy guest at my bar, she was a "regular" so I knew what was in store... She was talking with a dude then got his photo sent it to a "friend" then came to me asking if I could lift his straw for his DNA and put it in a ziplock, she claimed he was on Americas Most Wanted. She started acting sneaky around other guests. I had to walk away to laugh histerically and she then vented to my coworker mentioning she knew I was laughing at her. I hate that chick, she is crazy, and Im glad she knew I was laughing at her. lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 ^^ sounds good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Cool stories, cool stories everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 i want those few seconds of my life back that i lost reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Next time paint her moniker in rape letters under a bridge, then rape her & pee in her tote bag. Fill her with a gallon of precum, then pull out before she gets preggerz with a baby orcanine. Proceed to tag "ORK9" all over south Austin with the sikkest K evar. Profit to the degree where you no longer need to shoplift to support your kids. ^Definitely blame it on the "pre-cum" though when she gets pregnant off that gallon of premature ejaculation though. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 back around 02, we use to tell hoes to come up to the window on hot summer days in del ray, where it mad vacant, tell them to get closer to the whip to talk, than yank them hoes by the head, roll that window up, hit the ac, hit the blunt, and try not to piss yourself. I used to pick them up and pretend to spit game to them, then act all disgusted and kick them out my car when they told me they wanted money to fuck like "bitch!!! I just thought you was cute and wanted to hook up, you a hooker??? eeewww!!!!!" I used to do this to toothless crack whores. The look of confusion on their faces was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatnot Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 If he's trying to make her jealous with a story of him trying and failing to get pussy from some crazy homeless chick, then he's doing it wrong. I couldn't of said it better myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatnot Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I don't even think he is shoplifting o support his kid. Oh...is he supposed to help with that too...? Dang...no one told me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatnot Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 It's awesome to see what you spend your money on, considering you didn't even get your daughter a bday present...and cancelled your visit with her for the week... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 online relationship dramas....., because everyone needs to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 He got her this thread for her bday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 online relationship dramas....., because everyone needs to know. 100% this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 It's awesome to see what you spend your money on, considering you didn't even get your daughter a bday present...and cancelled your visit with her for the week... Jer-rrryyyy! Jer-rryyyyyy! Jer-rryyyyy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 It's awesome to see what you spend your money on, considering you didn't even get your daughter a bday present...and cancelled your visit with her for the week... Were you hoping for a 4loko? Seems like you're getting a present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Shitty beers really sounds like he has his life together. Same with Whatnot. Darwin is coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 skipping out on a little girl's B'day, if true, is deadbeat loser though, no doubt. Pairs nicely with holding public domestic disputes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Jer-rrryyyy! Jer-rryyyyyy! Jer-rryyyyy! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Pairs nicely with holding public domestic disputes. I just hope the entertainment continues. I'm definitely amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I mean, I didn't need the validation of his kid's mom to guess with pretty much complete certainty we're not talking about a good dad here. I feel bad for the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 pretty much although whatnot kind of played herself into focusing all the drama on them & posting her kid, her heart seems to be in the right place beer shits, y u no there for xmas? alaska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 i met an insane chick last night ... after 5 mins of talking to her i realized she wasnt kidding and that she was a nut. i could see she was an alright human. http://youtu.be/6lHm_N4-gVU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 http://youtu.be/6lHm_N4-gVU AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 http://youtu.be/6lHm_N4-gVU he just might just be the greatest, because he aims is to take rap back to the 90's ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I want to go to Finland just to hang out with that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 TELL IT AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I racked a 4loko for us to split it was love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatnot Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 online relationship dramas....., because everyone needs to know. Honestly...we don't have much of a relationship...he just happens to have contributed half of my daughter's DNA... At the same time..when I see shit like that, what he's doing with his life...it makes me sad... Not saying that I'm all high and mighty and completely have my shit together, but...with stories like those...do I really need to say much more? Guess not...sorry guys...will try to keep quiet about the "relationship" drama...he just makes it so easy to bitch...haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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