watson Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 so apparently this is a thing with the classier women out there get the fuck out of here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Don't. Just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Thankfully, so is my wife today. It was a tense couple of days here at the down house. Second pregnancy scare in the recent months. So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy. When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The new, non-lazy view of my behaviour came about one morning after going to bed without a product, not ending up involved in any seduction after all, and being so warm and comfy and in love with the bed that getting up to retrieve a product seemed offensive, especially since I wasn't bleeding very quickly. Thus, I slept on my side and hoped I wouldn't make a big mess. In the morning, I hopped up first thing and ducked into the bathroom to discover two quite lovely smears of shiny, ruby-red blood on my thighs. I occurred to me that I liked being allowed to overflow. I don't know how these two events go together, but that is how it happened. Perhaps because the blood was attractive for the first time, instead of looking like a mess. It was a nice colour and a nice shape and it was mine. Anyway, it occurred to me that the situation is not that I am bad at using menstrual products. It is that I don't mind overflowing. So there. Ha ha on responsible people. I don't mind rinsing my panties out in the sink, or getting blood in the sheets now and then. I like not feeling like I have failed somehow when a product leaks. ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 Thankfully, so is my wife today. It was a tense couple of days here at the down house. Second pregnancy scare in the recent months. So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy. When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 so apparently this is a thing with the classier women out there get the fuck out of here I blame this on home-schooling. It has to be home-schooling. There is no other logical explanation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Also, something about that skateboard just screams "Walmart". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 something about those glasses just screams "fucking idiot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Seriously, nobody posted this yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcm56geh08 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Reminds me of this... totally foul: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Chick spending all that extra tampon money on the quarter machine hillbilly teeth from the Supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0HEGAN-PUYALLUP Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Feminist Liberal Blog on FREE BLEEDING I respect free thinking individuals, but fuck man the need of trying to be different sometimes crosses the line to just straight stupidity. Personal hygiene should come first and foremost for any human trying to steer clear of deadly microbial diseases. TABOO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Thankfully, so is my wife today. It was a tense couple of days here at the down house. Second pregnancy scare in the recent months. So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy. When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument. dood. do it. my old boss was getting a vasectomy after their second kid but his wife ended up getting pregnant 7 weeks after the second kid was born do not test the universe. it will make you pay. also, pulling out does not work. (as most of you prolly know) as for free bleeding, gross gross gross hipster. don't be a douche. learn how to douche. i mean, it's just dumb. and unsanitary. and disgusting. because enviro-friendly period stuff exists after all http://divacup.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I am disgusted by this thread. Not really from the blood, but she looks like she stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 also, pulling out does not work. (as most of you prolly know) Pulling out works every time when done right. You just can't go sticking it back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 They should hand that bitch a cloth and a bucket of bleach water, publicly shame her by loudly telling her to thoroughly wipe down that seat in front of everybody there, and ban that bitch from ever entering their place of business again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Pulling out, when done right, is indeed fairly effective. The failure rate is way lower than I thought it to be, somewhere under 30 percent. You just need to be very aware of what you're doing. Still, I had a little scare of my own at the beginning of 2013. IUD fixed that. Those are pretty cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 IUD fixed that. Those are pretty cool. IUD is the shit! Got my wife rockin that shit. Nothin but creampies from here on out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 What the fuck is this shit? Come on now. That's just not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0HEGAN-PUYALLUP Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 There will be blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Pulling out, when done right, is indeed fairly effective. The failure rate is way lower than I thought it to be, somewhere under 30 percent. You just need to be very aware of what you're doing. I don't understand how anybody who understands how pregnancy occurs can say with a straight face that pulling out doesn't work. The only way it doesn't work is if you're doing it wrong. Both my kids were made on purpose. The only times in my life that I ever got a chick pregnant was from direct creampie, and then that one time when I woke up after a short nap and started fucking again like a dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 IUD is the shit! Got my wife rockin that shit. Nothin but creampies from here on out! It's dope. No weird hormonal side effects like the pill. Don't have to think about it whatsoever, and there's always the option to grow a kid/another kid if you really want one. I don't, but in a couple more years who knows? /NoEndorsement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0HEGAN-PUYALLUP Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 It doesn't even matter if all you shoot is str8 blanks....like me:ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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