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so apparently this is a thing with the classier women out there

 

 

get the fuck out of here

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Thankfully, so is my wife today.

 

It was a tense couple of days here at the down house.

 

Second pregnancy scare in the recent months.

 

 

 

 

 

So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy.

When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument.

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The new, non-lazy view of my behaviour came about one morning after going to bed without a product, not ending up involved in any seduction after all, and being so warm and comfy and in love with the bed that getting up to retrieve a product seemed offensive, especially since I wasn't bleeding very quickly. Thus, I slept on my side and hoped I wouldn't make a big mess. In the morning, I hopped up first thing and ducked into the bathroom to discover two quite lovely smears of shiny, ruby-red blood on my thighs. I occurred to me that I liked being allowed to overflow. I don't know how these two events go together, but that is how it happened. Perhaps because the blood was attractive for the first time, instead of looking like a mess. It was a nice colour and a nice shape and it was mine.

 

Anyway, it occurred to me that the situation is not that I am bad at using menstrual products. It is that I don't mind overflowing. So there. Ha ha on responsible people. I don't mind rinsing my panties out in the sink, or getting blood in the sheets now and then. I like not feeling like I have failed somehow when a product leaks.

 

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Thankfully, so is my wife today.

 

It was a tense couple of days here at the down house.

 

Second pregnancy scare in the recent months.

 

 

 

 

 

So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy.

When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument.

 

 

 

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FbdJ9XH.png

 

 

 

so apparently this is a thing with the classier women out there

 

 

get the fuck out of here

 

 

 

 

I blame this on home-schooling.

It has to be home-schooling.

There is no other logical explanation.

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Thankfully, so is my wife today.

 

It was a tense couple of days here at the down house.

 

Second pregnancy scare in the recent months.

 

So, I'm finally going to go get a vasectomy.

When I think about how a third kid would fuck up my life, there is no argument.

 

dood. do it.

my old boss was getting a vasectomy after their second kid

but his wife ended up getting pregnant 7 weeks after the second kid was born

do not test the universe. it will make you pay.

 

 

also, pulling out does not work. (as most of you prolly know)

 

 

as for free bleeding, gross gross gross hipster. don't be a douche. learn how to douche.

i mean, it's just dumb. and unsanitary. and disgusting.

because enviro-friendly period stuff exists after all http://divacup.com/

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They should hand that bitch a cloth and a bucket of bleach water, publicly shame her by loudly telling her to thoroughly wipe down that seat in front of everybody there, and ban that bitch from ever entering their place of business again.

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Pulling out, when done right, is indeed fairly effective. The failure rate is way lower than I thought it to be, somewhere under 30 percent. You just need to be very aware of what you're doing.

 

Still, I had a little scare of my own at the beginning of 2013.

 

IUD fixed that. Those are pretty cool.

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