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DTTN to name a track Wu-Tang Forever and make it about some dumb hoe he's crying over.

 

http://shop.wutangclan.com/blogs/news/9269063-inspectah-deck-denounces-drake-s-wu-tang-forever-denies-remix-involvement

 

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/singles/id.25519/title.Drake-Wu-Tang+Forever

 

DTTN to have potpourris in his bathroom next to his lavender foam soap.

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DTTN to have a Sex and the City box set under his TV and not claim his chick left it there then show you its receipt.

 

DTTN to let off a fart and walk away in long strides, turning his head left and right, then contorting his face with a pompous look of disgust and blaming it on a dog.

 

DTTN to go to Starbucks and lay out a silk towel on a chair for his laptop, and then give it a affectionate double-pat with the tips of his fingers and hum a satisfied giggle to himself.

 

DTTN to open an Xmas present labelled to himself, reveal that it's a framed black and white photo of himself staring confidently with his lips pursed, with the message 'You are my one true gift. I'm always watching you : ) xxxxxxxx' written diagonally in purple metallic ink across the glass cover.

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Man, I been following @DrakeTheTypee on Twitter for a minute. That shit always gets me cracking up. Some of my recent favorites:

 

Drake the type of nigga to go to jail and slam the soap on the shower floor.

 

Drake the type of nigga to ride a bike with his dog sitting in the basket on the front

 

Drake the type of nigga that gets carried to his room when he falls asleep in the car.

 

Drake the type of nigga to call OnStar for car trouble but end up talking about his trust issues

 

Drake the type of nigga to call a phone sex line and tell the girl to talk about her feelings

 

Drake the type of nigga to give the other driver his insurance info when he get in a wreck in gta

 

Drake the type of nigga that eat Doritos and makes his homie lick the cheese off his finger.

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