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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222241/Man-alive-funeral-familys-shock-identical-looking-murder-victim-lies-casket.html

 

'Dead' man surprises family by walking into his own funeral - while identical looking murder victim lies in casket

  • Gilberto Araujo had not been seen by his family for four months when police called to say he had been killed on Sunday
  • Brother, Jose Marcos Araujo, mistakenly identified similar looking Genivaldo Santos Gama and took body home for wake on Tuesday
  • The 41-year-old car washer from Alagoinhas, Brazil was told the family believed him dead by a friend in the street

A family gathering to mourn the death of a relative were shocked to tears and fainting when the deceased man in question pitched up at his own funeral on Tuesday.

In a bizarre case of mistaken identity, news of car washer Gilberto Araujo's murder had been relayed to the family by local police in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Sunday.

 

Shortly after, when the wayward vagabond's brother was called into the morgue to make a positive identification on the body, he saw his brother lying on the table and took the corpse home so his family could hold a wake.

 

 

Jose Marcos Araujo was so fooled by the likeness of fellow car washer Genivaldo Santos Gama to his brother Gilberto, that he mistakenly confirmed the body to be his sibling's.

 

Police inspector Roberto Lima said that Jose Marcos took the body to his mother's Alagoinhas home where a wake was held on Tuesday

 

 

 

 

 

'The confusion started when news started circulating that a car washer had been shot dead,' Jose Marcos' wife, Ana Paula, told the UOL Internet news portal.

 

'Police called my husband and told him that his brother had been killed and his body was at the morgue,' she explained.

 

article-2222241-15A6F0E3000005DC-779_634x459.jpg Mother's love: Gilberto Araujo's mother, Marina Santana, was shocked and overjoyed to see her son after a friend told the man that his family thought he was dead and he should go and let them know he was okay

 

Lima said the confusion was 'understandable.'

 

'The two men closely resembled each other and both worked as car washers,' Lima said adding that no further information on Gama was immediately available.

 

According to Gawker, the family had not seen or heard from Mr Araujo in the four months before the vexing case of mistaken identity.

 

A few hours before the Monday burial 'a friend of Gilberto's saw him walking down the street and told him that his family was mourning him,' he said.

 

article-2222241-15A6EF8D000005DC-174_634x440.jpg Relief: Family gather outside Mr Araujo's mother's home in Alagoinas, Brazil, after many fainted and ran away at the sight of the car washer walking into his own funeral on Tuesday

 

'So he went to his mother's home to let everyone know he was very much alive.'

 

When Araujo showed up at his wake 'some people fainted and others were so scared they ran away. It was a big shock,' family friend Maria Menezes told the G1 online news site.

 

Gilberto's mother Marina Santana told reporters: 'I am overjoyed. What mother wouldn't be after being told that her son is dead and then sees him alive.'

 

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...and in other news...

 

 

A woman has turned up alive nearly two weeks after her family held a funeral and burial for her.

 

Services for 50-year-old Sharolyn Jackson were held Aug. 3 in New Jersey.

 

Jackson's mother, Carrie Minney, says the woman in the casket looked just like her daughter, except for the nose. She says the family assumed something had happened to the nose during the embalming process.

 

"There was really a strong resemblance, a really strong resemblance," Minney, 69, said Friday in a phone interview from her home in Trenton, New Jersey. "She looks so much like Sharol they could be sisters."

 

After Jackson showed up at Pennsylvania Hospital last week, police confirmed her identity through fingerprints. Her son went to the hospital and immediately recognized her.

 

"He said, 'That's my mom. We made a terrible mistake,'" Garrow said.

 

 

 

 

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/Philly-Woman-Turns-Up-Alive-After-Her-Own-Funeral--220859341.html

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