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Down to my shoulders now. People who haven't seen me in a while tell me how shocked they are how long it's getting. Sometimes it gets tangled, and the beginnings of dreadlocks may be a ridiculous possibility. Embracing the wildness of it. I know some of you metalheads have done it tenfold. Thoughts? experiences? Who has dreaded, and what was it like? Friends tell me I'm too white for dreads, but a small part of me wants to prove them wrong. If I was a real asshole I'd do cornrows just to be a jerk, of axle rose proportions...

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Down to my shoulders now. People who haven't seen me in a while tell me how shocked they are how long it's getting. Sometimes it gets tangled, and the beginnings of dreadlocks may be a ridiculous possibility. Embracing the wildness of it. I know some of you metalheads have done it tenfold. Thoughts? experiences? Who has dreaded, and what was it like? Friends tell me I'm too white for dreads, but a small part of me wants to prove them wrong. If I was a real asshole I'd do cornrows just to be a jerk, of axle rose proportions...

 

white guy with dreads alert

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20 years ago I had shoulder length, I was 18, in college, and on drugs. It was a far cry from my wigger starter cap/coat look 2 years earlier. I let some broad "trim it" ... 2 hours later, I was back to short hair. never let some POA cut your hair, pay a pro.

 

 

I have not cut my hair since February & I got a nice Roenick going on (only I'm not balding):

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All the balding guys had some smart ass shit to say about my hair for the last few months, I don't listen to the opinions of larry david looking jealous bitches.

 

 

I was wearing a headband for two weeks around the office (to hold the hair back, I hate gel) & was getting clowned. I just got back from a week long vacation today and there are memes about hairbands posted all over the building.

 

 

 

 

Haters gonna bald.

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20 years ago I had shoulder length, I was 18, in college, and on drugs. It was a far cry from my wigger starter cap/coat look 2 years earlier. I let some broad "trim it" ... 2 hours later, I was back to short hair. never let some POA cut your hair, pay a pro.

 

 

I have not cut my hair since February & I got a nice Roenick going on (only I'm not balding):

83462178_display_image.jpg?1295160807

 

All the balding guys had some smart ass shit to say about my hair for the last few months, I don't listen to the opinions of larry david looking jealous bitches.

 

 

I was wearing a headband for two weeks around the office (to hold the hair back, I hate gel) & was getting clowned. I just got back from a week long vacation today and there are memes about hairbands posted all over the building.

 

 

 

 

Haters gonna bald.

 

 

 

yeah they're jealous of your luxurious locks. When I think of balding and headbands though, I think of this:

 

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