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Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something

comfortable for my first day of work.


Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer

magazine columnist, something with computers?


Homer: Well, I use a computer.


Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the

non-stop sitting and snacking.

[more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants

confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample

gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets,

muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes --


Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a


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