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dope or talented?

ur rhymes r neither

u may as well a came to this battle out of ur mind on ether

cus its a hopeless contest

im still reppin the best

ur just a little pest bitch

get on ur rhyme proof vest

in fact bring riot gear

ill still smack u up then call u a queer

u hopped in the drivers seat without learning how to steer

its obvious from ur rhymes that i squash flat like warm beers

go back to the farm son and stick to fuckin sheep in the rear

when im done with ull be too week to type

so get ur rap in quick

then get ready to be wiped

like an ass across the arena

deliverin blows to ur head i keep u duckin like tina

my styles hella cleaner

like a brand new beemer

turnin mcs soft like a veggi steamer

i dont stop mother fucker

i go all day

just ask ya bitch

ur less than okay

ur flows so weak, before its done its decaid

the only work ull find after this is bein my motherfuckin maid

thats if u bow out now before i make u my motherfuckin slave

ill have u clean ur whole crews bodies that i droped like a wave!!!!

 

 

what!!!!!!!!!

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cept, ya shoulda kept off the thread

but instead you latch to tapers dick like a tic

given him head in bed

on his shit like butter spread on bread

you falling behind while we jumping ahead

now pay attention you little tyke

time to remove the trainin wheels off ya bike

and step to this open mic night

oh that's right

stopped at the sign cause you aint make the right height

cause that two line rhyme aint even close to tight

i threw the bait and you take the bite

3 on 1 to me is still a fair fight

i'll cut you taper & neo right to the bone

kill all you birds with just one stone

chop ya in pieces like reeses no need to phone home

so watch ya tone when ya speak to the mayor

i own the league and you just a player

you think i care about the words you gave?

make neo my bitch and taper my slave

had cept ina ditch diggin his grave

with 2 line rhymes you bound to get played

and sprayed with verses from the gutter

we the cannibal coalition click

feeding off each other

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hey man i dont save rhymes and i only have access to a computer at my vocational school which im not supposed to be on because im supposed to be doing work. so fuck you . plius neo is on the same one so if iforgot to log out his name comes up so theres another fuck u. so shutht he fuck up until you know what u are talk ing about u dumbass fucks.

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jah-i meant rasta man rude boy

your definatly a toy and a young boy

'understand me boiy!! ras clot..

sin...bumbaclot'

i meant "young gun"

your old enough to be my son

that means you respect me like i'm your pops

while i stomp you to the ground in my flip flops

i get it-you must smoke alotta weed huh think your bob marley

well your bout to be dead & kickin wit chris farley

talkin bout "wrote it down & copywrite"

shit wasn't even that tyte

and you give yourself all that hype

you write it down and then type

not even freestylin you lil girl

i'll strangle you w/ the microphone cords

pass you off to anotha member as they slice you into pieces with shaolin swords

have us on america most wanted askin for high dollar rewards

"ps. no bitin suckas!!!!!"

straight fuckin stupid kid shit you lil tail tucka

i'll kill you "wherever you are" & spread your ashes like smuckers

across a slice of toast

just cause you came up on here and tried to boast

like your tyte and the one with the most

so next time don't even bother to post

you coolass jah rasta bluntsmokin pussy

tired of big headed young bucs

talkin like you all that when your whole style sucks

you just like the rest- sittin ducks

being served time after time-stupid fucks

i'll put you in the same class with taper

thats the "class of pussies & dickriders"

disconnected from society,internet nerd/outsiders

you,taper,and cru should start a new thread "emcees that didn't last"

cause we taken over this bitch really fast

ibe representin the city home to magic city,ludicrous, & outkast..

 

peace-gs,bb,455,cf..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by jah

dope or talented?

ur rhymes r neither

u may as well a came to this battle out of ur mind on ether

cus its a hopeless contest

im still reppin the best

ur just a little pest bitch

get on ur rhyme proof vest

in fact bring riot gear

ill still smack u up then call u a queer

u hopped in the drivers seat without learning how to steer

its obvious from ur rhymes that i squash flat like warm beers

go back to the farm son and stick to fuckin sheep in the rear

when im done with ull be too week to type

so get ur rap in quick

then get ready to be wiped

like an ass across the arena

deliverin blows to ur head i keep u duckin like tina

my styles hella cleaner

like a brand new beemer

turnin mcs soft like a veggi steamer

i dont stop mother fucker

i go all day

just ask ya bitch

ur less than okay

ur flows so weak, before its done its decaid

the only work ull find after this is bein my motherfuckin maid

thats if u bow out now before i make u my motherfuckin slave

ill have u clean ur whole crews bodies that i droped like a wave!!!!

 

 

what!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by taper

cap peeler your shit sucks too man. hey by the way i say insteda of the coaliation or whatever they are lets try to put a subject to rhyme about and judge from there. sound good 2 anyone?

 

Yo........... you're a fucking pussy!! Pick one.......and I mean only one..........word, and I'll fucking rip it into the sunset kid!! You want me to rhyme on "lobster"? Or how about "Cryogenics"?? "Banana peel" maybe?? That sounds good to me............ you pick the word to start with...........I don't give a fuck how many syllables are in it either..........Let's get it jumping, you "vocational school student" you!!

;) :king:

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Taper...quit bullshittin' you can't touch the coalition watch where you step so you quit slippin'-on banana peels and fallin' off the deep end and start sleeping with the fishes and lobsters ha! stopped ya and caught ya dead in your tracks quit talking shit and get you facts straight before you think you can keep it moving like illegal artists painting freights.....time to walk to plank..Mate!

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Ah shit! here we go again coalition on top of this,

rockin mics harder than mullets rock dykes,

NAILS is ready for this fight,

Cross your T's and dot your I's cause you wack mc's is about to die,

Talkin about bitin and being copyrighted,

Fuck you ain't nothin..... even Vanilla Ice got a label and you must be on his nuts if you rockin like a vandal,

And no kid I dont wear sandals,

I rock waffle stompin steel toe head kicken boots takin it back to my ska roots,

And Taper you little fuckin baby raper, step up like a man....... you started this shit and now you cant finish, it must be that your rhymes are just diminished,

This is the coalition kid we write the scripture and to us you out of the picture, Like coffee stains in our sketch books we just turn the page and leave you behind, dawn of a new page never knowing what you will find,

You sold your soul but you still cant rhyme................the devil must of beat you kid cause we all got fiddles of gold and he got your soul.......so next time think before you step in line..

 

 

 

 

Shoutin out to all the crazy ass mutha fuckin coalition kids,

this is like turkey huntin we call em in, then we kill em

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Originally posted by 455

Taper...quit bullshittin' you can't touch the coalition watch where you step so you quit slippin'-on banana peels and fallin' off the deep end and start sleeping with the fishes and lobsters ha! stopped ya and caught ya dead in your tracks quit talking shit and get you facts straight before you think you can keep it moving like illegal artists painting freights.....time to walk to plank..Mate!

 

'Cause the only mate Taper's having is a cross eyed tramp!

You're getting beat up in this thread 'cause you fucked with the champ!

And when I'm getting amped you're getting vamped! Straight stuck for your mic's like missing dildo's to some dykes! So check it twice! 'Cause there's two trying to beef...........Keep your eyes wide open or you'll both be missing teeth!

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..........missing teeth and having a lisp when you speak with blood tickling down your chin...you care to try again?..if so,we can still flow like water current and keep this cipher so hot-we have keep our eyes on it to make sure we don't burn it........

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I always burn it when I'm waxing Betty Crocker.............

Stay knocking boots with old girl 'till she's schmobbing with a walker......"The Mic Doctor" known as a "femcee stalker" ...............for how weak you spit on mics you sure are quite the talker......... The "rhyme jocker" is the title that you hold..........I keep it lower case 'cause I don't need to type in BOLD!! ;) :king:

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......BOLD...lyrics already worth their weight in gold before it's put into molds and created and sold for inflated prices you suckers end up lifeless like Scienitik so don't become another statistic from the way we grab you by the throat and begin to rip it and slit it with razor sharp precision......

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Oh would you all shut the fuck up!

You all cant touch me

you know my stee

when i play golf i use your bitch ass as the tee

cause when i get done you be in shards

sending your ass three hundred yards

straight to the hole, marked by the flag on the pole

i know that half the lyrics on here you stole!

got more intelegent rymes than aristotle

full throttle, i drink the whole bottle

leaving you at the party like "whoa wheres my drink?"

bitch its in the sink, i donated that shit to dr.Frink!

We took that last shot with just the *clink*

Your girl was on my balls, with nothing but a wink!

Gave her the reach around and rubbed the pink,

Humming this beat while she was on my balls,

Took that shit to the bars bathroom stall,

Fucked her harder than even she could recall,

Tossed her shit around like a rag doll,

Fucker my dick is longer than you are tall!

Boring bastard your back is agianst the wall,

you wanna fuck with me? Its your call.

Just a warning though,

when we go toe to toe

my flow like sappho, A greek lyrical poet,

A little piece of history kid, just like you, and you know it.....

im out...

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Originally posted by gutter steez

cept, ya shoulda kept off the thread

but instead you latch to tapers dick like a tic

given him head in bed

on his shit like butter spread on bread

you falling behind while we jumping ahead

now pay attention you little tyke

time to remove the trainin wheels off ya bike

and step to this open mic night

oh that's right

stopped at the sign cause you aint make the right height

cause that two line rhyme aint even close to tight

i threw the bait and you take the bite

3 on 1 to me is still a fair fight

i'll cut you taper & neo right to the bone

kill all you birds with just one stone

chop ya in pieces like reeses no need to phone home

so watch ya tone when ya speak to the mayor

i own the league and you just a player

you think i care about the words you gave?

make neo my bitch and taper my slave

had cept ina ditch diggin his grave

with 2 line rhymes you bound to get played

and sprayed with verses from the gutter

we the cannibal coalition click

feeding off each other

 

well,well.....i didnt mean any beef by my comment(just having fun"joking")i also dont know about taper.....those two lines were sarcasum not trying anything but.....whatever i guess ill battle ya so youll shut up and learn when kids are having fun..........

 

your saying get off this theard,get off my elavator/

elavate yourself...iam small???well then i guess your 'micro' 'soft'../

your lost,talking about diggin me a grave...while iam pavin over you/

in a sea of kings your just my court jester/best at copy and pasting you get waste in a cipher/

i got grappling action to factor into whats happening/

i hate your wack battling habits/

the fact is you wanna xzibit but without the dre production you cant come with it/

you quiver in what you see down to your soul you wish you could be me/

you wanna be herd but coming unspoken/

with your weak rhymes i though YOU WERE JOKING/

all you do is beat-nuts but theres "no escapin this"/

you just coming fake in this "open mic night" its 12oz get it right/

you cant get to fame....by wish seeking read this...in this here so called battle cats gonna ride me like a saddle/

you wanna be an indevidual but getting round up like cattle/

your so-called cru cant back you up now.....get off there dick for one second just to get a rhyme out/

this anit a bout but if you want it its"1,2,3,4..and your down for the count"/.....

 

p.s..i dont have beef with you or any of the other cats on this post...but i guess i had to serve ya..(sorry)..lol...

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i create deep incisions

lose too much blood and blurr your vision

i got skills to keep the coilation wishin

acrobaitc missions

crush your intiuations

with shit so crazy leave you in instatutions

455 keep battlin

to keep up the losin pattern..

word.

 

wit o yea gutter steez with the coment about the dick and the tic tell you bitch to invest in a bic here shits nasty hairy...

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cept, you the punk who threw the first punch

pullin stunts that leave ya capped like gold fronts

the only thing you servin is big macs fo lunch

i serve it crunk, bringing that dirty south funk

keep it shakin & crackalating like subs in ya trunk

ya shoulda thunk before i sunk ya battle ship

cause i'm fully equipped with a lyrical clip

letting off rounds that dislocate ya hip

time to quit-even point blank ya can't hit

way off target with that "microsoft" shit

make me look rich - this is my monopoly

just passed go - aint no one stoppin me

my rhymes flow - yours straight sloppy

mine off the dome - yours off a floppy

that's a 10-4....you copy?

you can't top me - you or taper

like biz markie he done caught the vapor

workin manual labor as a male butt raper

tossin salad like he tongue a lifesaver

givin sexual favors to all ya gay neighbors

tell my bitch to invest in a shaver?

well tell ya mom to use the one i gave her

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Oh would you all shut the fuck up!

You all cant touch me

you know my stee

when i play golf i use your bitch ass as the tee

cause when i get done you be in shards

sending your ass three hundred yards

straight to the hole, marked by the flag on the pole

i know that half the lyrics on here you stole!

got more intelegent rymes than aristotle

full throttle, i drink the whole bottle

leaving you at the party like "whoa wheres my drink?"

bitch its in the sink, i donated that shit to dr.Frink!

We took that last shot with just the *clink*

Your girl was on my balls, with nothing but a wink!

Gave her the reach around and rubbed the pink,

Humming this beat while she was on my balls,

Took that shit to the bars bathroom stall,

Fucked her harder than even she could recall,

Tossed her shit around like a rag doll,

Fucker my dick is longer than you are tall!

Boring bastard your back is agianst the wall,

you wanna fuck with me? Its your call.

Just a warning though,

when we go toe to toe

my flow like sappho, A greek lyrical poet,

A little piece of history kid, just like you, and you know it.....

im out...

 

Kid you done fucked up trying to call me out...........

I'm a cyborg version of Marshall Faulk running these routes

when I'm delivering leaving your girls clit quivering..........

Shaking and shivering when you're flaking out and giving in.........

"You'll never win, kid!" You've been gone for more than months........

Don't begin the convo on my girls when you ain't even pulling stunts......

Let's remove your fronts! 'Cause teeth break smoother without the "metal", remember? I keep it coming "heavy"........... kinda like MBER!! You're lyrical value is worthless like "34 Yen"............Who are you kidding? You can't even "Spel" "Mucho" so don't pretend! Looking like an "Ewok" with your backwoods style! The virgin in the cypher doesn't know I've "Kept" it moving for a while..........I guess you're in denial kinda like a meth junkie........... Just a meek little "Tyke" and I'm always coming "chunky" so you might "Ganked" and spanked like underage writers in California............I don't know what the fuck you're doing 'cause in another thread I warned ya!! But you started it and I'll finish this if need be.............. You're just a student in my class..........I'm an 80 year old professor with 20 degrees that'll still whip your ass!! You'll never pass and always fail..........to no evail! You can't escape this battle..........'cause you can't afford the bail!!:king:

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Originally posted by Boring Bastard

 

Kid you done fucked up trying to call me out...........

I'm a cyborg version of Marshall Faulk running these routes

when I'm delivering leaving your girls clit quivering..........

Shaking and shivering when you're flaking out and giving in.........

"You'll never win, kid!" You've been gone for more than months........

Don't begin the convo on my girls when you ain't even pulling stunts......

Let's remove your fronts! 'Cause teeth break smoother without the "metal", remember? I keep it coming "heavy"........... kinda like MBER!! You're lyrical value is worthless like "34 Yen"............Who are you kidding? You can't even "Spel" "Mucho" so don't pretend! Looking like an "Ewok" with your backwoods style! The virgin in the cypher doesn't know I've "Kept" it moving for a while..........I guess you're in denial kinda like a meth junkie........... Just a meek little "Tyke" and I'm always coming "chunky" so you might "Ganked" and spanked like underage writers in California............I don't know what the fuck you're doing 'cause in another thread I warned ya!! But you started it and I'll finish this if need be.............. You're just a student in my class..........I'm an 80 year old professor with 20 degrees that'll still whip your ass!! You'll never pass and always fail..........to no evail! You can't escape this battle..........'cause you can't afford the bail!!:king:

 

HAHAHA whats with the smiley and the crown up there?

Your not a king,

Maybe of my ding-a-ling, but that was just a fling,

Not close to other rappers who *bling-bling*,

More like Mike Myers, I *shaaawiing!*

Cuase im like heather locklier, but for girls,

Blond hair, tight ass, all done up in curls,

your bitch ass sees me and automatically your dick unfurls,

But then theres the fact its only two inches long, nothing compared to me, im the original long dong! I dont rep from hong kong, but ill bust the origional b-boy stance whenever i have a chance...

 

ok, that sucked, but there you are boring...all in love kid.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

 

HAHAHA whats with the smiley and the crown up there?

Your not a king,

Maybe of my ding-a-ling, but that was just a fling,

Not close to other rappers who *bling-bling*,

More like Mike Myers, I *shaaawiing!*

Cuase im like heather locklier, but for girls,

Blond hair, tight ass, all done up in curls,

your bitch ass sees me and automatically your dick unfurls,

But then theres the fact its only two inches long, nothing compared to me, im the original long dong! I dont rep from hong kong, but ill bust the origional b-boy stance whenever i have a chance...

 

ok, that sucked, but there you are boring...all in love kid.

 

 

Mentioning Heather Locklear for the girls...............

I just got done jacking off to Kira Kenner..........

The asian porn ho with the perfect curls

and curves...........

If I wasn't so relaxed then you'd probably be on my nerves.........

You should stick to curbs! 'Cause that's the way I'm serving you..........

Got too smashed last night and way too perved to fight...........

So I'll just hit you with the words 'cause I know you're hearing me right?

So answer me this.............You wanna talk tough but got long blond hair?

If a glam rock bassist wants to fight then you think I care?

Sorry son, but I'm a "Def Leppard" in this jungle and your more like "Mr. Bungle"..........I'm the King like Ali so you don't really wanna rumble!! Just stay humble

and keep practicing for now..............

You ain't a Redman so what's with the "How Brown Cow?" and your weak ass words lacking a second syllable! My services are tax deductible and insurance billable! So now that you've got me laughing and have exposed my weak side............ show everyone your rainbow shirt and give 'em high fives for gay pride!!

 

 

You fucking dickhead! I was thinking you were serious for a minute at first then you came back with the "Austin Powers" bit that just had me rolling!!

:king: P.S. King shit, bitch!!:P

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Boring, what you think this is a joke?

You say im not serious, like i snorted a whole bag of coke before i even thought about what i wrote?

Well lets get serious for a minaute,

ITS CLEAR TO ME BUT APARENTLY YOU ARENT GETTIN IT!

Like a tight virgins pussy im just not fittin it!

And while were on the subject of clit,

I just to nasty for that shit,

Im all about mr. Ron Jeremy,

Cause hes right in my territory, his dick would be just right for me,

Yeah im a fag, sporting the girl scout shirt with a gucci hand bag! My pants dont sag, i got them shits so tight i shit out the size tag! Outside My house flys a rainbow flag! Im always in my garden, waterin the plants with my boyfriend just makes my dick harden! When we go out to dinner i buy the best Chardon-

Mr. Bungle you say, of course, would some one as gay as me do it any other way?

At least we were on the pee wee herman show, So that shows just how good we can play!

Our style is orginal, pysical, and totally homosexual, to the point that i our bassist left our band for our technical. Our last album was califonia, i think it was written before your mommy born ya...But i still have one last thing to say, like what a gay horse eats.."HEEEEEEEEEEEEYY"....

 

ok, that got wack, and retarded, but who cares, that was totally unserious and kina homolicious...im scaring myself..but TAKE THAT< PLAOW...and your right, i need some double sylable rymes..ill work on that one there..

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My only losing pattern is when I spend to much time at the tavern losing my sobriety like losing my religion still repping the 12oz coalition the dirt division now........... you need to "shut the fuck up" and pay attention in class before I give you detention and laugh from not being able to do a simple task you slay me?nah,bro..that's crazy..you can't phaze me-you just some kid with A.D.D. maybe we can let this battle continue...

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Originally posted by CapPeeler

jah-i meant rasta man rude boy

your definatly a toy and a young boy

'understand me boiy!! ras clot..

sin...bumbaclot'

i meant "young gun"

your old enough to be my son

that means you respect me like i'm your pops

while i stomp you to the ground in my flip flops

i get it-you must smoke alotta weed huh think your bob marley

well your bout to be dead & kickin wit chris farley

talkin bout "wrote it down & copywrite"

shit wasn't even that tyte

and you give yourself all that hype

you write it down and then type

not even freestylin you lil girl

i'll strangle you w/ the microphone cords

pass you off to anotha member as they slice you into pieces with shaolin swords

have us on america most wanted askin for high dollar rewards

"ps. no bitin suckas!!!!!"

straight fuckin stupid kid shit you lil tail tucka

i'll kill you "wherever you are" & spread your ashes like smuckers

across a slice of toast

just cause you came up on here and tried to boast

like your tyte and the one with the most

so next time don't even bother to post

you coolass jah rasta bluntsmokin pussy

tired of big headed young bucs

talkin like you all that when your whole style sucks

you just like the rest- sittin ducks

being served time after time-stupid fucks

i'll put you in the same class with taper

thats the "class of pussies & dickriders"

disconnected from society,internet nerd/outsiders

you,taper,and cru should start a new thread "emcees that didn't last"

cause we taken over this bitch really fast

ibe representin the city home to magic city,ludicrous, & outkast..

 

peace-gs,bb,455,cf..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yo, cap, that rhyme wasnt aimed toward u

but u stepped, so its on now and soon ull be thru

i spit rhymes like whirl winds with the force of a coup

why u on this board?

ur just a shit talkin bitch with nothin better to do

im an internet toy right?

u got somethin against cats who rock "africa unite"?

u need to stop with that

reggaes one of the roots of rap

and marleys better than any ludacris crap

talk shit about the man ur bound to get slapped

u little punk, ill knock whatever i want from my trunk

and ill play it loud while im burnin a blunt filled with skunk

im proud of that shit so what u got to say?

i hope its not another rhyme cuz the rest were straight gay and

as far as the "no bitin suckas" i was just playin

but it doesnt matter anyway cuz in a battle ur supposed to boast

i guess u never done it before

get back to makin toast and leave this hiphop game alone

ur rhymes are played like usin the alias al capone

another big pussy like sharon stones

thats why u gotta carry the chrome

ur callin me young?

then start actin like a man instead of bein too fuckin scared to take a blow to ur dome

ur think ur hard for blastin off and fighting

u need some insighting

thats a childish way to think

if u were old enough to have all ur teeth yet id say u were biting

 

 

the techno is blockin my train of thought now so i cant flow anymore.

that shit wasnt prewritten before or now, bud. i thought of it as i typed it but if i was rappin it i wouldnt of thought of it fast enough to make it sound dope. and the copywrite shit is sarcasm bro. i dont think im good at freestyling i just fuck around. u gotta be cocky in a battle tho. i thought this was a battle against the kid who started this thread tho. i didnt know it was all vs all.

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