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Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits


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only in America.....Red Lobster is the epitome of "Classy White Trash"....I had a friend work there and would always tell me about the white trash wedding proposals that would take place at Red Lobster....CLASS CLASS CLASS....

 

I love you bitch!

 

Speaking of white trash wedding things, I have a redneck friend who went to Afghanistan with me just get married,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in blue jeans.

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only in America.....Red Lobster is the epitome of "Classy White Trash"....I had a friend work there and would always tell me about the white trash wedding proposals that would take place at Red Lobster....CLASS CLASS CLASS....

 

I love you bitch!

 

Ya I saw a super white trash marriage proposal at Applebees when I was traveling through Arizona a while back. Offered to buy them shots of Soco but they declined.

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1. Can't believe the commenters below the article are that dumb... Wait yes I can.

Header says: Arkansas' 2nd most unreliable news source

Footer says: "© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor."

Another Onion rip-off.

 

2. Miley is a lesbian now? Good for her.

 

3. Never been to a Red Lobster.

 

4. THIS:

 

5. THEN THIS:

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anyway, i've never eaten at Red Lobster. not once. nor Golden Corral

 

 

yeah, ive never eaten at a golden corral either.

 

there are 2 of them that are close by to me.....one of them was built after they tore down the adult movie theater that had been there since the 60s.

 

weird place...it was one giant movie screen (just like a screen at a regular theater) that showed porn, and the lobby was an adult store.

 

needless to say, itd be kind of weird to eat there knowing what was there before.

 

 

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http://www.cinematour.com/tour/us/21543.html

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