injury Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yo yo yo I'm up in this mariott courtyard suites for real right now. Beachwood, OHIO, son! We boutta go the fuck in on this continental breakfast though in the morning cause you know ALL the ill shit is there. We got that bruised shitty fruit, bananas color of Kobe Bryant. wash down the mother fuckin dusty cereal wit some bathwater flavored like coffee or some nasty water that comes wit some ol raggedy ass teabag taste like menthol and leather yo you diggin some eggs?? pick up 2 of them thangs and microwave those bad bitches. Bout to get that real healthy plastic sheen on your shit. Bout to taste like the inside of a condom wrapper real official. if your bitch ass done playing games you reach over and rip open that fridge and pull out that lil baby fist of a jimmy dean breakfast sausage so greasy and nasty but this shit clean you out, son. breakfast colon cleanse better than yogurt and all your other little perpetrating shit make sure to go in on the USA today to get those terrible opinion polls and articles about NOTHIN. cause whats some shitty breakfast without shitty news on the side, god. knowledge. get your day right, yo!! motherfuckin' continental breakfast!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 you forgot the packets of jelly that you gotta open like 986783764 of them just to get a spoonful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ps. LOL @ the color of kobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Push button OJ makes a sound like wing ning ning ning ning as it fills your cup. Cream....cheese....danishes. Growing up traveling camping everywhere I love love a good Holiday Inn or Hampton Inn Continental breakfast. Limitless cheap OJ and danishes make me a happy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 you know it's gonna be flavor when there's 5 juices that all come from the same fuckin' nozzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walid Jumblat Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 This is where I had my breakfast every day last week on work's dime. Bananas were the right colour. *Waits for DAO to come in and tell my why that^^^ is shit and I got ripped off...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 This is where I had my breakfast every day last week on work's dime. Bananas were the right colour. *Waits for DAO to come in and tell my why that^^^ is shit and I got ripped off...... Nigga you a disinformation agent. Of course you get paid guap. The fuck you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 What's "guap"? And trust me, I've never stayed in such digs before and probably never will again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 This is where I had my breakfast every day last week on work's dime. Bananas were the right colour. *Waits for DAO to come in and tell my why that^^^ is shit and I got ripped off...... Forget some DAO. Pansy lurker is all he is to me. Anyways, why does the first pic look legit and the other too mega digital. Theres stick figures 1000 feet high in that last photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yeah, there's definitely some photoshopping in that bottom one, here's a few pics that weren't taken by the Hotel PR agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ATTTTTENNNNNTIONNNN::::::::::::::::: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 seriously fuck that last photo..there is no godamn need to swim that high off the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yeah, I never actually got in the pool. I was too busy and the cocktails were like $30-40 a pop. I passed the pool each day to get the breakfast and the gym, that was good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 938pm is crazy yo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Niggas screaming about breakfast at 9:38pm is mad crazy yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 thread jack 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 i expected pictures of an awesome breakfast.... i was disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 i expected pictures of an awesome breakfast.... i was disappoint. it's not an awesome breakfast though, that's the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 ..... the hell's a dim mak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 ..... the hell's a dim mak? record label Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Not sure why, exactly, but this had me laffin hella much. Goodonya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 ... And whaaaaat ... Boats for mod/crew. Nice move dude. I must be new here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Breakfast for dinner is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Shit, DAO all up in that Facebook. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 not to mention candy crush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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