Realism Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Wow dude you raped her boyfriend and punched her out that's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 One time I did a CL apartment swap with a girl from France, and ended up dating/sexing her. /sigh Number one rule of c00l story br0z -- don't jump the gun on telling your story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't believe that her boyfriend gave you a $200 reward and paid for a room for you to bang his girl, while he took her kid to the park! You da man! props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 so.... This chick writes me back saying how happy she is that I found it and that nice ppl still exist blah blah blah. how wrong this chick is. how completely wrong :haha: at least you got to pee in her butt while her kid watched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 That girl looks like a straight coal burner. White folks need not apply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 how wrong this chick is. how completely wrong :haha: at least you got to pee in her butt while her kid watched hit that lil nigga with a freeze pop, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 i would beat the breaks off that. she looks fun too.. if you arnt ugly as fuck and have a little bit of game, you probably have a chance to beat cheeks good luck brodude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 hit that lil nigga with a freeze pop the reference that made my night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 i would beat the breaks off that. she looks fun too.. if you arnt ugly as fuck and have a little bit of game, you probably have a chance to beat cheeks good luck brodude Reread. Dude smashed that chick out all night, doing molly lines off her tits while her BF was gagged and tied up, watching the whole shit. The baby was responsibly being taken care of my a babysitter, because the children are our future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 That girl looks like a straight coal burner. White folks need not apply. Hahhaa. This term does not get used enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Coal burner Coal bunny Mud duck Mud shark Smoke jumper Jungle junky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 at least you got to pee in her butt while her kid watched This just aint right. Offensive. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Yes, the Oontz has always been a bastion of good taste, manners and inoffensive content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 she looks like she would get it fairly easily (not than im the mack over here or anything)( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 This just aint right. Offensive. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 saw a koth stencil today. whoamang random flick on the net a while back - someone rocked a proper koth billboard. cant find it anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 damn.. you woke up with a groggy head, had a metallic taste in your mouth, then saw that your face was covered in jism before seeing her bf passed out naked? thats fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 but why did you join a boyband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 she did however just text me this she really sent this txt to a stranger who returned her wallet? you actually do have a chance of fucking her, dont fuck this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 SURPRISE BUT SECKS WITH LOST WALLET STRANGER GIRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 plot twist, she steals your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 that bitch looks like she would enjoy a good choking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 she really sent this txt to a stranger who returned her wallet? you actually do have a chance of fucking her, dont fuck this up I'm gonna have to concur with this. Give that bitch another shot. She is obviously a piece... of shit. So creep up in there and smash guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 lettuce snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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