Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 You posted at 1:32 She texted you before 1:32 Screenshot outlandish txt: stamped 1:32 Uploaded ^log in, log out, re-log in! (before 1:32) What in the 1:32 are you trying to pull? So I just got home, was going to make up some elaborate story but I'm too damn lazy. She came with her ghetto ass bf and their kid....she's 20...damn. She said thank you, her bf offered me $20 that i didn't take and that was it. /thread And you didnt take the bread? Dare I say it.. WP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Don't you dare bring the forum clock into this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 You need to fix that shit yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 sounds like someones trying reeeeeal hard to have a channel zero thread worthy thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted May 18, 2013 Author Share Posted May 18, 2013 Her: "thanks for meeting me" me:"no problem, luckily you live in the area" her: *that text posted* I haven't msgd her back, I don't want to get shot over some dumb hoe hahaa imma pass this time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Dude is afraid of blacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Dude is afraid of blacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 If Doodle is black, I will grudgingly withdraw my Internet joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 So you pussied out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 WTFISRATCHETPUSSY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 WTFISRATCHETPUSSY HERE... http://bit.ly/12Iv9Yz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 you turned down free drinks ... lameeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Soo.... Are you gonna pound labia or keep watching these texts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Looks like one horrible cunt. Veteran pro-tip: Do not try to fuck her. First of all, trying to fuck a girl is the first step to not fucking her. Get to know her, be her friend, she will tell all of her friends about you. Go out with them as a group. Now's the choose-your-own-adventure part. You could identify the hoes, which seems like what you'll do, and go out and watch some purses and shoo away some dudes that are trying to hit on them, and go home with a different one every night... or you could identify the one that's the good girl... there's always one. If you fuck this girl now, you'll spend the next couple months kicking yourself for not meeting the good girl first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 HERE... http://bit.ly/12Iv9Yz It's pretty necessary to actually browse through those results... bodybuilding.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Looks like one horrible cunt. Veteran pro-tip: Do not try to fuck her. First of all, trying to fuck a girl is the first step to not fucking her. Get to know her, be her friend, she will tell all of her friends about you. Go out with them as a group. Now's the choose-your-own-adventure part. You could identify the hoes, which seems like what you'll do, and go out and watch some purses and shoo away some dudes that are trying to hit on them, and go home with a different one every night... or you could identify the one that's the good girl... there's always one. If you fuck this girl now, you'll spend the next couple months kicking yourself for not meeting the good girl first. real talk unless they friendzone you but thats usually yourbad i had to learn that lesson the hard way like yea im gonna fuck and my attitude was bunk, unless shes mexican they dont give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Her: "thanks for meeting me" me:"no problem, luckily you live in the area" her: *that text posted* I haven't msgd her back, I don't want to get shot over some dumb hoe hahaa imma pass this time cool story bro let me call a freind whos an expert in cool stories and we'll find out what its worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 So I just got home, was going to make up some elaborate story but I'm too damn lazy. She came with her ghetto ass bf and their kid....she's 20...damn. She said thank you, her bf offered me $20 that i didn't take and that was it. /thread I read the first page until I saw this. Did not read anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Honestly Doodie, you can get better pussy than this. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I read the first page until I saw this. Did not read anything else. You missed some classic Ch0 tomfoolery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 buncha john redcorns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Her: "thanks for meeting me" me:"no problem. You're really cute. Lets go drink somewhere this weekend." Fuck it. I would of tried and put the hoe appreciation line out there. She got a boyfriend?? Big deal. Maybe she likes to fuck around. You never know if you're telling her how great it was that she lived near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 These threads teach me a lot of urban dictionary definitions... Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 cp24 - wallet found, man shot. wallet remains in stable condition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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