Doodle Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 so....I finally have a channel zero thread worthy story unfolding as we speak! So i was walking home from the gym tonight and I saw a wallet on the sidewalk so I picked it up (chicks wallet). Some loose change inside, a metro pass ($130/month!) this chicks health card and drivers license. So I was going to do what most ppl would do....take the metro pass and ditch the wallet but this chick looked hot so i looked her up on facebook, sent her a msg asking if she lost her wallet. I look through her photos (look below) this chick has some nice tits, seems like a hoe too and is into the ganja. This chick writes me back saying how happy she is that I found it and that nice ppl still exist blah blah blah. So we are going to meet up tmrw so i can give her wallet back and she said she wants to buy me a drink to thank me. I'm thinking this is gonna be easy game.... :D update will follow tmrw with hopefully a story i can share in the sex thread. IF TLDR SUMMARY - Doodle found a hot chick's wallet - msgd her and creeped her on facebook to find she is hot and most likely a hoe -meeting tmrw for a drink and maybe some other type of repayment -update to follow PICS for the fellow oontzersss Profile pic Shes the blonde on the right body shots from her other red headed hoe and her (all the way on left) with some other chicks....that one in the middle with the pink dress is fiiiiine too That is all for now! PEEEEEEEEEEEAAACCCEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Good story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 And by good story I meant neg'd for AGAYFUCKINGSTORY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 well she does seems like a ho, so your wish may not be an unattainable one update required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Release those gorgeous tits surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Why you gotta make me read the thread n shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 what will make this a true 12oz story is if she thanks you for the wallet, leaves and nothing else happens, then you can come back and we can all dissect the angles or what could have happened in this truly epic saga 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 or he just lies about it yo i got mad head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 remember when i stalked a girl online and then he said one sentence to me when i met her? yeh dawg, tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 mad head! all day! she sucked it for 3 hours! friend props him* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 good luck dood.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Wear a Slayer t-shirt....., just in case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tdlr? Too damn lazy read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 She should give you a few dollars as a reward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 what will make this a true 12oz story is if she thanks you for the wallet, leaves and nothing else happens, then you can come back and we can all dissect the angles or what could have happened in this truly epic saga This is what is going to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Bitches around here are mad stuck up and think they're privileged. If you're lucky you'll get a kind gesture at most, buy you a drink or something. She seems of the looser variety so if you pick your words right you might be able to get it wet. Gotta double dome for those kinds of bitches though, kill count over 100. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 So I just got home, was going to make up some elaborate story but I'm too damn lazy. She came with her ghetto ass bf and their kid....she's 20...damn. She said thank you, her bf offered me $20 that i didn't take and that was it. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Unless she's from Scarborough, in which case you'd be in luck. I find they're generally either more down to earth, or ratchet as hell. In which case the double dome is still a necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Anticlimactic oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 thats fucked up.. cant believe you knocked out her bf in front of her & her kid, left said kid there crying, then got 3 hours of head yeee props* jk. so bitch fell back on buying you a drink? owell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 she did however just text me this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 next text he gets from her number - "this is her bf. imma kill you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Wow dude you raped her boyfriend and punched her out that's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 One time I did a CL apartment swap with a girl from France, and ended up dating/sexing her. /sigh Number one rule of c00l story br0z -- don't jump the gun on telling your story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't believe that her boyfriend gave you a $200 reward and paid for a room for you to bang his girl, while he took her kid to the park! You da man! props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 so.... This chick writes me back saying how happy she is that I found it and that nice ppl still exist blah blah blah. how wrong this chick is. how completely wrong :haha: at least you got to pee in her butt while her kid watched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 That girl looks like a straight coal burner. White folks need not apply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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