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Just curious.. Anyone here date a Russian girl before? I'm not saying they're all the same, it's just a whole other culture I'm not familiar with. Tips & advise would be much appreciated. I'll google around about it as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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threads like these need a backstory. if shes a hoe she'll be a crazy smash and then youll find out shes in it for the money and her pasts a little checkered. if shes a good girl expect alot of orthodox upbringing and some some missionary sex.

 

pretty much like any other girl on the planet.

 

ps. i bet you she smokes cigarettes.

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Their wardrobe looks like 1980's Miami threw up in their closet and they listen to the

 

worst electronic bullshit.

 

 

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Bump the concept of Americans with "Russian Chicks", Eastern European Politics, CCCP, KGB, The Rights of the Working Man, Karl Marx and The Communist Manifesto! LMAO______________

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not sure where to sign up. Not sure Ive ever met a russian chik

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i worked with a russian girl

she was cute and super sweet, and hey, since i worked with her that should tell you she is very smart.

 

chick was sooo laid back, and she dated a guy i thought was kind of a tool and not that attractive

anyway they got married recently after dating for like 10 years

 

can't find a single thing to complain about when it comes to this lady, except maybe these trashy jeans she used to wear

her name was Kristina.

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we used to chill with this russian chick back in the day. nice, but sorta crazy. shed have one drink then start unloading sad stories

 

im sure thats just her, though

 

/nohelp

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The more pertinent question may be "Have you ever dated a human before?"

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You know, This just some real nigga shit, a real nigga story

You know what I'm saying?

 

Slang a bunch of narcotics

Pull up in the new 'rarri

Living like John Gotti

Chopping bricks like karate

Drink a bunch of codeine

Serving to the dope fiends

Blowing money, stay clean

Michael Jackson, Billy Jean

 

Got a Panamera round a young nigga neck

Got a young bitch pulling up in a vet

Smoke a lot of kush & I have a lot of sex

Had to beat the grind up, ran up my check

Bitch nigga get money, nigga get that

Roll a blunt of chronic, nigga sell a lot of crack

You can hit a nigga line, order what you want

I can whoop a Maserati, pulling up a donk

50,000 on yo watch, young nigga splurge

Pop a ace of spade bottle, sip a lot of syrup

Keep a young nigga workin' gotta buss a cape

I'mma take a phone call, hustle everyday

 

Whipping up a cake, just to go and snatch a spider

Young nigga play with keys, like a type writer

Al Capone, John Gotti was a nigga idol

I was never snitching, I can put it on the Bible

In a 4 door beamer, driving with a rifle

Nigga where you at, nigga we go pull up on ya

Young Bitch looking like Janet in the 80's

We was grinding up from a tube and a baby

Got the girl dripping wet like a Jheri curl

Got a styrofoam cup and its full of syrup

Send it over from Lil Mexico & Let me Work

I can get 36 for a clean shirt

 

Pop a lot of pain pills

Bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels

Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till

Yeah....

Two cell phones ringin' at the same time

That's your ho, callin' from two different phones

Tell that bitch "leave me the fuck alone!"

See, you fuck her wrong, and I fuck her long

I got a love-hate relationship with Molly

I'd rather pop an ollie, and my dick is a trolly

Boy, I'll bury you like Halle

And these hoes say I'm blind,

Cause I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind

Man I just received a package

Them other niggas taxin'

And my pockets so fat, I'm startin' to feel contractions

And my cousin went to jail for them chickens

And he already home and that nigga must be snitchin'

Cut him off like karate

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The more pertinent question may be "Have you ever dated a human before?"

 

agreed.

 

thats what i said.

women are women.

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"Tips and advice"

 

:lol:

 

Like you're deciding on a fucking grill

 

He probably is ordering a Russian bride.

 

Total player move

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This guy I used to work with in the 90s took the mail order Russian bride route. I was helping him move and he told me all about it...when I saw Walter Sobchak in "The Big Lebowski" I thought "Oh my God, that's Jesse!" Cool guy, definitely Out There but he had apparently went through a lot in Viet Nam.

 

He seemed pretty content, although I wouldn't use that as a reliable guideline.

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