anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Anyone ever been on this shit? I just tried to file a claim and it's been the biggest fucking headache..I think it went thru...is there a waiting period until you find out if your approved? Do they call you or do u just keep checking online..I'm in n.j. If it matters. Any help is appreciated. :D thanks boys and girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Get a job. Although if filing papers to receive free money for doing nothing is too hard, maybe it's your only option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Oh thanks. Good fuckin idea. Been looking for a month asshole. This is a last resort. Didn't expect that from you protester....shaking my dick in your general aussie direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Your a ignorant fuck. I'm wondering how long it takes after you fill it out asshole. I'm a trained chef. Jobs are scarce in my area bc their all given to Mexicans and immigrants who work under the table illeagaly for les than minimum wage. Get fucked you cunt...is that what they call dick heads down there, cunts? Damn man, and to think I thought you were one of the cooler dudes on here. So why don't you get fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Do you even lift bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Fair call. I'm having a problem with staff right now so I'm perhaps at the shorter end of my normal personality. Yeah, we call people like me (bosses) cunts, it gets thrown around a bit these days, it used to have a real sting to it. I just had someone leave because they could get nearly the same money from government handouts than actually working - I even pay super/health benefits to semi-permanents! Are you looking for a specific job? I employ chefs and I understand how tough it can be when foreigners are happy to undercut minimum just to get hours up in their book. I employ a 457 (not sure what the equivalent is there, but it's basically a legal immigrant that has to work for a certain wage to be able to build hours to get residency/citizenship in AUS) Hopefully they can sort someone like you, who is actually genuinely trying to find work, quicker rather than later. What's making it hard for you is the majority of people that are just arsewipes who take the easy route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 The details are as follows: We will be hiding an array of colourful small chocolate Easter Eggs around the agency tomorrow morning before ya'll come in - some in easy to find places, some in totally random places which may not get found until Xmas time. Each Easter Egg found will be equal to $8 which can be spent on any item in the Norfolks menu, food, drinks, the works - simply present your Easter Eggs to the bar folk at The Norfolk and place your order. You can also combine the amount of eggs to increase your purchase. Got 3 eggs? That means you have got $24 big ones to spend at the Norfolk! The more money you want for spending, the more you have to hunt for the eggs. We will also be hiding a few around The Norfolk throughout the evening so keep a look out while you are there. Happy days The Fun Police And I get free beer everyday :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 See dude. I always respected you on here. I'm not looking for a hand out. I'm genuinely struggling right now and I'm about to lose my apt. I've never been on unemployment and don't want to be. But I need money to survive, and wanna do it the legal way bc I ain't going back to the clink. I've been out every day since I've been laid off looking and looking.not sitting on my ass playing cod or whatever. I'm actually worried for myself and my family. I can't even afford real food at this point. If I wasn't hurting I wouldn't be doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Haha, Brickos on the hustle up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Well, I gues that'd be what id do tomorrow if I was in Norfolk. But unfortunately I'm in NJ. Maybe someone can give me a real answer eventually.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Is it an 'Unemployment Insurance Benefit' that you've filed? Or something else? I have a couple of friends in NJ that might know more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Yes, an insurance benifit claim. I filled it all out and at the end there's no info about following up or anything like that...that's my question, will I get a email, call or do I have to keep filling it out or some shit. Maybe I'm a dumbass but I can't figure it out and I don't have many friends so I came here for advice...which is always a great idea...is it cause I didn't post tits? Cause I can post some tits..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I'm finding one egg, working out the brand and nicking off down to the shop to purchase some more. AWP - shit sucks. Sorry about your situation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Haha, you're alright mate. Did you file back dated claims? Or going forward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 I guess it's back dated, it's from a few old resturaunt jobs...I listed 3 to try to get benifits Brickos...thanks you brother. Appreciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 That's a massive URL you've got there. All I can see is; Q. How long does it take after I claim my benefits by using the telephone or the Internet to receive a payment to my direct deposit account or prepaid debit card? A. If you are entitled to a benefit payment, it will be posted to your direct deposit account or prepaid debit card within 48 hours after you claim your benefits by using the Internet or the telephone. For example, if you certify over the Internet on Sunday, you will receive your benefits by Tuesday. Did you file on the internet or paper chase it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 cant help ya.. but best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Internet. I owe u a fosters u cheeky cunt. And a bloomin onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Ok so basically once they approve it, I have to claim it on a Sunday and then get paid by Tuesday? Ok cool. I'm also concerned about how long it takes to get approved for it, or if your just automatically approved? I hate the god damned government. I feel like they make it confusing so you'll just give the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 This link gives you all of the general info: http://www.employmentlawnewjersey.com/unemployment_benefits.htm And this should answer your approval question: http://www.city-data.com/forum/unemployment/1472293-nj-unemployment-length-time-between-claims.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Thank you sex. So this is gonna take a while apparently. Thanks guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 work for sysco in alaska & make a thread about it jk jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihate12ozprophet.com Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Real niggas get unemployment and ebt (food stamps) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 i gave up on doing it when i was unemployed for 6 months. Too complicated. Acquired terrible underpaid jobs, which also sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 That's a massive URL you've got there. All I can see is; Did you file on the internet or paper chase it? sounds like bullshit (the quotes not showing up) i remember that shit taking like 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 if NJ is similar to NY the wait is treacherous..just keep up with them and ask about the status of your claim. the good news is once it is approved (and it should be given that you weren't fired for something like theft or you didn't quit) the payments are like clockwork and will keep coming until you decide to end them or after a certain amount of months. you can even, i believe, choose to take a larger payment for fewer months or a smaller payment for a longer extent of months. really though you're in a rough position, regardless of jokes that are made or what light people try to bring to it by being dicks. but it's not the end of the world and "things" always work out if you keep a positive attitude and just put your best foot forward each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Thanks you everyone for helpin out here. It's so fuckin frusterating. This is a last resort. I wouldn't be doing it if I had any luck looking...I'd even take a job at a cold stone or a fuckin burger king at this point. But their not even hiring. I'm basically going hungry and shit...which wouldn't be a problem racking food, but I'm not going back to jail. How the fuck do they expect you to just be completely broke for months. Just another example of how fucked our system is I guess. I'll keep yall posted in case any of u have to go thru this bullshit in the future. This doesn't mean I'm gonna stop looking, I just got so frustrated today I almost snapped at some bitch in a fed ex store...so I decided fuck it, I'll try to get unemployment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I have been through the unemployment thing quite a bit. It is unfortunate that you did not file right after you got laid off, your benefit amount will be based on your highest earning quarter of the past five quarters, you will have to document your job search in order to qualify, this documentation may be audited at a later date so get in the habit of doing it correctly and on time every time to save yourself anxiety. There are other programs like worker retraining that can extend your unemployment claim, I would suggest looking into them. In order to familiarize yourself with the system you should try to find a social worker of some sort who can help you out. Feel free to PM me if you have questions but I am on the other side of the country. I can not imagine even engaging in conversation with a Australian on this one as they are from another country for fucks sake. Them people are on the dole so hard they can backpack around Europe on it and seem really cool until you find out they are all a bunch of hard core racists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 wait it out neegra. don't listen to these cyberpunks about getting a job. you paid into the system long enough, get your govt check. took me a full month to get an answer, then another month to receive a first check. they did pay me retro pay for every check i had coming since they answered yes. first checks a big one, every check there after is regular. dont spend it all on top shelf booze or whores. i bought a new-to-me truck. and it doesnt matter if you're in tx or nj, government administration is mad slow everywhere. gnite also, get food stamps. shits free food. dont even hate. and hit on single moms at the food stamp office. easy pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 good luck. hang in there. i would invite you over to feed you, but as many may know, i dont do that kitchen thing. im not familiar with unemployment. self employed. but i do know that food stamps and welfare is not free money. for those of you who think it is. in most cases, baby mommas drop dime on baby daddys and put them on paper for child support. ONCE you start to receive child support (no matter how many years later than which you filed) they will take off the top what you collected in govt assistance. for instance. - the first ch sup order was set for 100/month the max they could order from his pay-650/month. state takes 550 passes me 100 the amount taken back was like twice more than welfare/foodstamps collected. i believe nothing is free. i dont know how the unemplyment system works. if it collected back at some point. does it equal the amount one pays in to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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