MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 or this http://youtu.be/YYVwVvCn2Zs?t=1m59s rips, ive actually seen a monkey masturbate irl.. maybe it was a gorilla, ape, or orangutang.. but still grade school weekend - moms took me to the zoo. were watching this guy sit alone in the middle of this miserable dirt pit, then he just starts wanking it. laughed my ass off & wanted to watch, but wasnt allowed. passing the same pit on the way back, i looked over & he was straightup pissing into his own face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 i'm so glad that short video remind you such beautiful childhood memories. love monkeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 theres an episode of malcolm in the middle where craig gets a pet monkey that tries to kill him in all kinds of ways rare yet freaky shit. some of them could definitely poison a person if they wanted to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Like this. Paulie and Snookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I was incredibly fortunate to have spent the summer of 1975 in St. Louis with my brother in nearby LaClede Town and walked through a completely deserted Pruitt-Igoe complex almost every single day going to my baseball coach's house. It was quietly intriguing but I felt safe and always received nods from the neighbors living in homes surrounding the perimeter. The unemployment rate in the area was extreme and there simply were no jobs. I was 19, male and white. The people were always kind to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 The Twin Towers Correctional Facility, 10-acres and 1.5 million square feet of Black Hole of Calcutta-like fun, is the World's Largest Jail. It is fact that convicted terrorists in Israeli prisons and our own Gitmo detainees are treated more humanely, have a far easier ride, than TTCF inmates. Fact! In its infinite wisdom, the Los Angeles County Supervisors have entrusted the operation of this lovely landmark to its dullard Sheriff Lee Baca and his malignant minions. For all intent, it operates above the law, with policy based more on whim than national, state and county statute. Although seemingly the creation of Franz Kafka's disturbing imagination, this nightmare is quite real, a puss-filled abscess in your very own back yard, ready to engulf you, too, if you should slip and cross the line. And believe me, it doesn't take much. The kicker is that very few of the men incarcerated in this septic tank are guilty of anything. Their "crime" is not having enough money to post bail while awaiting mostly trumped-up charges courtesy of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office in its never-ending quest to inflate its conviction statistics. Hell, they even give their Deputy D.A.'s cash bonuses for every poor soul they manage to convict -- of anything! Granted, some people deserve to be in prison. God knows. But most face such inflated charges that it's next to impossible not to be convicted -- of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BuRnsZwalLz Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 white bitches. Always. Fuck Yeah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Vergudo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 The Twin Towers Correctional Facility, 10-acres and 1.5 million square feet of Black Hole of Calcutta-like fun, is the World's Largest Jail. It is fact that convicted terrorists in Israeli prisons and our own Gitmo detainees are treated more humanely, have a far easier ride, than TTCF inmates. Fact! In its infinite wisdom, the Los Angeles County Supervisors have entrusted the operation of this lovely landmark to its dullard Sheriff Lee Baca and his malignant minions. For all intent, it operates above the law, with policy based more on whim than national, state and county statute. Although seemingly the creation of Franz Kafka's disturbing imagination, this nightmare is quite real, a puss-filled abscess in your very own back yard, ready to engulf you, too, if you should slip and cross the line. And believe me, it doesn't take much. The kicker is that very few of the men incarcerated in this septic tank are guilty of anything. Their "crime" is not having enough money to post bail while awaiting mostly trumped-up charges courtesy of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office in its never-ending quest to inflate its conviction statistics. Hell, they even give their Deputy D.A.'s cash bonuses for every poor soul they manage to convict -- of anything! Granted, some people deserve to be in prison. God knows. But most face such inflated charges that it's next to impossible not to be convicted -- of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Cook County Jail is now eight inmates away from full capacity, and we haven’t even hit the summer crime wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuRnsZwalLz Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 dead. DAO's staying power has dwindled greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 It's funny because a lot of people in this thread seem to think that dude actually left when he was banned... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 DAO and COS both left when they got banned. I heard it on the internet, so it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Haha, but the idea that someone was actually waiting patiently for their ban to be lifted is funnier than the reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 For Real, like: " Finally, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER is a FREE MAN!!!!!!!!!" but we been drinking on some 12packprophet for quite a while now. This edition/brew/version doesn't make ya quite as much of a drunken asshole, but it's classic none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 large font, color of red. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 7, 2013 Author Share Posted April 7, 2013 Haha, but the idea that someone was actually waiting patiently for their ban to be lifted is funnier than the reality. Who patiently waits for a perma-ban to be lifted? A nigga rose from the dead, and I aint telling none of you's how. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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