Brickos Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Can't go wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 props to bags for posting a pic of his slore i'm still standing by my dad's motto on this. "son, lower your standards, you'll have more fun" and don't go assuming that just because that bitch isn't 88 years old and in an old folks home that she is sane. but if i was thizzed out on mawldawg i would try to get my dicky sticky when no one was looking. and you can tell that's her at her skinniest. it's in the chin fat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 For the record I make for a terrible boyfriend and just an ok friend. My schtick is meeting broads, sleeping with em once or twice and never calling them again. Met a chik and shes extra nice. Tried to bust a slump and put it on her the first time we hung out and she resisted, im glad because Im not attracted to her at all. Shes extra thick with an ok face but i like short thin girls. I'm not opposed to a little thick but this lady is pretty big, 5'5 165 maybe. Cali-G would probably consider her petite but well. We all kno about him:: solid cat & i'm not hatin:: What should i do? Do i tell her im just trying to be her friend? What if it backfires and she dont want to chill no more? I wouldn't be crushed or anything but I just assume be friends. Not say shit? Not posting a pic, just asking for advice. Last time I did well I had some explaining to do. If she's as big as you say she is, leave her in the friendzone and never look back. What's the point if you're not even attracted to her? Edit: Just saw the pic, would not bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 /doink That's not the kind of girl you doink, fuck, bone, bang or shag. Thats the kinda girl you PORK son! All things equal I would probably put this bitch I the mo-ped zone. I'd hit it, more then once but I wouldn't want my friends to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 abcs hahaha oh no that girl weighs 165 in the zero-gravity room at nasa you;re still doing drugs huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 So lemme get this straight...you don't wanna bang this chick, but you tried to bang this chick. Sidenote: I just googled "mahldawg"...fuck i'm white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 ...fuck i'm white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Would not smash....dog I dont hang with girls id ever have to friendzone. There are two types of girls. I want to fuck, I dont want to fuck. Keep it simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I don't know...if she was cool....who knows? I've hooked up with a few thick ones and it was generally all right as long it's all in the name of fun...sometimes not so much if there's attachments involved. And not because I have a problem with them being thick, it's more me not wanting to play the "but how do you perceive me?" game. I don't know, we're fucking...that should be a sign, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 not sure why any dude would want to be friends with a female. sure i get it if ur broad has friends and you gotta kick it etc. but why be friends with a female unless its to smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 not sure why any dude would want to be friends with a female. sure i get it if ur broad has friends and you gotta kick it etc. but why be friends with a female unless its to smash? great minds think alike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I've tried to answer that before and I really can't explain it to people who see things that way...I don't make distinctions based on sex most of the time. That and I've never been a pussy hound, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 ...fuck i'm white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 smash all day my nigga. shit if I werent caked up with the wife Id wear that ass out. yo abcs, let me get that addy nigga! we detroit niggas gotta stay together. that is why instead of 50 tutes to your door, I am on a mission to find that one retarded bitch that sells her pussy, and send her to you instead, cause you're dumb. nigga I didn't even read any of the posts, get pussy, get rides, get meals, get money, get paid. all you gotta do is pretend she is riannnnnna with the lights off. get it nigga, get it. also, send me your home address so I can send you retarded girls to your door asking for money in exchange for retard pussy. I wonder if retarded girls got retard strength, in they pussy? like when my girl does that keegle (sic) shit? like I'd get stuck in a retarded girls pussy like a dog? anyone ever fuck a retard. I mean full on drooling autism retarded? no? abcs, get on it my nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 great minds think alike billy fucking burr status.. if another guy is hanging around your woman & theyre not gay - theyre trying to fuck her. it might not be her, directly, but hes trying to fuck something, whether its one of her friends by being that "fun guy" whos always hanging around girls, or someone else he can get to through her. & if its neither of those things, hes definitely trying to fuck her. either way, hes gonna want to fuck something & if your girl is there, hed do it because hes a sleazy, sneak-dick monkey /troof almost word for word from one of his podcasts + that term "sneak-dick monkey", which ive taken a liking to using to decribe anyone i dont trust :lol: & i posted that dance cave picture, because that goober who owns facebook was looking as awkward as this thread was when it first started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 billy fucking burr status.. if another guy is hanging around your woman & theyre not gay - theyre trying to fuck her. it might not be her, directly, but hes trying to fuck something, whether its one of her friends by being that "fun guy" whos always hanging around girls, or someone else he can get to through her. & if its neither of those things, hes definitely trying to fuck her. either way, hes gonna want to fuck something & if your girl is there, hed do it because hes a sleazy, sneak-dick monkey /troof almost word for word from one of his podcasts + that term "sneak-dick monkey", which ive taken a liking to using to decribe anyone i dont trust :lol: & i posted that dance cave picture, because that goober who owns facebook was looking as awkward as this thread was when it first started i remember hearing bill say that :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 most of my best pals are females. fuck what you faggots think. deal is. most of them aside from two i've slept with initially then became friends. anyways. i guess what im saying here is. quit being a faggot and just hang out with the bitch if you want to. or don.t who the fuck cares about "friendzoning" chicks!? why is it even a thing? idk. carry on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 because we all have a problem with our ego, i suppose (whoever says you have none, fuck you. eat monk balls) good ol billiam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 It just sounds like you're trying to brag about the fact that a fat girl is trying to doink you. /wisdom Is that what it sounds like nurga? Fuck outta here. I wouldnt be on here tryin to brag if I was smashin out pre honey Alba. Makes you think i need or want that kind of attention. I dont have regular girl friends/buddies that I dont sleep with. Never have and im trying to wrap my head around the concept. She very well could have some other girlfriends who are smashworthy. Im thinking someone to play cards with, smoke with, grab a drink from time to time, if i got something to do and nobody to do it with or need a favor and a ride. She has a xanax script. When you caregive 24/7 it makes it awful hard to get out and meet anyone. Im not Shai. Im more what gives guys a bad name. Dont mean to be im just immature like that i suppose. I want what i want and thats all I want and then i want if from somewhere else. woke up not too long ago and discovered I have a shred of a conscious. I layed quite a bit of waste in my wake and im not trying to fuck over good people as long as i can help it going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I am interested in friendzoning someone who has already not shown interest but she might start showing interest but I don't want that I want to ride in her car what the fuck is this man I slept like an hour last night and now I'm at work. Just don't do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 thats what im going to do- nothing. thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Good lord some of you people are stupid. Some I'm shocked about, some not so much. How can some of you have no female friends you just like as a person? 70% of my friends are guys and there's zero sexual attraction. We just enjoy each others company and have the same interests...like regular human beings. Apart from Realism, he's always hitting on me but don't tell him I said so, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 That's a lot of people in the friend zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Whattup ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Good lord some of you people are stupid. Some I'm shocked about, some not so much. How can some of you have no female friends you just like as a person? 70% of my friends are guys and there's zero sexual attraction. We just enjoy each others company and have the same interests...like regular human beings. Apart from Realism, he's always hitting on me but don't tell him I said so, yeah. this is where women have it wrong. you might have zero sexual attraction for them. but i guarantee 3/4 if not all of those dudes would p in your b if the scenario was right. thats how men are. we will fuck anything, and fuck up friendships over it. i'm saying this assuming you're plain to attractive and not fat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NoMas Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 woke up not too long ago and discovered I have a shred of a conscious. I layed quite a bit of waste in my wake and im not trying to fuck over good people as long as i can help it going forward. You sound like one of those mahfuckas like Vince Vaughn or Ryan Reynolds at the end of a movie who realizes he can love or something really stupid. Fuck. Outta. Here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Whattup ma . ..... ''Do you need some dick?".. this is where women have it wrong. you might have zero sexual attraction for them. but i guarantee 3/4 if not all of those dudes would p in your b if the scenario was right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 You sound like one of those mahfuckas like Vince Vaughn or Ryan Reynolds at the end of a movie who realizes he can love or something really stupid. Fuck. Outta. Here. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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