stance180 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 next time you see her give her a suplex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 vince vaughn 'd Grace ... ..... ........ ............ ................ .....................abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Good lord some of you people are stupid. Some I'm shocked about, some not so much. How can some of you have no female friends you just like as a person? 70% of my friends are guys and there's zero sexual attraction. We just enjoy each others company and have the same interests...like regular human beings. well stupid is as stupid does, maam does not compute if you flopped over & said, "cum in me. free ride. no guilt, relationship, or strings attached - heres the paperwork" - they all would lugrs mean girl gif* chris lilley all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 maybe not all, but most for sure.. imma pull a reasonable number out of my ass & say itd be about 85-90%. ask any dude who hasnt been hit in the head, then his dick with a shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 lugrs mean girl gif* Not my gif homie, check yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 stuck on a pop machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 stuck on a pop machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 dont pull a stunt like this cause she has a "cool" personality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 ^whoever that guy is, he fails at life forever.. dont care if he calls it art & even gets paid lugr, imma hang up cuz you seem upset. ok bro? bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 damn you fools make me lol n shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 lugr, imma hang up cuz you seem upset. ok bro? bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 What.Would.Kobes.Do? IDK HES BANNED LOLZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 i usually ask myself WhatWouldKobeDo before i do anything. My guess is kobe wouldnt hit this with my duck and getmo pushin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 one day when you're old and lonely as shit, you're gonna wish you hadn't friendzoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Start talking about other bitches around her. Ask about hooking up with one of her friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 say it with roadkill on valentines day <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 how this got to four pages, i have no idea. went through something similar when i got back from college. she was basically a fuckbuddy that was way too nice. bought me shit, picked up bar tabs, etc. kept trying to worm her way into my life further. she even got a job at the daycare where my niece went. borderline creepy. i just stopped answering her phone calls. when she started sending emails, i just told her i didn't have enough time for a girlfriend. it's that simple. you haven't even fucked this girl yet. how hard could it be to cut things off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Im not sure the point of this thread, other than maybe this is the first girl that has ever WANTED YOU without you having to put game on her. You aren't even fucking her, just tell her you want to be friends. It's not like she can say, oh what about us fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 For the record I make for a terrible boyfriend and just an ok friend. My schtick is meeting broads, sleeping with em once or twice and never calling them again. Met a chik and shes extra nice. Tried to bust a slump and put it on her the first time we hung out and she resisted, im glad because Im not attracted to her at all. Shes extra thick with an ok face but i like short thin girls. I'm not opposed to a little thick but this lady is pretty big, 5'5 165 maybe. Cali-G would probably consider her petite but well. We all kno about him:: solid cat & i'm not hatin:: What should i do? Do i tell her im just trying to be her friend? What if it backfires and she dont want to chill no more? I wouldn't be crushed or anything but I just assume be friends. Not say shit? Not posting a pic, just asking for advice. Last time I did well I had some explaining to do. Just don't try to "bust a slump" on her again. Sounds like she already shot you down anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 So do I have that i only want to be friends talk? Is that the right thing to do? Or just not talk to her anymore? Stop over analyzing like a lonely female. If you wanna be friends with the bitch then just be friends with her. She already shot you down, I don't think she's sweating you bro. If you go making it weird by having a "friend zone" talk she's probably gonna realize there's something wrong with you and not even wanna kick it with you. Are you still a dope fiend? You sound kinda fried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 __ __ O O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 how this got to four pages, i have no idea. Im not sure the point of this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holdencaulfield Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Whilst pondering this conundrum over a few beers I think I've concluded that this insecure doofus is smitten by a less than attractive broad. Judging by said doofus' past encounters with the fairer sex, dude has an obvious fear of commitment. Possibly this is the first female to treat him like a real human being because he didn't come at her with his usual douche shtick. Obviously this breh is terrified and confused, his "shallow badass" facade crumbling... time to turn to the 0oo0ontZ for advice on how to not get laid by a girl you actually like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 not to be a dick but this thread makes me feel pretty good about my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 nah who am i kidding i never feel good when i'm this sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 You got turned down by a fat chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Whilst pondering this conundrum over a few beers I think I've concluded that this insecure doofus is smitten by a less than attractive broad. Judging by said doofus' past encounters with the fairer sex, dude has an obvious fear of commitment. Possibly this is the first female to treat him like a real human being because he didn't come at her with his usual douche shtick. Obviously this breh is terrified and confused, his "shallow badass" facade crumbling... time to turn to the 0oo0ontZ for advice on how to not get laid by a girl you actually like. on HIT! funny, this whole friend-zone thing should be present on my oontz when something similar is currently weaving a web of it's own in my stupid life. only i'm not trying to friend-zone shit. why would a bitch be down to hang out and give you her number after meeting a single time 8-9 months ago if she wasn't tryna get her butt pee'd in? not that i would actually wanna do that or anything. but seriously. end up shooting a few back and forth's, go hang out...and nothing. not the slightest bit of i wanna smash eyes at all whatsoever...yet she's hitting me up to chill again. not sure if total weirdo...orr...trying to "friend-zone" me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Today I learned some girls don't express that they want to fuck immediately upon hanging out with you for the first time after only meeting you a single time 8-9 months ago. See where it goes, noes. Worst case scenario you stop chilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 noes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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