Doodle Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 So i'm bored and thought of the greatest idea in the world........... post some riddles, the person that gets it posts the next one and so on....... for example: A man is six feet tall, is a clerk at a butcher shop and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh? yeah yeah tits......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 He weighs meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 meat. You say my name and I disappear. What am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 An escaped convict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 silence. What's black when you buy it, red when you use it and white when you're done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Charcoal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 If everything is a result of cause and effect, do we still have free will? /endthread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 what have i got in my pocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Your dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 sigh. this thread had potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 van retard being a dumbass.... your hand? i'm not sure about that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 its a hobbit reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 It's a fucking guessing game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I'm sure if everyone in the van puts their drooly heads together they'll get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berdsdahwerd Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 when u be smoking dat dipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 A towel. Feed me and I'll live and thrive, give me water and I wither and die. Wut b I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 fire. adele works too got no riddle.. wanna try to come up with a good one carry on the good work dawgz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 k, heres one - you need me, yet take me for granted when im present. when im not there, you dont even realize it.. what am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Time? Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Medicine - What is happiness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 the answer is sanity sanitariuuum someone else go i guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 nice! I have a golden head, a golden tail but i have no body. what am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 A coin? The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 condom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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