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Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 that t-bone killing was pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Whatever you do, Don't try to escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 OR DO. YOLO [/img] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1800SUICIDE Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 This, and also have any important phone numbers memorized like friends, family, and a couple bail bondsmen. top things i learned during my government funded and supported stay. use bed sheets as private bathroom separators. courtesy flush during, between, and after all deuce dropping. styrofoam cups. earbuds. surround fucking sound. mufungo is very appealing. always remain cool. even if you ain't. be VERY, very weary on who you choose to rap with on a daily. jail niggas are shady. never let broke people know you got books money. if your cellmate sucks. either deal with it. work shit out. or act fast for a cell change. EVERYTHING TAKES FOREVER IN JAIL. know this and remember it. if theres anything you want to happen in a timely fashion act on it consistently. if you are poor. and have any skills whatesoever. be it rap sprays, writing letters, drawing or cutting fades, or even speaking different languages. someone. somewhere, in the confines will pay you commissary collateral. hang tuff. but not too tuff. jail niggas can sense that shit. you ain't shit in jail. so just be easy. shower in the evening if you can. waters always warmer imo and things just feel a bit more at ease. books money goes a long way. but most of all. just remain easy and read a lot of fucking books or whatever you can get yer hands on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Pruno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 ^^ na over here (east coast) its the complete opposite. purple "koolaid" that makes it hard to piss even when u have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Don't get caught in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 http://www.prisonsurvivalsecrets.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deine Mudder Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 cool shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 http://gma.yahoo.com/nationwide-manhunt-escaped-inmate-143716422--abc-news-topstories.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Pillow made with string and towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanfullofretards Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 For real though, convince yourself your sentence is twice as long as it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 This, and also have any important phone numbers memorized like friends, family, and a couple bail bondsmen. forgot this. serious troof here. Don't get caught in the first place. now, shai......i KNOW you're smarter then this nonsense. For real though, convince yourself your sentence is twice as long as it is i mean. kind of. this type of shit might just drive you crazy. and.....ain't nobody got time fo dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 "get your head in the right place, you only do 2 days: the day you go in and the day you get out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROY DGKNB Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Don't forget to wear extra socks and shirts when you go in and a pair of plain sneakers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abcs Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 first thing you should do is tell em your suicidal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 ^ good advice right here.. gets u better food,clothes, and a cell to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROY DGKNB Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 first thing you should do is tell em your suicidal If you do that you are going to get put in a chicken suit and be under constant eval with no clothes or privilages... bad idea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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