Schnitzel Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 as somebody pretty unlikely to end up inside what's the deal with pen and paper in jail? if you're in for some time can you get paper etc? or is it some sort of "rationed for good behaviour" type stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 dice with toilet paper and water.. I pissed off a co and this trick right here saved my ass for the 2 weeks I was alone in a cell, though playing 10,000 by yourself for a week does get kinda boring after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Learning to fish and send messages using lines is extremely helpful when you're in solitary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 And if you don't know how to do this... It is easiest to rip a towel or sheet, make rope or a "line" out of the threads of fiber woven together, then if you have a battery, tie that on one end to use as a weight when tossing the line under the crack of your cell, or through a grate if you're able to fish between tiers... Tie the other end to the corner of your bunk, and through some trial and error you should be able to "fly kites," (send notes) and contraband between cells while isolated. Also, learning sign language is a necessity because if you're unable to fly a kite, this might be your only means of communication. Bird baths are also of utmost importance when serving time in isolation, or during times of lock down when they cut water to the block due to riots, violence or merely as punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 This could actually be a very helpful thread for many of you who could share actual experience. I believe there was some old train hopper on here who used to tell extremely detailed accounts of his time spent in jail/prison. One particularly disturbing story was when he obtained MDMA and ended up performing fellatio on his cellmate but stood by his belief that it was justified and he was still straight. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 i assume you're referring to kabar, he still posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 that one mdma story is pretty much the only thing i remember of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 just watxh lock up raw friday, saturday, aunday nights. it's like a guidebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 do this to everyone who looks at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 pretty cool thread, could be better. i wanna hear some good stories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "You better get bad Jack, cuz you ain't bad, you gonna get fucked!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 as somebody pretty unlikely to end up inside what's the deal with pen and paper in jail? if you're in for some time can you get paper etc? or is it some sort of "rationed for good behaviour" type stuff? Golf pencils and half sheets of 8 1/2"X11" re-purposed paper at least at the jail level. A pen is pretty hard to get, knew a writer that got one from the nurse and used the ink to lay down a tag that looked like it was done with one of those super wide otg markers, was pretty impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 OTG!to jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 i was really expecting a lot more embarassing posts about how real everyone is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 do this to everyone who looks at you OR this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekslays Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 if illuminati leaves a cookie or a cigarette on your bunk, don't eat or smoke that shit. give it back. you don't want to owe that fool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 grow a ponytail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 OR this.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN PRISON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 meanwhile in juvenile hall.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 fucking login timeout made a very long awesome list disappear. so heres a much shorter simpler version. top things i learned during my government funded and supported stay. use bed sheets as private bathroom separators. courtesy flush during, between, and after all deuce dropping. styrofoam cups. earbuds. surround fucking sound. mufungo is very appealing. always remain cool. even if you ain't. be VERY, very weary on who you choose to rap with on a daily. jail niggas are shady. never let broke people know you got books money. if your cellmate sucks. either deal with it. work shit out. or act fast for a cell change. EVERYTHING TAKES FOREVER IN JAIL. know this and remember it. if theres anything you want to happen in a timely fashion act on it consistently. if you are poor. and have any skills whatesoever. be it rap sprays, writing letters, drawing or cutting fades, or even speaking different languages. someone. somewhere, in the confines will pay you commissary collateral. hang tuff. but not too tuff. jail niggas can sense that shit. you ain't shit in jail. so just be easy. shower in the evening if you can. waters always warmer imo and things just feel a bit more at ease. books money goes a long way. but most of all. just remain easy and read a lot of fucking books or whatever you can get yer hands on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 tell everyone your a boxer and that you go by the name "el gallo negro" orale.. 13ko's with a great uppercut.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Greatest advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 i traded a 1 mg ativan for 5 soups. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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McLovin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. if shit happens don't hesitate to put niggas in check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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