brothhalynch Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Pillow made with string and towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 For real though, convince yourself your sentence is twice as long as it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 This, and also have any important phone numbers memorized like friends, family, and a couple bail bondsmen. forgot this. serious troof here. Don't get caught in the first place. now, shai......i KNOW you're smarter then this nonsense. For real though, convince yourself your sentence is twice as long as it is i mean. kind of. this type of shit might just drive you crazy. and.....ain't nobody got time fo dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 "get your head in the right place, you only do 2 days: the day you go in and the day you get out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROY DGKNB Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Don't forget to wear extra socks and shirts when you go in and a pair of plain sneakers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 first thing you should do is tell em your suicidal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 ^ good advice right here.. gets u better food,clothes, and a cell to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROY DGKNB Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 first thing you should do is tell em your suicidal If you do that you are going to get put in a chicken suit and be under constant eval with no clothes or privilages... bad idea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 i was wondering if the benefits outweighed the problems with that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Easley Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 This, and also have any important phone numbers memorized like friends, family, and a couple bail bondsmen. top things i learned during my government funded and supported stay. use bed sheets as private bathroom separators. courtesy flush during, between, and after all deuce dropping. styrofoam cups. earbuds. surround fucking sound. mufungo is very appealing. always remain cool. even if you ain't. be VERY, very weary on who you choose to rap with on a daily. jail niggas are shady. never let broke people know you got books money. if your cellmate sucks. either deal with it. work shit out. or act fast for a cell change. EVERYTHING TAKES FOREVER IN JAIL. know this and remember it. if theres anything you want to happen in a timely fashion act on it consistently. if you are poor. and have any skills whatesoever. be it rap sprays, writing letters, drawing or cutting fades, or even speaking different languages. someone. somewhere, in the confines will pay you commissary collateral. hang tuff. but not too tuff. jail niggas can sense that shit. you ain't shit in jail. so just be easy. shower in the evening if you can. waters always warmer imo and things just feel a bit more at ease. books money goes a long way. but most of all. just remain easy and read a lot of fucking books or whatever you can get yer hands on. just reposting this cause it's true. Best thing is to be yourself, I've found. Laugh when people clown on you an clown back. If you're a youg'n listen very closely to the OG's that you're bunking with. It's just the way the hierarchy works and you can't do nothing about it. Assuming that everyone on this site draws, tell hella people in your bunks that you draw. You'll make friends fast and it's a good way to speed up your time and you can get some soups out of it. Read hella books. A lot of jails and prisons will only accepct books through mail from publishers and book stores. Get you're homies on the outside to find some connects through these venues. A lot of 'radical bookstores' (like, anarchist, leftist bookstores) will be more than glad to do this. Take a shower everyday if you can. Catch tags with tooth paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 "catch tags with toothpaste" was a good solid piece of advice that brought me amusement. never even thought of it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 or feces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Easley Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 "catch tags with toothpaste" was a good solid piece of advice that brought me amusement. never even thought of it.... yeah, joking on that. fuck it though, whatever makes your time go by faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 2 double A batteries Razor blade Baby powder Bathroom vent ???? Profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Go to church. GED. Kitchen. Law library.lol. Become houseman. Honeybun banana peanut butter dinner. Stop calling your broke people's. They broke wtf you expect. Do laundry. You get alone time. Get that tooth pulled, it's only $40 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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