yomommasaho Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 i figure theres a solid group of members on this online community that could share their experience, skills and knowledge theyve picked up while incarcerated. how to cook in jail inmate "etiquette" (thats do's and don'ts for the layman) how to not get your ass whooped by the CO's that type of shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You forgot... *starting a blog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Yeah, was that real or fake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Open your cigarettes on the bottom of the (soft)pack by burning a hole in the cellophane and then tearing open a square at the corner, that way any funk that gets on the cigarette is burned instead of touching your lips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Don't gamble and don't owe money for drugs. You'll be fine if you just do those two things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Yeah, was that real or fake? I still dunno:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 i got 2 weeks till i go in. advice would be nice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you want free pills to get fucked up on to trade for other things claim you have a drug addiction when you are going through intake. Heroin is always a good one, learn the symptoms and fake them if need be. But you will get pill/s everyday that you can pretend to swallow and save up to trade or get fucked up on, or just swallow. What they give you depends on what area you are in. Some jails/prisons don't give you anything but most will. Pills and anything else to get fucked up on are always a valuable commodity. That is all for now. is this thread for cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You're retarded. Fake drug addiction will end you up in a detox cell or psych ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you like freezing your ass off while swimming in vomit scented cell blocks then by all means, listen to that moron. Even a real addiction won't help you "get pills"except maybe some klonodine, and a weak ass Ativan if you're lucky. Even if you're on methadone when you get popped,unless you go to a clinic on the streets,most likely you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 No it won't. It will get you free pills at most places. Like I said it depends on where you are going in. It might get you a psych ward in oklahomo or some shit but any normal place it equals free drugs. I doubt you know what you are talking about, unless you are from some place like oklahomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Oklahoma? I've been in jails in sf, la, Miami, Orlando, Denver, and Atlanta. Not some bullshit place like Oklahoma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Here's a good one...be born black. You'll do fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Oklahoma? I've been in jails in sf, la, Miami, Orlando, Denver, and Atlanta. Not some bullshit place like Oklahoma. I know for a fact at least two of those places will give you free pills minus a psych ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Don't get sent here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Onion_State_Prison. Aside from the continuous allegations of prisoner mistreatment it can take literally months for attorneys to effectively contact an inmate. Most other communication is entirely prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Dude if you want pills so bad... Here's an idea, DON'T GET ARRESTED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 my stepdad just got out over the summer. he did like 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 On the pills debate: conditions in jails change, what is the case in 1998 which is the last time I was in jail may not be the case now. I heard that some prisoners get online privileges now which is a big change. (no kick pack in 98 btw) There are a whole lot of people in jail with the time to fill you in on etiquette questions. One of the surprises for me was that so many of the people in there were not criminals like the type I expected but wife beaters and drunks, and black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Mind your own business, don't see shit, don't hear shit, don't say shit. As for the CO's, don't give them a reason to notice you, a little bit of "yes sir no sir" will go a long way to staying off the radar. Positive/negative interaction with the CO's can be the biggest factor in getting time off/added to your stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 you can make chess pieces out of soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Do the Warden's taxes and accounts, obtain a rock hammer and poster of early Hollywood starlet. Wear sunscreen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 my man ebis once told me, "its definitely a skill, knowin how to jail" i started this thread because i just recentl came across that everyday life tips thread and i met a dude who just got out on parole who has alot of tales and tips from jail, so i figure itd make a potentially real-life useful discussion topic. sounds like CD is already benefiting from this shit. i had heard about ways to make blades in jail, one way is to take a cig filter and flatten it and melt it so that it can make a small, sharp edge, good enough to get the job done. then this dude tells me about how one of his cellys when he got transferred to a different G-block in a different state allied with him despite the fact theyre gangs rivaled on the outside, they shared a common enemy inside. his celly pulled out a fucking bowie knife sized blade made inside. apparently, he took a plastic cup, melted it down to the right form, sharpened the edge while it was still hot using the floor tiles and then cooled it by dunking it in the toilet, kind of like blacksmith work using plastics. that blew me away. i figure some of this shit is useful on the inside and on the outside as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 you can make chess pieces out of soap You can also make dominos out of cardboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Eat your vegetables and wear a seatbelt Discussing how to make weapons in prison on an online forum, that sounds really smart to me also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Nurgas be thinking that shit is going to be all OZ when they get tossed in jail on some short sentence graffiti charges. Unless you're serving a serious fucking sentence in a serious fucking prison, you would be dumb as fuck to be making some bootleg ass shanks in some county jail. And even then, you'd still probably be dumb as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Dude if you want pills so bad... Here's an idea, DON'T GET ARRESTED. You obviously are to fucking ignorant to understand I offered advice on how to get free pills while in jail. Pills which you can then trade or sell or whatever the fuck you want with them. Sorry you can't comprehend basic english. Seems like you are the one who likes to get arrested with what 5 different places you advertise that you spend time. :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 Nurgas be thinking that shit is going to be all OZ when they get tossed in jail on some short sentence graffiti charges. Unless you're serving a serious fucking sentence in a serious fucking prison, you would be dumb as fuck to be making some bootleg ass shanks in some county jail. And even then, you'd still probably be dumb as fuck. if thats the case, this probably all you need to know Mind your own business, don't see shit, don't hear shit, don't say shit. As for the CO's, don't give them a reason to notice you, a little bit of "yes sir no sir" will go a long way to staying off the radar. Positive/negative interaction with the CO's can be the biggest factor in getting time off/added to your stretch. then theres the other people on here who actually do find themselves staring down some hard time, and either need the advice or can offer it. if nothing else, i was citing that thing about the blade because that type of rudimentary improvisation fascinates me and id like to hear other people throw down that type of shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Wiggers arguing about how to get pills and which jails they've done time in....to say the least in this conversation im a little out of my element. Ive never done a ''stint'', my only advice to you is don't make any enemies you don't need to, don't fuck with the guards unless you cannot help it, and keep your mental state up, sounds silly but a solid mind makes for an easier time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 You can also make dominos out of cardboard. dice with toilet paper and water.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 rudimentary improvisation fascinates me and id like to hear other people throw down that type of shit.. Cushions from sofas and lounges can be rearranged to make forts for protection from bogeymen and parents. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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