Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
yomommasaho

INMATES SURVIVAL GUIDE

Recommended Posts

i figure theres a solid group of members on this online community

that could share their experience, skills and knowledge theyve picked

up while incarcerated.

 

how to cook in jail

 

inmate "etiquette" (thats do's and don'ts for the layman)

 

how to not get your ass whooped by the CO's

 

that type of shit..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Open your cigarettes on the bottom of the (soft)pack by burning a hole in the cellophane and then tearing open a square at the corner, that way any funk that gets on the cigarette is burned instead of touching your lips.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you want free pills to get fucked up on to trade for other things claim you have a drug addiction when you are going through intake. Heroin is always a good one, learn the symptoms and fake them if need be. But you will get pill/s everyday that you can pretend to swallow and save up to trade or get fucked up on, or just swallow. What they give you depends on what area you are in. Some jails/prisons don't give you anything but most will. Pills and anything else to get fucked up on are always a valuable commodity.

That is all for now.

is this thread for cancer?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you like freezing your ass off while swimming in vomit scented cell blocks then by all means, listen to that moron. Even a real addiction won't help you "get pills"except maybe some klonodine, and a weak ass Ativan if you're lucky. Even if you're on methadone when you get popped,unless you go to a clinic on the streets,most likely you're fucked.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

No it won't. It will get you free pills at most places. Like I said it depends on where you are going in. It might get you a psych ward in oklahomo or some shit but any normal place it equals free drugs. I doubt you know what you are talking about, unless you are from some place like oklahomo.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Oklahoma? I've been in jails in sf, la, Miami, Orlando, Denver, and Atlanta. Not some bullshit place like Oklahoma.

I know for a fact at least two of those places will give you free pills minus a psych ward.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

On the pills debate: conditions in jails change, what is the case in 1998 which is the last time I was in jail may not be the case now. I heard that some prisoners get online privileges now which is a big change.

 

(no kick pack in 98 btw)

 

There are a whole lot of people in jail with the time to fill you in on etiquette questions. One of the surprises for me was that so many of the people in there were not criminals like the type I expected but wife beaters and drunks, and black people.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mind your own business, don't see shit, don't hear shit, don't say shit. As for the CO's, don't give them a reason to notice you, a little bit of "yes sir no sir" will go a long way to staying off the radar. Positive/negative interaction with the CO's can be the biggest factor in getting time off/added to your stretch.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

my man ebis once told me, "its definitely a skill, knowin how to jail"

 

i started this thread because i just recentl came across that everyday

life tips thread and i met a dude who just got out on parole who has alot

of tales and tips from jail, so i figure itd make a potentially real-life

useful discussion topic. sounds like CD is already benefiting from this shit.

 

i had heard about ways to make blades in jail, one way is to take a cig filter

and flatten it and melt it so that it can make a small, sharp edge, good enough

to get the job done. then this dude tells me about how one of his cellys when

he got transferred to a different G-block in a different state allied with him

despite the fact theyre gangs rivaled on the outside, they shared a common

enemy inside. his celly pulled out a fucking bowie knife sized blade made inside.

 

apparently, he took a plastic cup, melted it down to the right form, sharpened

the edge while it was still hot using the floor tiles and then cooled it by dunking

it in the toilet, kind of like blacksmith work using plastics. that blew me away.

 

i figure some of this shit is useful on the inside and on the outside as well..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Eat your vegetables and wear a seatbelt

 

Discussing how to make weapons in prison on an online forum, that sounds really smart to me also

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nurgas be thinking that shit is going to be all OZ when they get tossed in jail on some short sentence graffiti charges. Unless you're serving a serious fucking sentence in a serious fucking prison, you would be dumb as fuck to be making some bootleg ass shanks in some county jail. And even then, you'd still probably be dumb as fuck.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×