MedicineCabinet Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 youre all lucky as hell i need to find 500 dollars on the ground.. or 1500. or a million. or a billion. fuck yes, a billion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 So, a woman sees a bunch of money neatly fanned out on top of a pile of snow and you're asking why she called the cops and didn't just pick it up and buy a new pair of Jordans? I thought the users of 12oz were a little more street savvy than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you ever find a reputable amount of money, tell no one and keep it as cash for whatever purchases you may desire. If you report it, you may not get it back, which should seem obvious, but it also counts as gross income required to be reported on one's taxes. So yea, even if she gets the money back, she'll have to pay taxes on it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 thats cuz ur a cop incognitro FUK a pig cop faggot This. Just kidding, but really. Wallets: keep gift cards and cash. Send everything else to their ID address. This is what id do, all the other shit is a pain and really the worst part. If it was like some poor ass mom or someone who seemed like theyd go hungry without the loot, id turn it all in. Average Joe or a nigga in a suit? Thanks for the cash, heres your DL & Credit Cards. So, a woman sees a bunch of money neatly fanned out on top of a pile of snow and you're asking why she called the cops and didn't just pick it up and buy a new pair of Jordans? I thought the users of 12oz were a little more street savvy than that. I mean even my mother who sings in a Church choir would of atleast grabbed a bill or two...well probably not but she probably wouldnt turn it into the jakes either. Fuck I wish I had the problem of finding money on the ground and what to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 So, a woman sees a bunch of money neatly fanned out on top of a pile of snow and you're asking why she called the cops and didn't just pick it up and buy a new pair of Jordans? I thought the users of 12oz were a little more street savvy than that. I mean even my mother who sings in a Church choir would of atleast grabbed a bill or two...well probably not but she probably wouldnt turn it into the jakes either. Fuck I wish I had the problem of finding money on the ground and what to do with it. I don't know, money fanned out on top of a snow pile seems like a set up and a good way for a woman to get knocked out, dragged away, and raped. Finding random money is one thing. If I find a suit case in the garbage with a hundred grand in it you better believe I'm keeping it. . . if I'm getting into my car and see a hundred dollar bill taped onto my rear window, I'm not gonna walk over and take it off without driving off first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Where exactly are you getting this neatly fanned out thing? I don't think "spread out in the snow" means what you're thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I mean Dr, , I see your point but thats a little much eh? Not saying that couldn't happen, and im slightly curious how you thought that one up, I guess im out the rape loop. I was mainly just chirpin, but in all honesty who knows what they'd do. Also a taped bill is suspect as fuck, of course id be weary if someone glued money onto my shit, they're up to something mas o menos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 if you ever see bills/change/candy thats taped/glued to the mouth of a wooden tunnel that should not be there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 http://www.torontosun.com/2012/10/12/homeless-woman-returns-purse-found-with-more-than-10000 homeless woman finds $10,400 in a purse and returns it to the police station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 wow.. wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 If you're that reckless with that much cash, that's your fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Where exactly are you getting this neatly fanned out thing? I don't think "spread out in the snow" means what you're thinking. I probably read it wrong, wouldn't be the first time. I mean Dr, , I see your point but thats a little much eh? Not saying that couldn't happen, and im slightly curious how you thought that one up, I guess im out the rape loop. I was mainly just chirpin, but in all honesty who knows what they'd do. Also a taped bill is suspect as fuck, of course id be weary if someone glued money onto my shit, they're up to something mas o menos. You gots to be IN the rape game to WIN the rape game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 There was a cop in my city who "randomly" found a million in a trash can. He got to keep it too http://jcameronlaw.com/off-duty-cop-finds-1-million-in-vancouver-trash-can/ There are so high profile drug profiteers round here it's no surprise...worth a quick read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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