MedicineCabinet Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 why would she.. damn most ive ever found is 20 bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I went to an atm to withdraw some cash and the guy before me walked away leaving at least $140 chillin in the machine. I grabbed it, ran after him and handed it over. He didn't offer me anything, just thanked me a bunch of times. I'm trying to build my karma back up, my scumbag teenage self would have kept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Since i was a little kid I've been waiting to find a briefcase full of money, a la dumb and dumber. That woman is insane for not keeping that money. Dumbest thing she could have done. it's a recession, finder's keepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 While I probably would have kept the money in that situation and not told anyone, I can understand her actions. If I was 43, financially stable, and living a decent life, I probably wouldn't want to risk potentially getting caught up in some sort of terrible situation as a result of finding and taking a grip of money that more than likely came from illegal means. Getting merked by some meth heads over a few grand wouldn't be the best look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Ok so about ten years ago I'm walking to my boys house so we can go drink. I stumble across this backpack sitting on a stoop. In it was a nice camera and a bunch of lenses. Pick it up walk to my boys house, we start drinking and open the backpack. Pack of kamel reds light, a nice bubblier, and about an slice on some nice indoors along with over a grand in camera gear. Also in there is a test with this chicks name on it. I decide to do the right thing, go online and try to look up this chick, come up with nothing. me and my boy spend about 3 hours drunk in the middle of the night calling all the people with her last name in the phonebook before we finally reach her parents. Her parents live out in the burbs and are completely amazed we are trying to return her camera and went through all this trouble to track her down. i give them my number and tell her she can call me and I'm fairly close to where I found it. We smoked a bunch of the weed and all the cigs that night. Next morning chick calls me up, comes over to pick up her bag in between classes. She is so thankful she ends up giving both of us dome and kicking down the bubblier to us. Me and my boy both smashed a couple times after that. Chick was cute too this petite blonde chick with nice a rack that could deepthroat. Probably my best experience finding something and returning it to the rightful owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 did she dome you and your boy.........at the same time? Illuminati how many different Coogi outfits do you own? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It doesn't say how much money was involved. Anything up to a grand I'll gladly take, but if someone walked up looking mighty stressed out and asked me if I'd seen some cash laying around I'd give it back to them since it might be their rent or child support. But if we're talking five digits or more...I don't know, that's getting into some shady territory. I mean, I wouldn't call the cops...I don't know what I'd do. Which is good because it probably won't ever happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 did she dome you and your boy.........at the same time? Illuminati how many different Coogi outfits do you own? Yes And what the fuck is a coogi outfit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Go to the corner store. Look for the jeans with the embroidered back pockets....now make a suit out of that. Feel cool or ridiculous, depending. After Kim Jong Il died Illuminati flew to Pyongyang and bought up all of his old suits. I think it's a good look but it's kind of weird hanging out with him...there's all these people following him around calling him "Dear Leader" and he's not even Korean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 /NOCOOGI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Dear Reader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 WWFD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Friend of mine found about 380 in the middle of the road in the snow last week. Weird. Obviously he kept it I found 40 on the floor in the middle of a shell station once. Thats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 who even carries cash with them? cash is for drugs and craigslist purchases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 who even carries cash with them? cash is for drugs and craigslist purchases. Fake nigerian money orders are for craigslist purchases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 i pulled a george costanza last year around this time. i was waiting outside for my ride and didnt notice a 20 next to me. a nerd was walking by with his friend and grabbed the 20 and asked me if it was mine. i hesitated and then said no. ive never seen a nerd happier. fucker deserved it he's the one who saw it first. i once found an eighth of sun burnt weed by a bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I found 1500 in a parking lot once... I have found bits and pieces before...but I have pretty good luck, and Im observant, always looking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Shai you got that wrong the deer leader is in the back with his harem of bodyguards surrounding him in front ready to attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The fuck kind of deer are those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Faggot deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 seriously. I'm guessing new zealand or norway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 little bambino's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I found a .3 in the grass once, found almost full packs of cigs 3 times. Walking around drinking pays off for that. Friend dropped an 8th that he hadn't even touched except through the bag. sm0ke weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Me and my boy have each snagged a $20 bill in the DC Metro stations. One time when I was a youngin(younger) I was at the beach with my pops, and I was playing in the waves and shit, getting my adolescense on, and a $20 washed up and it was like the coolest thing that could happen to a 14teen at the beach...but then another jank washed up, and another jank and I just kept netting them up with this crab net I had. In all like three or four bills washed up. Just to add to it I was a boss that night, knocked on this door a few doors down from where I was staying because I had seen a cute ass girl go in and out. I knocked, she answered and I took the bitch to get ice cream with Poseidon's loot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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