mackfatsoe Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 did she dome you and your boy.........at the same time? Illuminati how many different Coogi outfits do you own? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It doesn't say how much money was involved. Anything up to a grand I'll gladly take, but if someone walked up looking mighty stressed out and asked me if I'd seen some cash laying around I'd give it back to them since it might be their rent or child support. But if we're talking five digits or more...I don't know, that's getting into some shady territory. I mean, I wouldn't call the cops...I don't know what I'd do. Which is good because it probably won't ever happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 did she dome you and your boy.........at the same time? Illuminati how many different Coogi outfits do you own? Yes And what the fuck is a coogi outfit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Go to the corner store. Look for the jeans with the embroidered back pockets....now make a suit out of that. Feel cool or ridiculous, depending. After Kim Jong Il died Illuminati flew to Pyongyang and bought up all of his old suits. I think it's a good look but it's kind of weird hanging out with him...there's all these people following him around calling him "Dear Leader" and he's not even Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 /NOCOOGI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Dear Reader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 WWFD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Friend of mine found about 380 in the middle of the road in the snow last week. Weird. Obviously he kept it I found 40 on the floor in the middle of a shell station once. Thats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 who even carries cash with them? cash is for drugs and craigslist purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 who even carries cash with them? cash is for drugs and craigslist purchases. Fake nigerian money orders are for craigslist purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 i pulled a george costanza last year around this time. i was waiting outside for my ride and didnt notice a 20 next to me. a nerd was walking by with his friend and grabbed the 20 and asked me if it was mine. i hesitated and then said no. ive never seen a nerd happier. fucker deserved it he's the one who saw it first. i once found an eighth of sun burnt weed by a bench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I found 1500 in a parking lot once... I have found bits and pieces before...but I have pretty good luck, and Im observant, always looking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Shai you got that wrong the deer leader is in the back with his harem of bodyguards surrounding him in front ready to attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The fuck kind of deer are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Faggot deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 seriously. I'm guessing new zealand or norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 little bambino's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I found a .3 in the grass once, found almost full packs of cigs 3 times. Walking around drinking pays off for that. Friend dropped an 8th that he hadn't even touched except through the bag. sm0ke weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Me and my boy have each snagged a $20 bill in the DC Metro stations. One time when I was a youngin(younger) I was at the beach with my pops, and I was playing in the waves and shit, getting my adolescense on, and a $20 washed up and it was like the coolest thing that could happen to a 14teen at the beach...but then another jank washed up, and another jank and I just kept netting them up with this crab net I had. In all like three or four bills washed up. Just to add to it I was a boss that night, knocked on this door a few doors down from where I was staying because I had seen a cute ass girl go in and out. I knocked, she answered and I took the bitch to get ice cream with Poseidon's loot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Real deer. 12 oz deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 why would she.. damn most ive ever found is 20 bucks done fucked up - was about to pass out when i posted this the most ive ever found is 40... the one & only time ive ever been to (refuse to go again, too depressing) a strip bar. drank til last call with a few friends & some dumb bitch i cant stand, then all decided to go there on a drunken whim (none of us had been). the dumb server/sad whore/poor girl with dead eyes walked away & i saw a 20 on the black lit floor.. looked around & picked it up quicktime before realizing there was another one folded with it. the place was cust, so we left a few minutes after that.. ended up returning to our area to this 24 hour restaurant, where we knew this old crooked bastard would serve us beer if we paid him extra - then we drank moar, assisted by the 40 finding 1500.. envy. & im always looking around/fiddling with random shit i see thats been left also :(. cant complain, i guess - a free 20 & 40 on separate occasions is decent... then again, ive lost by dropping little bits of tumbleweed a few times (technically havent won shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 she could've spent it on some education Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Come to think of it I saw some haggard old chinese lady sitting at a black jack table a couple weekends ago, she had dropped a 25 dollar chip... i went and put my foot on it and pretended to watch the table. Proceeded to tie my shoe, walked over to the roulette table and turnt that nigga into 75 Dont tell me any of you deer's would have told her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Come up thread now? Once walked my dog in a college kid neighborhood and as I passed this one house party I saw a 20 dollar bill on the street... There were mad people outside the house so I thought they might have fishing line on it and yank it prankster style... Well I note it and walk about half a block then head back. This time I pick up the 20, mind there's the party about 30 feet away, but no one noticed me picking up money so I keep picking up bills... As I reach for the 20, I see another, then another... I then found 550 bucks a few feet away. Then I see a fitted cap, a phone, and one Nike Jordan. Pocket the loot and walk home. I guess some wannabe dealer may have got jacked and beaten, just weird it was so close to said party house with kids everywhere, like they had to have seen whatever go down? Whatever, my money now. Coolstorybroism Oh and whoever said 1500, wow I thought my ground score was a jackpot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 my dad found a wallet in the street a couple years ago that had like 800 bucks cash in it. he held onto it and tracked down the owner cus his ID was in it, and eventually gave it back to the dude. the guy gave him 250 as a reward. Any time i've found bills on the ground, i've kept 'em. only a couple times it's happened. but i'd say at this point if i found someone's wallet or purse i'd try and find them and just give it back. to me there's a difference. plus im not some broke ass who needs to jack people's wallets or purses. random bills on the ground are fair game though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 On behalf of this woman: I am very sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 thats cuz ur a cop incognitro FUK a pig cop faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Wallets: keep gift cards and cash. Send everything else to their ID address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I found a purse with $500 in it, at work once.. I returned it back to its owner. I'm a good person. Sike.... I kept that shit. I bought a ps3 (this was around the time ps3 just came out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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